Okay hey guys sorry I haven't updated since x-mas but here you go!

B.P.O.V.

We sped down the road, away from Steve and all of his car geeky-ness. Once we were far enough away so that no one would get suspicious Rosalie turned to look at me, she smiled and got her phone out.

"What'cha doing?" I asked curiously as she was texting.

"Oh...just texting Edward." She smirked. My phone buzzed literally 2 seconds after she pressed send.

Alice's Text, Bella's Text

Um...I think Edward might be banning Rosalie from Baby sitting you again.

Oh, so that's what this is? Baby Sitting?

Yep! Bella, you have so much to learn...

And that would be...?

Exactly! Listen to Rose!

"You have to learn from the vamps before you can play with the vamps!" I got the notion that Alice had nothing more to say so I slid my phone into my jacket pocket. We pulled up to a McDonald's.

"What do you want?" Rosalie asked looking at me.

I stared, dumbfounded, as she waited for my answer.

"What?" She said looking mildly confused.

"You brought me to McDonald's?" She nodded, confused by my statement.

"Edward says it's unhealthy, of course it is but you know..." She nodded, prompting me with her eyes to answer her first question.

"Okay, Double cheese Burger." She nodded and relayed my message to the speaker. We got to the window and guess who was standing there, Red, Yellow and all. Mike Newton.

"Here you go!" He said, I think, trying to flirt while wearing those hideous colors. I at least have enough fashion sense to know that yellow and red don't exactly go together.

"Bye Mike." Rosalie said and sped off, handing me my lunch. I ate quietly and looked out of the window. I wondered what Edward was doing...

E.P.O.V.

Emmett is a freaking moron. Once he see's a penguin he runs around 'trying' to chase it.

"Just eat the freaking animal already! I'm ready to move on to seals." He looked over , then quickly looked back at the penguin. While he splattered his shirt and clothes with blood my phone buzzed.

Rosalie's Text, Edward's Text

Hello Eddie boy! I would like to know where to take Bella for lunch!

Don't take her to McDonald's.

Why not?

It's un-healthy.

Okay...We're on our way!

To where?

Micky-D's!! Bye Bye Mind Rapist!!

I am NOT a mind rapist!

Bye! :(

We proceeded through the icy wasteland... I miss Bella.

When we get home, I'm banning Rosalie from babysitting Bella...ever.

So how was it...other than the length issue?

I'm really truly sorry for the delay.

Thanks!!

~Emerald-Forever~