Atlantia45

Here is the third installment. Enjoy, or not.

Disclaimer: No I do not own characters or lyrics, situation, totally

The rattling of chains resounded against the pink wall paper walls, "Hey! Can I go now?"

Haruhi sighed and lied back down on the pink sheets, "Bastards."

Suddenly a loud grinding sound boomed throughout the room, causing the room to violently shake.

"What's going on?" Haruhi yelled as she sat up griping the heavy chains.

"Oh ho ho ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!" Laughed the figure on a rising platform from underneath the floor.

"Re-Renge!" Haruhi scowled at the overjoyed otaku.

"Ahem," Renge began.

"HEY, LET ME GO!" Haruhi yelled

"When we last left our heroine she heartlessly rejected our beloved Mori sempai! Although his efforts were great he was still shot down! What holds in store for our young little heroine during the OURAN TRAILS! Let's find out! OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!" Cackled Renge as her platform disappeared as quickly as it came.

"Augh, what's next…" Haruhi groaned and lied on her side.

Soon, she heard a door creak open and slam shut.

"Ooh. You look nice." Said two voices in unison.

"That can't be," Haruhi whispered in terror, "Hikaru Kaoru…"

"Haruhi! SO SEXY! Are you ready for the second trial?" Jeered the twins.

"Get on with it…" Sighed the apathetic girl.

"Aw, come on Haruhi-" Kaoru started.

"Yeah, let's have some fun!" Finished Hikaru.

"No, can I go now?" Haruhi bluntly stated.

"Aw! You spoil sport." The twins said in unison scolding the restrained "peasant".

"We even brought toys to play…" The twins smirked naughtily, both gesturing to hidden items behind their backs.

"What are they? "SEXY" Play-doh?" Sneered the cynical girl chained to the bed.

"Play-doh?" The twins repeated.

"No, better!" Karou cheered.

"We went into a peasant store and asked what teenage girls did for pleasure." Hikaru said coolly.

"So?" Haruhi remarked.

"And they suggested something that would leave the girls screaming with joy." Karou said darkly leaning in towards Haruhi.

"Really," Haruhi felt slightly uncomfortable, "So what do these "toys" do exactly?"

Hikaru leaned in even closer, "Everything and anything. And I heard that using one feels great in your hand Haruhi."

"It leaves you very, very satisfied Haruhi, especially on the inside!" Karou said with a smirk.

"What kind of toys are these?" Haruhi became more paranoid of the devilish twins' new "toy."

"It's perfectly normal to be scared the first time Haruhi," Karou said gently, sitting beside her.

"Yeah, so we decided that instead of having you do it yourself." Hikaru remarked sweetly, also sitting next to her.

"We will do it for you!" The teens both cheered wildly exposing their hidden "toys" and grasping a hold of one of Haruhi's hands.

"Wa-wait a second! Stop! What are you trying to pull?" Haruhi tried from the twins grasp with her eyes shut closed.

"Don't be afraid, you'll enjoy it. We promise." The twins held her down firmly.

Haruhi continued to struggle, "No I-"

"You'll never find…"

"I…What's that sound?" Haruhi opened her eyes to find the twins holding a pair of microphones, serenading her in unison.

"As long as you live…"

"Is this, karaoke?" Haruhi said in disbelief.

"Someone who loves you tender!" Sang Hikaru.

Hikaru was suddenly shoved off the bed, "Like I do." Karou sang lovingly.

Hikaru rebounded and continued to sing slightly annoyed, "You'll never find…"

"No matter where you search!" Karou sang, slightly louder.

"Someone who cares about you-" Hikaru, becoming more irritated, was suddenly struck with a pink heart shaped pillow thrown by Karou.

"The way I DO!" Haruhi furrowed her brow, looking back and forth between the teens.

The record came to a screeching halt as Hikaru stood abruptly, "You dare."

Karou stood up and glared at Hikaru, "I dare. Fool."

Haruhi remained still, very disturbed.

"Never gonna give you up!" sang Hikaru fervently.

"Love me! Love me! Say that you LOVE me!" Karou sang glaring at Hikaru.

"Please stop." Haruhi said in disdain.

Karou threw himself onto Haruhi's lap, "You are the wind beneath my wings"

Hikaru growled and shoved Karou off her replacing him with himself, "Maybe you're my love!"

Karou ran across the bed and dragged Hikaru away, "What the hell Ka-"

Shoving a pink teddy bear into Hikaru's mouth, Karou ran back to Haruhi and knelt at her side singing, "Baby you got what I need!"

Haruhi sighed, "Done yet?"

Hikaru pushed down Kaoru's head shouting, "LOVE ME TENDER!"

Karou stood and shoved Hikaru, yelling in his face, "TRUE TO MY HEART!"

"Um, guys?" Haruhi tried to interrupt but was abruptly silenced by the "singing styling's" of the Hitachiin twins.

"BABY I NEED YOUR LOVING!" Hikaru sang as he shoved Karou backwards.

"GOT TO HAVE ALL YOUR LOVING!" Karou responded loudly.

"Uh-"

The twins began screaming and yelling in unison, which became deafening to the Haruhi's ears, "Love, love me do. You know I love you. I'll always be true."

"baby, baby, baby oh!"

"Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug"

"can you feel the love tonight!"

"my endless love!"

The mischievous doppelgangers panted harshly stammering lyrics of random romance ballads, "Are you guys done?"

"Yaranaika1!" Yelled Hikaru and Karou both breathing heavily until finally collapsing onto the bed.

"That it?" Haruhi leaned back unmoved, "Can you guys let me out of here?"

The twins sat up and glared at the pink clad teen, "After all that you just ignored us?"

"Sure I was listening; anyway can you guys help me get out of here?" Haruhi said laughing awkwardly.

"Oh well Karou." Hikaru stood disheartened, "I suppose we should go."

Karou staggered to his feet coldly brushing off Haruhi's pleas as he followed Hikaru out the door, "Right, bye Haruhi."

"Wait, WAIT!" Haruhi pleaded which the twins rudely ignored.

"I told you Hikaru, we should have gone ahead with the vibrator…"

"EH?" Haruhi jumped at the comment.

"You were right Kaoru…maybe next time."

Before the teen's exited they turned to Haruhi, arms interlocked with a cruel look on their faces, "Bye bye…Haruhi. See you soon."

Haruhi shuddered at they're disturbing stare as they continued out the door chuckling to themselves. Haruhi was still trapped, waiting to endure yet another trial unsure of what the future holds.

A/N: Well Another one bites the dust. Hoped you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Tell me what's up or down. Sister suggested plot to this chapter. 10 extra credit points if you figure out which songs I use if you review. Alright, see you next time! Write on.

1: Yaranaika: Japanese for "shall we do it?" Go google"yaranaika know your meme." Hyadain made a really good song with mega man characters, check it out.