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Sasuke was sleepinng peacefully in bed. That was until he was soaked in water. He woke up seeing Hinata with a water gun pointed at him.
"What are you still doing in bed? You're supposed to be getting ready to your appointment to Orochimaru." Hinata said.
"I'm not going," Sasuke grumbled throwing the pillow at her. "I thought it over and decided that I will not let you order me around."
"Sasuke, I'm not ordering you around. I'm pushing you towards a better future whether you like it or not." Hinata said sweetly. Sasuke opened his mouth to say something, but before he could say something, Hinata squirted water at him. Itachi came in with some rope and tied Sasuke up.
"When I get my hands on you, you're barbecue!" Sasuke shouted.
"Put a sock in it!" Hinata said, stuffing a pair of Sasuke's stinky socks in his mouth. "Besides, you're almost late for the appointment I set up for you."
Itachi carried Sasuke downstairs and tossed him into the backseat of his car.
"Off to Orochimaru's evil headquarters!" Hinata shouted following Sasuke into the car. Itachi nodded, getting into the driver's seat. Sasuke spitted the sock out of his mouth.
"Were you trying to kill me?!" Sasuke shouted.
"Maybe," Hinata said.
5
"When I get untied, you are going to get a big huge ass whooping!"
"Tch, I want to see you try."
"You will, and I shall show you no mercy!"
"I'm so scared." Hinata said sarcastically
"You will be scared when I get my revenge. First I'll cut you up into little tiny pieces and boil you in your blood and toss you into a large tank filled with very vicious man-eating sharks. Then when you get reincarnated, my reincarnation shall hunt yours down and kill it a way worser way than how I am going to go kill you!" When Sasuke was done he heard Hinata yawn.
"Sorry, were you saying something important?"
"Why does it have to be Orochimaru?" Sasuke grumbled
"Because I don't like you." Hinata asnwered. "All of this would have been avoided if you gave me my money."
"That's because you beaten me up!" snarled Sasuke.
"Only because you agreed to the bet."
"That's because I thought I would
win."
"And that is why I ranked you No. 1 in my 'stupid-cocky-guys-who-owe-me-money-and-are-nothing- more-than-a-conceited-bastard' list."
"Then who is No. 2?"
"Nobody, you are the first idiot to ever get on that list."
"Then you are No. 1 on my 'stupid- annoying-girls-that-I-want-to-die-and-go-to-hell-for-annoying-me' list" Sasuke retorted.
"You should try being more original."
"That was orignal!"
"You copied what I just done."
"Did not!"
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"Ha! I just pulled a Bugs Bunny on you!" Hinata laughed.
"We're here" Itachi said. Sasuke looked out the window and saw Orochimaru coming towards them. Hinata kicked Sasuke out of the car and got out.
"Don't forget to pick us up at 3 o'clock." Hinata told Itachi. Itachi nodded and drove off.
"Why isn't he staying?! It's not fair!" Sasuke complained.
"Quit complaining."
"HINATA! It is always a pleasure to see you! Especially when you come to bring me one of your new boy toys." Orochimaru said.
"I wish I can say the same to you but I honestly can't" Hinata replied.
"Oh well, atleast you brought Sasuke Uchiha for me!" Orochimaru squealed.
"Yeah, I know he was your favorite student last year and the year before." Hinata stated.
" Can we hurry up here!? I would like to go back home before Itachi sets the next prank up!" Sasuke shouted.
"Okay, the first test would be a urine test." Orochimaru informed them. He handed Sasuke a small cup. "There is a bathroom in the next room." Sasuke left the room and entered the bathroom. After a few minutes Sasuke came out of the bathroom.
"I can't pee," Sasuke said. Hinata took a bottle of water out of her backpack.
"Drink it," Hinata ordered.
Sasuke glared at her. "Make me," he said
"I thought you would say that," she smirked, pulling out the remote. "PREPARE TO SEE THE REMOTE'S POWER!!" Hinata pressed an yellow button. Sasuke smirked when nothing happened.
Suddenly a bunch of clay figures came raining down.
"What the?!" Sasuke shouted as the clay figures exploded.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hinata laughed maniacally! Once the smoke from the exploding figures cleared, Sasuke saw a guy with blonde hair on a clay birrd flying away.
"So Sasuke, do you still think that you can take on the power of my remote?"
"Shit!" Sasuke muttered underneath his breath. Hinata sniffed the air.
"Ew! I wanted you to pee your pants not soil it." Hinata said covering her nose.
"Shut up! This is all your fault!" Sasuke shouted.
"It's okay Sasuke, just wipe your butt and put the toilet paper inside a ziplock." Orochimaru said, handing Sasuke a ziplock.
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After Sasuke cleaned himself up he gave the ziplock to Orochimaru.
"Perfect! Now we need to get some of your blood." Orochimaru said taking out a needle.
"Then we're done?" Sasuke asked.
"Nope, then you'll have one more test. I already know all the other junk like your eyesight, hearing, height, weight etcetera. " Orochimaru answered. "Now, hold still." Sasuke felt the needle pierce through his skin. Sasuke watched the blood travel.
"All done!" Orochimaru said. "Now, Hinata, I need you to go outside for the last test."
"Okay, I'll call Itachi to come pick us up." Hinata said, getting outside of the room.
"Okay, it's time for your prostate exam," Orochimaru grinned.
"What's a prostate exam?" Sasuke asked.
"Just drop your pants turn around and lean forward." Orochimaru protested. Sasuke did what he was told to do.
"So how does this work? You just feel my pulse or something?" Sasuke asked while Orochimaru put a gloves on. Sasuke screamed trying to run away with his pants around his ankles to get away from Orochimaru. He took deep breaths looking at Orochimaru.
"What the hell was that?!" Sasuke shouted
"Sasuke that was a standardize prostate exam" Orochimaru answered.
"Like hell it was!" Sasuke cried running out the room. He saw Hinata laughing. "SHUT UP!" he shouted. Sasuke pulled up his pants and went outside and into the car. Hinata followed, laughing nonstop all the way back to Sasuke's house.
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"That was not funny." Sasuke whined while Hinata and Itachi laughed.
"Oi chicken butt, tomorrow go to McDonald's," Hinata said, laughing in between words, out of the door.
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