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Once again, Sasuke Uchiha was sleeping peacefully in bed until... Itachi Uchiha, his older brother, came into the room with a water bazooka in hand and shot him. Sasuke's eyes shot open as he sat up.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Sasuke asked, throwing his pillow at Itachi. Itachi expertly caught the pillow and tossed it back at his stupid idiotic little brother. The pillow hit Sasuke square in the face.
"You need to hurry! The person you were supposed to meet canceled on us! We have to reach your replacement instructor. Now hurry up! You have five minutes to get ready before I go drag your ass all the way to your instructor!" Itachi answered slamming the door behind him. Sasuke shrugged and pulled the covers over his head.
"This is NOT FUNNY!" Sasuke shouted. Itachi was dragging Sasuke pass innocent bystanders. Sasuke only had briefs on and a butt burn.
"I warned you! You were the idiot for thinking I was bluffing!" Itachi shouted back at him. "No wonder why you ended up being Hinata's bitch!"
"I AM NOBODY'S BITCH!" Sasuke shouted, trying to escape Itachi's grasp. All of the sudden Itachi's cellphone rang. Itachi took out his cellphone and answered.
"It's for you," Itachi said handing the cellphone to Sasuke. Sasuke looked at the caller, and cautiously pulled the cellphone up to his ear.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Sasuke pulled the cellphone away. "NOBODY'S BITCH MY ASS! LEARN YOUR PLACE YOU LOWLIFE SCUM!"
"SHUT UP! I'M CHARGE OF MY OWN LIFE! YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" Sasuke shouted into the phone. He closed it and threw away into a trashcan. Itachi saw his cellphone get thrown away. He stuffed Sasuke into the same trashcan.
"Find my cellphone or else," Itachi threatened Sasuke in a deadly tone.
"Or else what?"
Sasuke was tied to a streetlight with a newspaper briefs.
"HEY SASUKE!" A voice shouted. Sasuke saw a boy with short blond hair with a plastic bag coming out of a store heading straight towards him.
"What do you want Naruto?" Sasuke asked irritated.
"Nothing much. I just gotten a phone call to meet someone at this spot." The boy named Naruto answered. "So what are you doing here?"
"None of your beeswax."
"Fine then," Naruto pouted. "I'll just leave you here in front of all these people." Naruto took three steps away from Sasuke.
"WAIT!" Sasuke called out. Naruto walked backwards and turned around.
"Yes?" Naruto grinned.
"Can you untie me?" Sasuke mumbled.
"What was that? I can't hear you!"
"CAN YOU UNTIE ME?!" Sasuke shouted.
"Sure. Itachi also told me to buy you some clothes." Naruto said untying Sasuke. He handed Sasuke the plastic bag. "Hopefully one of the stores will let you get dressed in the back."
Sasuke and Naruto wandered off to different stores asking if Sasuke could change in the back.
"Is it safe?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah," Naruto whispered. Naruto and Sasuke were in the dressing room area of a women's lingerie store. Sasuke came out of the stall and saw a bunch of girls staring at him.
"I thought you said it's safe!" Sasuke shouted.
"I did. What's the worse girls can do?" Naruto replied.
"PERVERTS!" The girls shouted. They started to whack the two boys until they were out of the store.
"Remind me again why we chose the lingerie store?" Sasuke said, rubbing a bump on his head.
"I'm friends with the owner." Naruto answered. "Now down to business. I'm your instructor! The great Naruto Uzamaki!"
"You're one of Hinata's bitches too?!" Sasuke shouted, all shocked.
"What are you talking about? I am working for Hinata because I want to," Naruto replied.
"WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WORK FOR HER?!" Sasuke asked. "She's the evilest, most annoying, weirdest, most random, bossy, loudest person I ever met!"
"Did you hit your head on something?" Naruto asked. "Maybe those girls hit your head a little too hard. She's the greatest boss anyone could ever ask for!"
"We are talking about the same person, right?" Sasuke asked with one of his eyes twitching.
"If we are talking about Hinata Hyuuga, then yes."
Sasuke felt something coming up through his throat. He ran towards the closest trashcan and started to puke. Naruto went into a store and came out with a bottle of water. He handed Sasuke the water.
"Now when working under Hinata there are a few rules. The first rule is do not, I repeat, DO NOT make Hinata upset or mad. If you make her upset then your older brother Itachi will beat you up. If you make her mad then you will be tortured by her. Trust me, you do not want Hinata mad. A few days ago she came into headquarters all mad because this stupid guy wouldn't pay up 500 dollars after she won a bet."
"You do know that I'm that guy, right?" Sasuke asked, glaring at Naruto.
"Yeah, Hinata was ranting and kept saying things like 'Sasuke is so stupid' or 'Stinking Sasuke won't give me my money.' She kept going on like that for a while until she decided to go all the way to Itachi's."
"I noticed. I was drinking my milk until she came in."
"You make your own milk?" Naruto asked. Sasuke slapped Naruto at the back of his head.
"How does Hinata even know my brother?" Sasuke asked.
"YOU'RE HIS OWN BROTHER AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT ITACHI WORKS AS HINATA'S OWN PERSONAL BODYGUARD?!" Naruto shouted.
"ITACHI IS HINATA'S BODYGUARD?!" Sasuke shouted. "I think I'm going to be even more sick."
"C'mon it's not all that bad. I mean who cares that you don't even know what your brother does for a living." Naruto said.
"I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT!"
"Whatever,on to rule number two! You should never try to steal the remote from Hinata. That remote was given to her when she was declared our new boss from the leader of the Akatsuki. The last time someone tried to steal it, the Akatsuki chased down the theif and tortured him for weeks."
"Who are the Akatsuki?" Sasuke asked.
"The Akatsuki is basically a group of elite bitches. They are also skilled in assination or so I heard." Naruto answered. "They are extremely close friends with Hinata."
"Where are we going?" Sasuke asked, looking around, finally noticing that he was at Konoha park.
"Headquarters. All you have to do is go to Konoha park. Then throw a coin at the fountain but only when nobody is around." Naruto demonstrated. The coin bounced off the fountain and hit a tree. "You follow the coin and press down." Naruto pushed the coin as if it was a button. A hole in the tree appeared. Naruto stepped in and fell. Sasuke looked down.
'Am I supposed to follow him' thought Sasuke. All of the sudden, Sasuke was falling.
"Whoops, my bad!" Sasuke heard instantly recognizing the voice.
"Damn you Hinata!" Sasuke shouted.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Sasuke landed on a mattress.
"There you are!" Naruto shouted. "I thought that you never going to come!"
Sasuke looked around. It was as big as the park. There was T.V.'s, couches, books, a pool table, and a lot of games. It also had hallways leading to different rooms.
"Let me show you where your own room is." Naruto said dragging Sasuke through the hallways. Sasuke noticed that some of the boys there were his classmates.
Sasuke looked at the doors. Each one had a dry erase board with different messages. Sasuke noticed a sign saying 'RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!' He guessed that it was Naruto's room. Next door, the last door, was blank.
"Here it is," Naruto said opening the door. Inside the room was a bed, a desk, a closet and a chest at the foot of the bed. There was a note on the desk. Sasuke picked up the note and read it.
'Welcome to your second home!'
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