Hi, I'm updating! Sorry if the chapter is short or crappy. I was under pressure!!! My older brother was watching my every move waiting for me to be done to take the laptop . So yeah enjoy as much as possible.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

"So what's the third rule?" Sasuke asked, crumpling up the note.

"The third rule? Let's see, it's the most important rule… whoever breaks this rule shall be punished to the most extreme level." Naruto mumbled. "Crap! I forgot what the third rule is! Sasuke, stay here until I find someone who knows what the third rule is!" Naruto ran down the hallway and out of sight. Sasuke walked out of his room and started to search for an exit.

ONE HOUR LATER

Sasuke was wandering around the halls of the headquarters.

"How can anyone not get lost!?" Sasuke shouted. Sasuke then saw something familiar. It was a couch. One of the couches he saw when he first arrived to headquarters. He quickly ran over to the couch and hugged it. "I thought I would never be able to see the light of day ever again!" He looked around and saw an exit sign. Something else also caught his eye. Something that he couldn't resist: a hallway with the word saying 'KEEP OUT' hanging over it. Sasuke shook his head.

'Bad Sasuke!' Don't even think about going in there! Who knows what might lurk in there!' an angelic mini Sasuke said, popping out of nowhere onto Sasuke's left shoulder.

'Are you really going to let this opportunity get away? Hinata's room might be in there! Why else would it have the words "Keep out?" It's the perfect chance for revenge." A demonic mini Sasuke said, poofing onto Sasuke's right shoulder.

'Revenge is never the answer. It is your own fault for making that bet. You should get accept the consequences and do your time.' The angelic mini Sasuke said. 'Yeah, let that skank walk all over ya.' The demonic mini Sasuke said sarcastically. 'Listen, you'll never get anywhere in life listening to little goody two shoes over there. Life is all about breaking the rules, taking risks, living life on the edge of life and death!'

'Life is also about making the best choices and listening to the demonic buffoon is definitely not a good choice.' The angelic mini Sasuke said, glaring at the other mini Sasuke.

'BUFFOON!!? Is THAT the best you can come up with? I probably shouldn't complain. Stupid pansies like yourself can never make a decent insult!' The demonic mini Sasuke scoffed. 'At least I don't have a Barbie doll collection, unlike someone else I know,' the angelic mini Sasuke retorted.

'Hey! You promised that you would never tell anyone about that!' The d.m.s (demonic mini Sasuke) shouted. 'Since you're going to play like that, I'm not the one who pees on the bed!'

'Oh yeah? At least I didn't like Orochimaru's touch.' The a.m.s. (angelic mini Sasuke) said, pointing an accusing finger at d.m.s.

'………………Touché……' d.m.s said. The d.m.s. and a.m.s disappeared. Sasuke walked into the hallway.

The hallway was dark like a tunnel. At the end of the hallway, Sasuke saw a white blinding light. Usually when there is a bright light at the end of a dark tunnel people would tell you to run away from the light. Well since it's not technically a tunnel, Sasuke ran towards the light, making a mental note to bring a flashlight if he was going to ever come back here. When he reached the light, a cane hit him.

"Know how to read, chicken butt does not." Sasuke looked up and saw Hinata with her cane. "Stupid, Sasuke is. "

"Foolish, my brother is. Knows he is sleeping, he does not." Itachi said walking from out of the shadows and into the light right beside Hinata.

"Sleeping, I am?" Sasuke asked dazed. Hinata and Itachi nodded.

Sasuke woke up just in the nick of time.. He saw that two blondes and one red head were pointing three water guns straight at his face.

"Man, he is awake, un." A boy with blonde hair said.

"Itachi, I thought you said he won't wake up for a while." A red head said in a bored monotone voice.

"I lied," Sasuke heard his brother say.

"Itachi, you evil mother fu-" Itachi covered the other blonde's mouth with tape.

"Hinata said that headquarters is rated T." Itachi said throwing the roll of tape at his brother. "Did you learn anything from Naruto, little brother?"

"Yeah, Hinata is more crazy than Orochimaru." Sasuke said. The three water guns were then thrown at him.

"I should have left you in the hallway to rot, un!" the first blonde said. Sasuke instantly remembered him.

"You're that guy who threw bombs and made me shit my pants!" Sasuke shouted. Everyone in the room gave Sasuke a 'well duh' look.

"What were you doing in OUR territory?" Itachi asked, glaring daggers at the younger Uchiha.

"Well, I was trying to find the exit while my idiot of an instructor tried to find someone who knows the third rule." Sasuke answered, glaring at his older brother.

"YOU DIDN'T LEARN THE THIRD RULE!?!?!?!?!?" everyone except the second blonde shouted.

"I don't get whats the point. I mean what are the chances of me breaking the rule without knowing what the rule is?" Everyone's face said one hundred percent chance.

"The third rule is that you can't reveal Hinata's identity." the red head said.

"That's it?" Sasuke asked in disbelief. Itachi nodded. "That sounds stupid."

"YOU STUPID BITCH! IF HER IDENTITY EVER GETS REVEALED THEN WE ALL WILL BE FUCKED HUNDREDS TIME OVER!!!" The blonde with the tape over his mouth shouted.

"Oi Sasuke that's where you were!" Sasuke turned around and saw Naruto running towards him.

"Where have you been?" Sasuke asked as Naruto stopped.

"Searching for you idiot! Now lets get out of here. This is Akatsuki territory." Naruto answered.

"Many people go insane in this area." Sasuke rubbed his head as he followed Naruto out.

"Who are those people with my brother?" Sasuke asked.

"Let's see the red head is Sasori, the cussing blonde is Hidan and the one that made you shit your pants is Deidara. I think that's what their names are." Naruto answered. "You should stay away from them, they are very scary and dangerous."

"Yeah I'll keep that in mind the next time I go in there."

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