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Sasuke was trudging up the stairs, tired. All he wanted to do was go to his bed and fall asleep. He opened the door and saw the blonde sitting on a orange sleeping bag on the floor.

"What are you doing here?" Sasuke asked sending a death glare to Naruto.

"Hey, I have a good reason why I'm here." Naruto said, defending himself. "I brought 'the genius' to explain why the third rule is important."

"Then where is he?" Sasuke's eyes scanned the room for another person.

"I'm behind you." Sasuke screamed like a little girl and smacked the person in the face behind him. "Shit Sasuke, what the douche? You're worser than Ino when she was on her diapers."

Sasuke saw Shikamaru, his classmate from last year, rubbing his cheek that Sasuke smacked.

"You work for Hinata too?!" Sasuke shouted.

"Yeah," Shikamaru answered. "I don't even have to do much. People, like Naruto, pay me to explain the third rule to whoever the idiot may be. In this case, however, the idiot would be you." Sasuke glared at Shikamaru.

"Hurry up and explain." Naruto said. "I am not paying you a hundred dollars per hour for nothing."

"That's a total rip off!" Sasuke shouted.

"That's why I love my job," Shikamaru said grinning. "So the third rule is 'You can not reveal Hinata's identity.' It is important because people outside of our 'oragnization' do not know about how Hinata acts outside of school. A perfect example is her cousin Neji Hyuuga. He has absolutely no knowledge about Hinata being a pimp. If anyone knew about this then her whole life would be turned upside down. Newspapers, magazines, and the whole student population will be questioning who is Hinata Hyuuga. Is she the sweet innocent shy heiress of the Hyuuga company? Or is she someone totally different? Most of us would have nothing to do or anywhere to go. Hinata made that rule as soon as she decided to take over the role of being the pimp from your brother who came up with the whole collar thing." Shikamaru pointed at the collar around Sasuke's neck. "It was made so noobs learn how to respect him and it shocked you when you didn't listen to him. Luckily Hinata changed it. She said that it was a very cruel and mean thing to do."

"Then why is she mean to me?" Sasuke asked.

"First of all, you were mean to her first. Second, you owe her money. Third, she just didn't like you. That's why you went to see Orochimaru for your physical." He answered.

"Wait, there is a different person you saw instead of that perverted old man?"

"Yeah, he's the red head from the Akatsuki." Naruto answered.

"Only those who she doesn't like see Orochimaru." Shikamaru looked down at his watch. "Well your time is up. I'll be going now. Naruto, I expect the money tomorrow no longer than 3 pm." He walked down the stairs and out ot the house.

"That's one pest down," Sasuke said, drawing his attention to Naruto. "One more to go."

"Eh? Don't you remember? You allowed me to sleepover as soon as I found you in headquarters." Naruto said.

"Actually, I dont!" Sasuke threw Naruto's sleeping bag out of the room.

"Hey!" Naruto shouted, running out of the room to get his sleeping bag. As soon as Naruto got out, Sasuke slammed the door and locked it. "Sasuke!!! NO FAIR!!! LET ME IN!!!" Naruto started to pound on the door.

"GO HOME!!!" Sasuke shouted.

"BUT SASUKE!!!!!" Naruto shouted back, still pounding on the door.

"I SAID GO HOME!!!!!!!" Sasuke pushed his ear up to the door:nothing. 'He must have gone home.' Sasuke thought smirking. He unlocked the door and slowly opened the door.

"SASUKE!!!" Naruto shouted, tackling Sasuke onto the floor. "I knew you wouldn't send me home."

"Get off me, you idiot." Sasuke hissed pushing Naruto off.

"Naruto and Sasuke, never knew you two, swing that way." Naruto and Sasuke looked at the doorway and saw Shikamaru.

"Hey Shikamaru, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked, getting off Sasuke.

"There's a thunderstorm outside. You two were too noisy to even hear the thunder." Shikamaru answered, rolling out his sleeping bag.

"You were planning to sleep here too?" Sasuke asked.

"Nope, I'm just prepared for the worst. So what do we do?" The three boys thought of what to do till the storm passes.

"I know!" Naruto shouted. "We could tell Sasuke about the secret challenges!"

"Secret challenges? I'm listening." Sasuke said.

"Okay the secret challenges are from the Akatsuki. They have a list of challenges posted on the bulletin board. So far only two challenges were done." said Naruto. "The first challenge that was done was to get a date with Hinata. The one who did the challenge was Gaara." Sasuke's left eye started twitching.

"Did you just say Gaara did the first challenge?" Sasuke asked, now fidgeting. "The evil little bastard that annoys the crap out of me at school. The person who gotten me detention."

"Yeah, he gotten two months off. The other winner was your brother." Naruto answered. "The challenge your brother did was teach Hinata how to stand up for herself."

"Wait, Gaara works for Hinata?" Sasuke asked. Shikamaru and Naruto nodded. "He is such a loser!" Sasuke laughed.

"At least he gets better treatment than you do." Shikamaru said.

"Everyone gets more better treatment than Sasuke. Emphasis on everyone." Naruto said. "He is the first to ever have to go to Orochimaru!"

"Shut up!" Sasuke exclaimed. The lights went off.

"Sasuke, why did you turn off the light?" Naruto asked, stretching out his arms.

"What are you talking about you idiot. The electricity probably went off. I'll come back with a flashlight." Sasuke said standing up. He took one step.

"OUCH!" Naruto shouted. "Watch where you're going!"

"I would if I could see!" Sasuke shouted back, smacking the back of Naruto's head.

"I'll go with you," Shikamaru said.

"I'll go too." Naruto said. The three guys went out of the room and walked down the hallway.

"Sasuke, you're leading right?" Shikamaru asked.

"What are you talking about? Naruto leads." Sasuke answered. Naruto stopped. Shikamaru stopped. Sasuke kept walking.

"WHOA!!!" Sasuke shouted, slipping on the the stairs. He landed his butt.

"Sasuke, are you all right?" Naruto shouted.

"What do you think?" Sasuke shouted back.

"That's easy. I think that you are in a whole lot of pain." Naruto said. "Shikamaru, would you agree?"

"Why yes, Naruto. I do agree." Shikamaru agreed.

"Just get your butts down the stairs!"

"What? You got down already?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah," Sasuke answered.

"How did you do that?" Shikamaru asked.

"I sat on my butt and slowly went down the stairs." Sasuke aswered.

"Thanks!" Naruto shouted.

When all three were downstairs the lights went back on.

"What the?" all three asked.

"What a waste of time." Sasuke said about to climb back upstairs.

"Okay, see you on the first day of school." Shikamaru said. "Naruto, just leave my sleeping bag in my room at headquarters."

"Hey, when is the first day of school?" Sasuke asked Shikamaru.

"About two weeks from now." Shikamaru answered, exiting the house.

"So Sasuke, I guess it's just the two of us." Naruto said, grinning.

"Naruto, go home."

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