[Roman; Entry 1]
Saix gave me this... thing. A diary. DIARY. Hell no, he did not. I may as well scratch out the word "diary" on the front and replace it with "journal!" Real men write journals. But why do I remember that? I can't remember how to talk correctly, yet I already know what a "real man" does. Doesn't that need something? Hell if I know. And what's with these words I'm using? It's all sorts of confusing right now.
Besides, I have this odd memory that journals aren't day to day. Not all days have something interesting, you know, so there's really no need to document every single little day that passes. If anything, you won't want to remember certain days because—what?
[Roxas; Diaries are girly?]
Roman says that diaries are mostly for women, but he doesn't really know why. Even when he did, he needed a piece of paper to tell me. That, and I couldn't read some of his letters at first glance. In contrast to me, he's pretty lively for a new Nobody, because he's already communicating with others semi-fluently. He's still kind of a zombie in his actions, though.
Xemnas also said that he was particularly special, but how? There's me and Xion, so could we have a third Keyblade?
[Roman; Keywhat?]
The fuck's a Keyblade? From what I've seen from Roxas, it's some big-ass thing that you whack those Heartless things with, amongst other tasks (whacking people, lol). So is it a sword or a key?
Well, here's my theory: it's a sword, but it acts like a key in very specific situations. Another theory is that it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in things, it unlocks their death. That's about all I have. Where'd I get that, anyway?
[Roxas; I Just Noticed]
Everyone's name has an X in it... but not Roman. Maybe he has a surname that Xemnas never gave us? That would explain why there's no X. But wait... no one else has a surname, so it wouldn't make any sense for Roman to have a surname. Also, he's talking more, but his handwriting hasn't improved much.
Maybe Zexion can help him with that.
[Roman; I Write How I Want]
Everyone's been complaining about my handwriting lately, because I've been using random pieces of paper to get things through. First of all, I'm kind of in a hurry to get my message through because I want to kick something in a mission that Saix, the X-face has. Secondly, I'm a near derelict for memories! I guess that wouldn't include a personal dictionary, since I'm writing this out and I understand what many of the words people use mean both in written things and verbal conversation. See? There I go.
Basically, I write how I write, and I don't give a significant shit. Let's end it at that for now.
[Roxas; Whoa!]
Roman was talking a mile a second today! One week, he barely spoke, like me, and now he, for the most part, won't stop talking! Is this a good thing? I certainly don't remember talking so much within a week, myself. Saix practically pushed him through the corridor so he didn't have to listen to him so much.
He also doesn't have a weapon like everyone else. He just goes in and uses his hands and feet. Talk about going into battle feet first.
[Roman; Xion]
Number fourteen… Xion. I rarely see that girl at all, and she just decided to take her hood off today. However, Roxas claims that she's had her hood off for a while now. So who's crazy here: me or Roxas? Jeez, this X sound in everyone's name is starting to wear on my vocal chords, especially since a few days ago.
All I was doing was stating my mind, and Saix shoved me through that dark portal thing. Is there really something so wrong with stating my mind on certain subjects?
[Roxas; Huh?]
The hearts that come out of the Heartless Roman defeat look like the ones Xion and I get. Why is that? Is that what Xemnas meant by particularly special? Maybe not, because when I let him hold the Keyblade, it disappeared and it came back to me.
The same thing happened when Xion tried. What's going on?
[Roman; Bunch of Wimps]
Who needs a weapon? I have my own right hand, and he's got a brother on my left. I swear, they don't know what it's like to just punch one of those Heartless things straight in the face, or kick them and see how far they go before they hit something. Especially not flower man.
By the way: James from Team Rocket called. He says that he wants his rose back.
[Roman; Bitch!]
Who put that blonde chick in the Organization, or whatever these guys call it? She's pretty rude and derogatory, and she's got the speed to avoid a pimpslap. Oh, and she kicked me in the privates, too. Damn ho.
Also, I caught wind of a girl named Namine. Who's that? They also mentioned Castle Oblivion, a research facility, so I can guess that she's there? Who knows? I hope she has longer hair than lightning bitch and the hooded girl. Wait... what?
[Roman; Say-a What Now?]
Technically, today's mission was officially a success, but I still think I failed. I WAS supposed to get one of those Darkside things today, but it entered itself in some tournament thing. I had to kick my way to the top... and then some guy in orange comes by. He seems like a nice guy to befriend, but his kicks HURT! Also, where'd he learn to shoot energy from his hands?
Basically, I lost so he had to get the Darkside. Not a whole lot to lose, since it was the target, and it's a Pureblood or something, but it's still pretty humiliating. Did I mention Lexaeus ripped off the top part of his robes before wrestling with some crazy dude? It's mortifying just remembering it…
[Roxas; Women]
Roman was talking about women today. I didn't get a lot of it, nor did I get anything about Larxene talking about men. Roman said that the perfect woman had long hair kept down, a fair bust: cup B to C (what does that mean?), and a fair figure. He also says that curves are a big plus. What the hell?
I'm really concerned, though not for Roman specifically. I'm actually a little worried about what he'll do to US if he betrays the Organization for whatever reason. Not that he seems to want to. He seems content enough to stay, but since we don't have emotions, he may just be a ticking bomb waiting to go off.
[Roman; Women]
Tried to get Roxas to understand my view of women. He didn't get it. On the plus side, he didn't get anything the lightning bitch said about men. Less gay, more straight, dude. I'm looking at you as well, Axel.
Anyway, imagine a girl with long, healthy hair that she likes to keep down. I forgot to tell Roxas that ponytails are good too. She'd have a bosom not too big, not too small. Cup B to C ought to do it, although I can't remember what that even means, though. Her figure would also be anything but plump, though. I'll accept normal, although curves would be a big bonus.
[Roxas; ...What Did He Say?]
Roman just told me another thing he'd like in a girl. Attraction to other girls. That statement made Xion leave the room. I guess I can imagine why. I also never knew there was a word for girls who like girls, though he said that it's in the context of exclusion. However, there is one thing that I don't get: he said that he didn't like Xion too well. "Hair's too short." I don't think her hair's too short.
It's just short enough. Besides, how can anyone put on a hood if they've got a lot of hair? I swear, he's confusing to listen to at times, and it's not those random vocalizations he's been making as of late.
[Roman; Do Not Want]
What does Roxas see in that other girl? From what I've seen, her hair's short enough to be masculine, and there's not a lot of chest on her to speak of. Like… good lord. I commented that, "There's not a lot for her TO squeeze" one time. However, that ended up making her chase me throughout the castle. Who knew that an emotionless girl could be so conscious about her body? That just seems to defy all logic.
So basically, the entry title up there pretty much sums up what I think of what's-her-face. I say that because I've rarely seen her face.
[Roman; Yuri = HOT]
I just remembered something: yuri is HOT. Quick primer: yuri translates roughly(?) to "girls' love." However, no one here seems to be eligible for that, especially since we only have two girls and they don't mix very well. We seriously need more long-haired girls in this Organization, because I'm starting to flip.
What impact this is supposed to be having on me, I have no clue. I'm just starting to remember personality quirks, but nothing in regards to my past, past. I'm not artificial, am I?
[Roman; Hot Chick Ahoy!]
New world today. It was a hell of a task though: recon. I swear, it takes too much investigation to make a "breakthrough," and it took too much work and time to make the three breakthroughs to- wait. Only two! Well that could have made things a whole lot easier if someone told me earlier! Stupid bastards.
Anyway, let's get to the entry title here. There was this REALLY attractive girl in this world we went to today. Blue hair in a pony tail (light blue from what I gathered), nice figure... but the only rut I see is her boob size. Yes. Her boobs are TOO BIG. I'm not kidding. The reason why I'm not so savvy with large boobs is because I've been sent across city blocks by some woman's own pair because neither of us were looking. Damn you, "Fire Shadow!"
[Roxas; Youkai]
An academy for the non-human... does that mean that Xion, Roman and I would fit in? We don't have hearts, yet we still look and talk like humans. And what would they think when I say that we're Nobodies? They may take it literally and ignore us completely.
It's also a world of its own, so you have to wonder what else could get in other than us and the Heartless.
[Roman; Really Random Thought]
Kurono and a yuki onna (snow fairy). Together. I'm not joking. On a side note, doesn't yuki onna actually mean "snow woman?" Hell, Zexion and Vexen are confusing me again with their translations of certain things, like the "Gin Tama" incident.
I'm pretty sure that if I'm not supposed to have emotions, that my crotch shouldn't be hurting from overextension. See, this is why I rarely have my robes on outside of missions; comfort.
What function, other than keeping the wearer dry, do these damn robes serve, anyway?
[Roxas; Innocence]
Innocence? What's that? By Roman's definition, it's a sort of object or infection that allows a person to fight off evil like how a Keyblade works. So does that mean that the Keyblade would be useless?
He assures that Innocence can't unlock things, so I guess that's a start, but what about his mission? I got through way before he did, so I wonder what kept him. All he answered was, "Dude problems."
Is that supposed to be a nickname for something? "Dude?"
[Roman; That Yellow Thing]
Some yellow thing hovering a guy's head in Innocent Europe, that world where I nearly had my ass handed to me. What the hell was that? I'd say "Gilbird," but that seems way off considering the situation here. I still think it's European in a sense, Prussian specifically—wait, Prussia? What the fuck is that?
Now I've got all sorts of random names flowing into my head: Italy, Germany, France, England… and the unifying word is Europe. Damn, I'm messed up.
[Roxas; Gilbird?]
I imagine a yellow bird that would nestle itself in someone's hair, preferably silver hair. Why that bird would choose that person, and how it even got there to begin with is beyond me. The only reason why I'm writing about this is because Roman brought it up today. I also have to wonder about how much of what he's saying he actually knows about.
One minute, he's talking about something, and then he stops and asks, "What?" It's confusing.
[Author's Notes]
- You're not hallucinating: I got boob blocked by Tsunade.
Innocent Europe – My name for the D-Gray Man world. If it's a little weird, forgive me.
- Huge thanks to darkpikasama for the "James wants his rose back" line.