Hi It's me Sin writer a.k.a Sinny. This is a new chapter of She's My Pimp. I have been really obsessed with Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Don't forget To review please
Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto. I don't
Sasuke was peacefully sleeping in bed, hidden under his covers. A figure climbed through the open window with a giant pale of water. The figure pulled off the covers and dumped the water onto Sasuke. Sasuke sat up coughing.
"Naruto! What do you think your doing?" Sasuke shouted.
"Get up!" We have to go to the headquarters!" Naruto shouted.
"Why should I?" Sasuke asked.
"Because it's annual beach day!" Sasuke threw a book at Naruto, knocking him out in the process. Sasuke dragged Naruto out of his room. Sasuke turned around to return to bed. He was knocked out by a giant paper fan.
"How troublesome."
Four people with water guns hovered over Sasuke's unconscious body.
"Fire!" One of them shouted. Four streams of water hit Sasuke. Sasuke woke up and saw Itachi, Deidara, Sasori and Hinata with the water guns.
"We so got him bad, un" Deidara said.
"Hey Sasuke! You finally woke up." Sasuke saw Naruto, also drenched by water, sitting next to him.
"Why didn't you wake me up sooner?" Sasuke asked Naruto in a deadly tone.
"It wasn't his fault, foolish brother. It's yours for not listening to a higher rank." Itachi said, shooting his brother a few more times before walking away.
"Yeah, listen to him." Hinata said, taking out a squirt gun filled with green liquid. She shot Sasuke in the face.
"EW! What did you shoot at me?!" Sasuke shouted, wiping his face.
"Relax, it's only Mountain dew." She said, shooting Sasuke more with the squirt gun. Sasuke looked around and saw about thirty people there.
"Hinata, we have a problem." Hinata turned around and saw Shikamaru.
"What's up?" she asked.
"Well, we just found out that it's raining at the beach today." Shikamaru said.
"What!?" Naruto shouted. "That means annual beach day is canceled!" Naruto frowned. Some neighboring people heard the news. More started to talk about it being canceled. Hinata grabbed a megaphone and climbed on top of the closest couch.
"Listen people! I have just received news that it's raining today. So then we have to cancel Beach day this year." The people started to groan. "But there is another option. We could go to the pool in the headquarters. So, which ones better: cancel beach day or celebrate it at our pool?"
"Pool!" the crowd cheered.
"We have a pool here?" Sasuke asked Naruto.
"Yeah! The best part about it is that it's really big." Naruto shouted. Hinata climbed down the couch.
"Problem solved." Hinata said, handing the megaphone to Shikamaru. Sasuke watched Hinata pass him and walk towards a red headed male with the kanji sign for love on his forehead. Sasuke frowned
"Is someone jealous?" Naruto whispered in Sasuke's ear.
"Are you crazy? Why would I be jealous? I just don't like being in the same room as Gaara is all." Sasuke said.
"Then why are you getting all defensive, Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"You've been listening to Avenue Q too much." Sasuke said, glaring at Naruto.
"You know Sasuke, it's not healthy to keep your feelings bottled up." Shikamaru said. "I've seen the way you were looking at Hinata."
"You guys are both stupid." Sasuke groaned.
"C'mon Sasuke don't be like that. Him and I are going to be your closest pals here." Naruto said, wrapping his arm around Sasuke's neck.
"Someone shoot me." Sasuke muttered. He got shot four times behind his back.
"How could you fit this big huge pool underneath Konoha park?" Sasuke asked. Standing before him was a fifty yard swimming pool.
"It's an Akatsuki secret." Shikamaru said.
"C'mon let's hurry up and change." Naruto said, pushing the two towards the boys' locker room.
"I don't have my swimming trunks, idiot." Sasuke said.
"Don't worry, I brought a pair for you!" Naruto said. He digged through his bag and pulled out a pair of black boxers with pink hearts on them.
"Naruto, those are boxers." Sasuke said.
"I know. Don't boxers and swimming trunks work the same way." Naruto asked. Sasuke opened his mouth to answer but closed it, deciding it was a waste of time to explain. Sasuke grabbed the boxers and went into one of the stalls to change.
Sasuke came out and saw Naruto and Shikamaru already changed.
"Great! Let's go have some fun!" Naruto shouted.
"I don't want to get out of here wearing this." Sasuke complained. He walked towards a corner and clamped himself into a ball. He posted up a sign on one of the walls. The sign read 'Emo corner.'
"C'mon Sasuke....you know you're not emo. This is a great opportunity to beat Gaara at something. For as long as I have been here, I have never seen Gaara go into the water." Naruto said. Sasuke's ear perked up.
"That means that I could beat him at a swimming contest." Sasuke said, standing up. "All right! Let's go!" Shikamaru sighed as he followed the two out of the locker room.
Sasuke scanned the swimming pool area for Gaara. He saw his brother sitting in the lifeguard's chair. He saw Sasori shooting Deidara with the water gun. Deidara fell into the pool, dropping his water balloons onto the floor. Deidara surfaced and started to shout at Sasori.
"There he is!" Naruto said, pointing at Gaara. He was laughing with Hinata, watching Sasori and Deidara. Sasuke marched towards Gaara.
"Why do I have a feeling this is going to turn out bad?" Shikamaru mumbled.
"Hey Gaara!" Sasuke greeted his nemesis. "How about we do a little competition?"
"Depends on what it is," Gaara answered. Sasuke thought long and hard.
"How about water volley ball?" Naruto asked. Gaara smirked.
"That's fine by me." Gaara said.
"Idiot!" Sasuke hissed at Naruto. "I was going to challenge him to a race."
"Either is fine by me." Gaara said. "I could still whoop your butt." Sasuke frowned.
"Fine, it's a race."
Everyone was out of the pool and stood on the sidelines. Sasuke was on one end and Gaara was on the other.
"Okay, the objective is easy. You swim to the other side of the pool and back. The first person to do so wins." Shikamaru explained. "The rules are that you can not have any outside help. No traps of any kind."
"Ready!" Hinata shouted on the other side of the pool.
"Get set!" Sasuke prepared himself.
"GO!" Sasuke went off. 'I am so going to win.' Sasuke thought. He looked behind him to see Gaara struggle.
"What are you looking at?" Sasuke looked forward and saw Gaara ahead of him. Gaara was the first to reach the pool end where Hinata was. Sasuke started to rush.
"The winner is Gaara!" Shikamaru announced.
"I let him win." Sasuke muttered. He watched Hinata rush towards Gaara and give him a hug.
"You know, that could've been you." Naruto whispered.
"I wouldn't want that to be me." Sasuke said.
"Okay," Naruto left Sasuke's side to congratulate Gaara for winning.
For the rest of day, Sasuke sat next to Shikamaru, watching others play in the pool.
"Still upset about the race?" Shikamaru asked.
"I thought that Gaara would be bad at swimming." Sasuke said.
"Well next time, be sure you get that information from a reliable source. Naruto has only been here for three months." Shikamaru said.
"Then how did he knew what today was?" Sasuke asked.
"The bulletin board." Shikamaru answered. Sasuke felt him get shot in the back of his head. He turned around and saw Hinata with water balloons.
"C'mon chicken butt, today is a day to be happy." Hinata said. 'Just ignore her' Sasuke thought. Sasuke turn back around. Hinata threw another balloon at his head.
"You're going to need this," Shikamaru said, handing over a nearby water gun. Sasuke grabbed the water gun and started to fire at Hinata. Hinata started to run away. She led Sasuke to an ambush. Deidara bombed water balloons on Sasuke. Sasori and Naruto continuously shot Sasuke. None seemed to stop him from chasing Hinata. Hinata stopped before she fell into the pool. She sighed a sigh of relief. Sasuke slipped and accidentally pushed Hinata into the pool. Hinata screamed falling into the pool.
"Sasuke, Hinata can't swim," Shikamaru shouted. Everyone turned around. Itachi dove into the pool. Sasuke started hyperventilating. The people started to crowd around Sasuke.
"Sasuke, breathe." Naruto said. "You just pushed a girl who can't swim into her doom." Sasuke's eye started twitching. Itachi surfaced with Hinata.
"C'mon people give her some space." Sasori said. Sasuke was pushed back and couldn't see what was happening.
"Sasuke, let's get out of here," Naruto said.
"Why?" Sasuke asked.
"You just became headquarters' enemy no. 1" Naruto said.
"I told you I had a feeling it's going to end up bad." Shikamaru said. The three boys sneaked out of the pool area.
"It was an accident." Sasuke said.
"Try saying that to the person picking out your trial date?" Shikamaru said.
"Naruto, you should have let me sleep in." Sasuke groaned.
"Looks like we're staying here tonight." Naruto said.
"Why is that?" Sasuke asked.
"We left our clothes in the locker room." Naruto answered. "Don't worry I got some extra clothes. Plus Shikamaru and I will always be with you through milk and ramen."
"Thick and thin." Shikamaru corrected.
"Huh?" Shikamaru shook his head.
"Nevermind." He said.
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