AN: Welcome back to the insanity! Uh….Yeah…. Don't really know what's going through my head… I blame the fact that school starts sometime next month and my imagination feels it should shoot out all its ideas before the new school year. Any who, back to the random therapy and torture, I blame this all on the fact I was forced into seeing 4 different counselors and only causing me to make my mental and emotional barriers stronger and not helping with the problem they should have. Skew the counselors, I am doing just fine on my own and finding my own ways of copping! ….Sad thing is….I'm very much enjoying writing this…. Sorry Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto, but it's fun… *Runs from two very pissed off Uchihas*

Warning: Right… Me… I'm a hazard obviously… Um language, as you saw last chapter, Dr. Bethani is not shy when she wants answers…. Well, you don't have to worry with little innocent Naru! Right, rated M. Mostly for Dr. Bethani, Sasuke, and Itachi's dirty mouths and Dr. Bethani's….. Unorthodox… ways of working.

Declaimer: I own nothing and I make no profit, just a lot of laughs and a lot a weird looks…. And apparently a death wish from the Uchihas…. I'm going to go hide now, I don't want to die….

CHAPTER 2: Naruto; the Innocent Uke

I sat in the couch that I had somehow been thrown onto away from my boyfriends and stare at the lady across from me. "…Excuse me….?"

I must have heard her wrong. Oh shit… She's giving me an evil look. If looks could kill, I'd be 10 feet under…

"Okay Naruto, you leave me no choice." She says as she pulls out a rope, a whip, and duck tape. A chair somehow got to the center of the room.

Before I can make a beeline for the exit to safety, I'm grabbed, forced into the chair, tied down with rope and duck tape, and my mouth is gagged with rope.

I whimper as I look at the witch standing in front of me with the whip. "Don't worry, Naruto, this is just for show. As long as you give me the correct reactions to what I show you, you'll be unharmed." She says with a sweet smile.

Why, oh why did Tsunade have to send us here…? Specialist my ass, this lady is a nut job!

"Now, pay attention to the screen, or I'll be forced to use this…" A glint enters her eye and I turn my head to face the pull down white screen in the room. My blond hair was a mess, it was bad enough trying to tame it as it was, but Sasuke and Itachi kept playing with it now. Well… As long as they liked it I guess…

A beep sounds throughout the room and all of a sudden to my shock I hear my own voice.

"Ita…no…. P…please Ita…." I turn to the screen and turn beet red. "Naru good fox…. Please… No punish…ment…for Naru…" I pale dramatically.

How the hell did she get a hold of the video Sasuke took of the time he and Itachi drugged me. (That was the last time I let them talk me into drinking. The hangover afterwards sucked too…) I'm forced to watch as the me in the video was wearing nothing but a orange and white fox tail belt and matching durable ears held on my head by an elastic band. Durable as in they can be thrown around by Itachi and Sasuke and still be in one piece and not broken so I can still wear them. I try to look away, only to be faced with the doctor and her whip. I look back and whimper as I watch Itachi tease me in the video. The video me whimpering and whining like some animal bitch in heat. Might as well as been the equivalent with the drugs they put in my system. She finally turns off the video and I can face her.

"Will you answer my questions now?" She asks. I nod mutely as she undoes all of my binds and I end up on the couch again.

"Now, when did you start dating the Uchihas?"

"Ah….." My blush hadn't died down yet, "I…I started g-going o-out with S-Sasuke… S-sh-shortly after s-sch-chool was coming to a-an e-end. I-Itachi I…He joined…A…Around the t-time I-I went t-to the-their house f-for d-dinner for t-the s-second t-time…." I stammered out.

Dr. Bethani nods her head and I can't help but wonder how she can do this work with all those curls in her face… Don't they get in the way?

"Now, how about the most recent time you've had your brains fucked out?" She asks and I blush and stutter so hard I can't even get a sentence out. She sighs and waves it on. "Okay, okay, how about this: Do you like Sasuke and Itachi and being with both of them?"

"Yes." I said without hesitation. She wrote something down with that. "I love them both very much." I give the girl a glare, screw her being older, I'm still taller that her. I could overpower her and I will if she threatens to take me from my mates. Or that's what Kyuubi called them when we last talked….

"What is it Kyuubi calls your lovers?"

"My mates."

"Hmmm….. So the fox is trying after all…"

"What, what is Kyuubi up to?" I growl at her. She looks up at me over a pair of glasses I just noticed she picked up from the side table. When did she put those on? Wait, why wasn't she wearing them before then? Or are they for show…? Shoot, I need to pay attention! Focus Naruto, focus!

"He's trying to get you to reproduce his offspring by channeling his chakra through you and create a fetus. As a demon he would have been able to carry pups male or female, but since he's trap all chances of his genes going on has been stopped. I believe he may be using this as a way to channel his chakra unnoticed and try to make you pregnant." She says in a matter of fact tone.

"ITACHI! SASUKE!" I yell and pounding can be heard on the door as I cry for my boyfriends. The girl pales.

"Shoot! They aren't supposed to be breaking in here! Go back to the porn on the overhead!"

"Give back Naruto you witch!" Sasuke calls.

"Sasuke!"

"I'm a witch now am I! Go sit down, or this video of a drunken fox Naru goes to the internet.

Everything quieted. "…you wouldn't…."

"I would…" She said and I was left to her mercy, whimpering and crying silently.

"Aw… Naruto, I didn't mean to make you cry. Come on, let's finish this session and you can go get Ramen and sit with one of your boyfriends while I talk with the other." She says kindly. I don't by it. Not even for ramen. And I love the stuff.

I sniffle and glare at her. She sighs. "What am I going to do now….? Hm… Okay, Naruto, when was the last time you and your boyfriends went on a date?"

I glare at her with teary eyes. I bet they're all red and puffy now, and they're itchy and sore too… "Itachi took us to a zoo and we had a picnic lunch there, then dinner at a restaurant before heading home…." I answer. "Sasuke took me to go pet the animals…"

She smiles and nods writing things down. "And does Itachi's age difference bother you at all? I mean, he is 24…"

"Not at all. Why should it?" I glare at her and growl.

She holds her hands up in a peace sign. "Okay. Okay. I had to ask as you are 17. Sasuke being 18 makes sense, you go to school together. It's odd seeing as Itachi is a grown adult…"

"Can I leave now?"

She glares at me and I glare back. I'm not the same blond I was growing up. Gone is the overly bright orange jacket and jumper pants, now my wardrobe consist of orange, black, reds, and some earth brown colors, and off white. Today I'm wearing a orange and black stripe shirt, after winning the argument with Itachi and Sasuke over it, and a pair of black jeans ripped at the knees, and checkered converses.

Dr. Bethani looks at her notes and sighs. "Fine… We'll move on…." She mumbles and I jump up and out the door and into Itachi's arms in the blink of an eye.

She stands by the door while I cry in Itachi's arms complaining about how evil the doctor is.

"Sasuke Uchiha, your turn." She calls. Sasuke kisses the top of my head and promises he'll get her back for making me upset and leaves for the room. I cuddle into Itachi, enjoying how safe I feel, and am, at this moment.

"…Ita… I want to go home…"

"I know Naru. Once this is all over, we can go home and I'll make you your favorite for dinner" Itachi says as he runs his fingers through my hair.

I smile and relax. "And we can all sit and cuddle and watch a movie…?"

He chuckles. "Yes, yes. We'll cuddle and watch a movie." I practically purr as I cuddle into his chest. Good luck Sasuke. That lady belongs in the insane asylum...

AN: And that was Naruto's session. These are obviously short and not really descriptive, well…. I don't really know where this is even going… The mentioned ears and tail… Well at the 2010 LA Anime Expo I saw people with tails and that gave me the idea and I have a pair of cat ears I'd gotten the year before form a stand with the sign 'These are the Original Cat Ears, Don't be fooled…' And I thought they would work. They had a lot of different colors. So Naruto has a pair of those.

Now it's Sasuke's turn to be interroga- I mean, turn for his session. Not interrogation, nope, not an interrogation. Anyways… He's not as innocent as our little blond favorite character Naru. What else has Dr. Bethani somehow gotten a hold of? Will Naruto be able to go home with his boyfriends and just relax? Or will Dr. Bethani cause too much trouble? What does Kyuubi have to say about all this?

Kyuubi: I SAY YOU'VE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!

Shoot! It ain't your turn yet! Go away! *Runs form very pissed off fox demon* BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA!