Hi ppl! Welcome to another chapter of 'She's My Pimp.' Today we have a very special character in today's chapter! Hopefully she won't end up killing me due to the fact that she is a nice, caring, sweet twinny that will always forgive me even if I accidently broke her 2-year old pencil, ripped a page of her notebook which contained a chapter that she did not type up yet. Anyways...don't forget to review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto.
"As much as I would love to stay here with the two of you, I've got to go meet Choji right now." Shikamaru said, backing out of the room. Naruto was sitting on his bowl shaped bed, hugging the naruto shaped pillow. Sasuke was looking through Naruto's drawers for pajamas that didn't had ramen on it.
"Okay then, don't forget to tell us who has to pick Sasuke's trial!" Naruto shouted.
"Trial?" Sasuke asked, pulling out a green pajamas with patches of different shades of green.
"Yeah, every newbie has to go through a trial date. The trial date will set up the amount of money you have to make. The least you have to make is one hundred dollars per month. That's what my instructor told me. Oh and if the date thought it was terrible, the person has to sleep in Orochimaru's backyard for one night." Naruto explained. "Hey you found my seaweed pajamas!"
"Here I thought they were just like any other normal pajamas. I'll just borrow a t-shirt and some jeans." Sasuke said. He grabbed the first pair of pants and shirt he saw.
"You sure it's safe to get out of this room?" Naruto asked.
"Yup, I now have a map of this place so I won't get lost getting out like last time." Sasuke said, showing Naruto the map.
"Okay then." Naruto said. He shoved Sasuke out of his room. "I'll call you when I find out who is setting up your trial date." He slammed the door.
"YOU COULD HAVE LET ME CHANGE FIRST, IDIOT!!!" Sasuke shouted, banging on Naruto's door.
Sasuke reached his house around midnight. Tired and exhausted, he went straight to his room. Sasuke was lying in his bed, staring at his cellphone, patiently waiting for Naruto to call. He heard a car being pulled up. He walked towards the window and saw Itachi getting out of his car. At that moment his cellphone started to ring. Sasuke quickly answered it.
"Yo Sasuke!" Naruto's voice rang in Sasuke's ear.
"You found out who is choosing my trial date?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah!" Naruto replied. "It's me, believe it! So meet your date today at Konoha Park at noon. Don't worry it's my cousin!" Naruto then hung up. Sasuke's eye started twitching. 'Naruto's cousin..' he thought. He started to imagine Naruto with long blond hair tied up in pigtails, dressed in orange, constantly talking about ramen.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke muttered under his breath.
Sasuke was sitting on one of the Konoha Park's benches. He had been sitting there since noon and it was already 2 pm. Sasuke sighed. He noticed a girl with long black hair, wearing a bright pink shirt with a pair of jeans, carrying a dry erase board. She looked like she was searching for someone. Deciding not to let his conscious pick at him, he decided to go ahead and see if he could help her out in any way. He walked up to her and tapped on her shoulder.
"Excuse me, can I help you in any way?" Sasuke asked the girl. The girl turned around. She stared at Sasuke for a while. Her mouth then dropped and pointed at his face. She squatted down and started to write something on her dry erase board
Hi! I'm Rei Mihara!*smiley face*
Naruto's Cousin!
Your trial date!
Sasuke's jaw fell onto the ground. This was definitely not what he expected Naruto's cousin to be.
"Are you sure? You're a whole lot quieter than Naruto." Sasuke asked, double checking.
Yes!
The only reason why I don't talk that much is because I'm mute!
"Okay!" Sasuke said. "I get it! So where do you wanna go?" Rei started to draw something on the board. She showed him a drawing of a ferris wheel, what looked like a roller coaster and a bunch of carnival games. Sasuke stared at the drawing for a moment, thinking of where it is she wanted to go. "Is it the zoo?" Rei shook her head in disappointment.
It was supposed to be the carnival*sad face*
"I meant carnival! I only thought of the zoo because I thought that you would want to see the animals." Sasuke said, defending himself.
Since you put it that a way....
Sasuke and Rei Mihara were now at the zoo looking at the lions.
Can we take a picture of them!?
"I don't have a camera," Sasuke said. Rei pouted.
What's the point of going to the zoo if you don't even take pictures of the animals?
Sasuke sighed and went into a store to buy a camera. When he came back, Rei was nowhere to be seen. 'Great,' Sasuke thought and turned around. A lion was very close to his face. Sasuke screamed and fell to the ground.
Are you okay, Sasuke?
Sasuke then realized that it was actually Rei with a lion mask.
"I gotten the camera, so let's take a picture of you and a lion." Sasuke said, getting up. Rei walked in front of the lions' cage and wore her mask. With a bright flash, Sasuke took a picture.
"Hey you!" Shouted a security guard. "Can't you read? It's says no flash photography."
"Sorry, it won't happen again." Sasuke shouted back.
"You got that right," said a voice behind Sasuke and Rei. They turned around and saw another body guard. "I'll be confiscating your camera and kicking you guys out."
"Hey! That's no fair, I paid for these tickets!" Sasuke complained.
"Well, I guess you should have looked at the signs about photography before taking pictures." the security guard said, dragging the two towards the gate.
"Sorry about that," Sasuke apologized. The two of them were at the bus stop, waiting for the bus to come.
It's okay.
Now we can go to the carnival!
Rei gave her mask to Sasuke.
When I bought it, it reminded me of you!
Sasuke accepted the mask. The bus came and as they were boarding the bus, an idea popped into his mind. 'What if this girl is actually Hinata in disguised. That would explain us getting kicked out of the zoo.' Sasuke thought.
Sasuke this is our stop.
Sasuke got off the bus and looked up at the ferris wheel.
I wanna go on that one last!
"Maybe we should play some carnival games," Sasuke suggested. Rei nodded and dragged Sasuke towards the darts.
This is my favorite game!
"So you wanna win a prize for your pretty young date?" the carny said. "It's only a dollar per dart."
I want the big giant white bunny!
"In order to get that prize you need to pop about 40 balloons." the carny said. Sasuke took out his wallet. There was only 60 dollars left in there. Sasuke sighed and gave the carny 40 dollars. The carny gave Sasuke his 40 darts. "You would have to not miss any, in order to get that bunny."
"Great." Sasuke muttered. After a few minutes passed by, Sasuke finally got rid of his forty darts, popping exactly 40 balloon. The carny gave the bunny to Rei.
Do you want me to win something for you?
Sasuke shook his head.
"I think I'm good." Sasuke said.
I wanna win the giant duck.
Can you give me twenty then.
She took out her wallet and took out twenty dollars. Rei gave the money to the carny. The carny gave twenty darts to Rei. Rei picked up the darts. She looked at the balloons. She started throwing the darts, popping two balloons with each of the darts. When she ran out of darts she popped 45 balloons. The carny handed her the stuffed duck.
Here Sasuke!
It's for you!
The tail looks like the back of your hair.
Sasuke's eye started to twitch like crazy. Rei dragged Sasuke to the concession stand.
I want a churro, cotton candy and a corn dog.
"Okay, and after this we will go to to the ferris wheel." Sasuke said ordering the food. After they got their food, they sat on a bench and started to eat their food. While eating, Sasuke was thinking that if Rei is Hinata, why is she acting so nicely. If Rei is Hinata, why is she not trying to make this the worst date ever.
"That was delicious." Sasuke heard Rei said.
"I knew it along!" Sasuke shouted. He grabbed a handful of Rei's hair and started to pull. "You're actually Hinata in disguised. You said that you were mute so I wouldn't recognize your voice. When I left headquarters you probably threatened Naruto to lie to me. You try being nice to me but are actually plotting my revenge for pushing you into the pool!" Sasuke continuously pulled Rei's hair like a crazy mad man.
"Bad Sasuke!" shouted a voice behind Sasuke. He was the hit by a cane, repeatedly. Sasuke turned around and saw Hinata and Itachi. "What do you think you're doing to your trial date."
"Th-tha-that's impossible! You are supposed to be Rei Mihara!" Sasuke shouted.
"Sometimes, I feel sorry that I'm related to you." Itachi said. Sasuke let go Rei's hair.
"I'm so sorry!" Sasuke apologized. Rei gave Sasuke a look saying you better. "How about we go on the ferris wheel and talk?"
Fine
Sasuke felt a little happy. He and Rei walked towards the ferris wheel.
'I must pull the old Uchiha charm in order to save me.' Sasuke thought. "I'm really sorry for pulling your hair. I just feel a bit weird being with you today." Sasuke said. The two of them were already on the ferris wheel. There was a long awkward (to Sasuke) between them. "Maybe it's because..." Sasuke scooted closer to Rei.
Because?
"I love you," Sasuke whispered, closing in for a kiss. Rei's eyes widened. Then there was a bright flash.
"Oh my god, Sasuke, did you know you were about to kiss a boy!?" Hinata shouted, with a camera in hand. Great job, Haku." 'Rei' smiled.
"Well it's always great to help you out Hinata." 'Rei' said. 'She' turned to Sasuke. "Let me reintroduce myself. Hi I'm Haku and I'm a boy." Sasuke's jaw fell.
" See Sasuke, I always get my revenge. I also get another photo of another sucker. You're the second idiot who fell for that." Hinata said, waving the photo in front of Sasuke's face.
"I can't believe you fell for that too!" Naruto said, popping out of the crowd. "And Shikamaru thought you would actually see through that!"
"Shut up, Naruto!" Sasuke shouted.
"Hey! You have no right to tell him to shut up." Hinata said, whacking Sasuke with her cane.
"Yeah! Nobody tells me to shut up!" Naruto shouted. Sasuke pounced on Naruto, choking him. Eventually security came and kicked them all out.
"I honestly wish that you wouldn't be stupid." Itachi said, driving Sasuke home.
"At least I'm not the only one that fell for it!" Sasuke replied.
"The first person to fall for it was Naruto, and he was the last one to join before you came along." Itachi stated.
"This is all Hinata's fault." Sasuke muttered. Itachi immediately stopped the car. After a minute of the car moving around, Itachi kicked Sasuke out of his car. Sasuke was wearing only his briefs.
"You are walking home!" Itachi said, driving away, leaving Sasuke.
"BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke shouted at him.
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