Hi this is Sinny(Sin writer) bringing you a brand new, fresh from the press, chapter. Sorry for the long wait. I was watching Fired up. It is very interesting on how they spell. I hope that you will enjoy this chapter and review
DISCLAIMER: Don't own Naruto. Masashi kishimoto does
Sasuke was peacefully sleeping in bed. After walking home at night, being chased by dogs, evading Orochimaru who was coming back from the grocery store with Kabuto, being scratched by a cat that was in the tree that he used to climb into his room on the second floor, he finally gotten some sleep. That was until an anonymous person came into his room with a bucket filled with ice and water. The person approached Sasuke, smirking. Sasuke cracked one eye open and saw water and ice coming at him.
"Hey Sasuke, Hinata gave special orders to me to wake you up like that!" chimed the person.
"Haku!? How do you know where I live?" Sasuke asked.
"Everyone knows where Itachi lives. Where ever he lives, you must live." Haku explained.
"Yo Sasuke!" Naruto greeted, climbing in through the window. Shikamaru came a few seconds after.
"Why are you all in my room?" Sasuke asked.
"I came here to tell you the amount of money you have to earn." Haku said.
"I came here to see if I could bug you." Naruto said.
"I came here to make sure that Naruto could bug you and I could go back to doing my own business," Shikamaru said. He noticed Haku and Naruto glaring at him. "What?"
"I want to have the longest answer!" Naruto said. "I came here to see if you would like to do something stupid with me like play near Orochimaru's house by throwing rocks at his windows. Plus if we break one, we could run away."
"Fine, you guys could compete over the longest. I'll keep the shortest reason." Haku said, sticking his tongue at the other two.
"Hey!That's absolutely not fair!" Naruto complained. Sasuke walked past the three guys and downstairs for a healthy bowl of cereal. When he arrived at the kitchen, he saw Hinata eating a bowl of his favorite cereal: Lucky Charms. Though they have not given him much luck at the moment or the past few days.
"Good morning Sasuke," Hinata greeted.
"What are you doing here eating my favorite cereal?" Sasuke asked, glaring at her.
"That is not an appropriate way to greet my cousin," said Neji, entering the room.
"Let me guess, you know about her being a-" Sasuke was abruptly interrupted by Naruto tackling him into the ground.
"Good morning Hinata. Neji." Shikamaru greeted.
"Yes, good morning to the both of you." Haku greeted, entering the kitchen.
"Good morning Naruto, Shikamaru and Haku." Hinata greeted.
"Neji is one of the few people who do not know about her being a pimp," Naruto whispered to Sasuke, trying to make sure Neji doesn't hear.
"Hey, do you know when your brother is supposed to wake up. He was supposed to pick Hinata up and bring her to Konoha park to look at the flowers." Neji said. Sasuke started snickering.
"I'm pretty sure he'll wake up right about now." Shikamaru said, looking at his watch. Itachi then walked into the kitchen.
"Sorry Neji, someone turned off my alarm clock. Possibly the same one who cried in our house when he was only five years old saying 'I'm lost' over and over again." Itachi said. Sasuke knew who he was referring to and glared at his brother. The others snickered.
"Well, I'll leave her in your hands. Are you going to drop her off or do I have to pick her up." Neji asked.
"I'll drop her off." Itachi said. All of them waited until Neji was gone, listening closely to the sound of the front door closing. They stayed quiet until the roaring of an engine being brought to life was heard.
"Man that was a close one." Hinata said, pouring herself more Lucky Charms. "It's a good thing Naruto came and tackled you."
"Why are you eating my Lucky Charms?!" Sasuke asked.
"Your Lucky Charms?" Itachi showed the box to Sasuke. "Upper right hand corner." Sasuke grabbed the box.
"I don't see anything." Sasuke said. Itachi handed him a magnifying glass. Sasuke snatched it. "It says: The following cereal box, Lucky Charms, belongs to Itachi Uchiha. The only people allowed to eat this cereal is, of course, Itachi Uchiha and Hinata Hyuuga. If anyone besides the following eat this cereal they will have bad luck."
"See I have the natural right to eat this." Hinata said.
"Hey what other cereals do you guys have?!" Haku asked, looking around the kitchen for cereal.
"Yeah! Just standing here, watching Hinata eating cereal is making me hungry." Naruto said, rubbing his grumbling tummy.
"Why don't you go out of my house and eat breakfast at someone else's house." Sasuke said.
"Because we didn't complete the task we wanted to!" All three of them said in unison.
"You could eat Cap'n Crunch." Hinata suggested, taking out a box of cereal. Haku gave the box a digusted look.
"What's wrong, Haku? Scared of this cereal?" Naruto asked.
Haku shook his head. "That cereal is too sweet. It sickens me."
"Poor pretty boy. Can't eat sweet cereal thinking that it's gonna make him turn fat." Sasuke said, pouring himself a bowl.
"Anyways, we need to make sure you can get a date by yourself." Haku said.
"That's right! You can practice getting dates at the park." Naruto said.
"After breakfast we all shall watch Sasuke's skills at getting a date." Hinata said.
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Hinata, Haku, Itachi, Shikamaru, and Naruto were sitting on the grass watching Sasuke stand around. They have been sitting there for thirty minutes so far.
"Hey, when do you think he'll do something?" Naruto asked Haku.
"I have no idea."
"Shikamaru, didn't you say that you had to do something?" Hinata asked Shikamaru.
"Well you see, I only said that to make sure I don't have to do anything troublesome but I would rather see Sasuke screw up." Shikamaru explained. All of them nodded in agreement.
"I'm trying to concentrate." Sasuke shouted at them.
"Then hurry up!" Hinata shouted back at him. Sasuke looked around and saw a girl with blond hair taking pictures with a digital camera. He looked at Naruto holding sign saying: Go for it! Sasuke sighed and approached the girl.
"Hey are you lost? Cause I see a map in your eyes." Sasuke said.
"No, I'm not lost but I can see loser on your forehead." The girl said, leaving Sasuke.
"Sasuke! The line was 'Do you have a map? Cause I get lost in your eyes!' Not what you just said." Naruto shouted.
"That line doesn't make any sense!" Sasuke shouted. He spotted another girl. She had red hair tied up in a ponytail. He approached her.
"Hey, I've seen you before in my dreams." Sasuke said.
"Now watch me disappear in reality." The girl said, spraying pepper spray in Sasuke's face and running off.
"Ouch that gotta hurt." Haku said, wincing. Sasuke recovered from the spray.
"Don't try using pick up lines!" Naruto shouted. Sasuke didn't listen to him. He saw another person with long black hair. He approached the person.
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together." Sasuke said. The person turned around, revealing Orochimaru. Sasuke froze up.
"Sasuke!!! I thought I recognized that voice." Orochimaru squealed. Naruto ran up to Sasuke. He grabbed Sasuke's hand.
"Let's go!" Naruto said, dragging Sasuke away from Orochimaru, following the others.
-xXx-
The six of them were eating cheeseburgers at the mall for lunch.
"This is terrible, Sasuke. If you can't get yourself a date how will you pay the amount you have to earn." Haku said, in a sarcastic voice.
"I don't really care." Sasuke said. "What's the worst that can happen?"
"The Akatsuki will tie you up, and deliver you to Orochimaru." Shikamaru answered. Sasuke's eye started to twitch.
"You seriously need to get that twitching checked." Hinata said, taking a biting out of her cheeseburger.
"Shut up. Nobody asked you." Sasuke snapped.
"Hmph. Just so you know… the current amount you have to earn per month is two hundred dollars." Hinata stated.
"Great that means I'll pay you off in two and a half months." Sasuke said.
"Sure you will." Hinata said. Naruto leaned over to Sasuke.
"Sasuke, I forgot to tell you but after the pool incident, the amount you owe Hinata now is a thousand dollars." Naruto whispered. Sasuke splurted out the juice he was drinking at Hinata's direction. Haku jumped in front of her just in the nick of time. The sticky liquid hit Haku instead of Hinata.
"Haku! Are you okay?" Hinata asked.
"Yeah," Haku answered in a weak voice. "No casualties, just my ruined favorite shirt."
"It's a shirt. You could just buy another one." Sasuke said.
"Yeah, and you could earn five hundred dollars in one month." Hinata said. "If you don't get a date by the end of today, the amount you'll have to earn doubles." Sasuke's eye started to twitch.
"I gotta get a date." Sasuke said running off.
-xXx-
"Listen to me Sasuke. There are three simple steps into getting a date." Naruto said. "1. You walk up to the girl. 2. You ask her out. 3 if she says yes, you set up a time and date. If she says no, you nod and walk away."
"Or you could do it my way." Shikamaru said. "get a sign saying willing to date, and leave a paper so the person could write their name and when is the date. Plus the price of the date."
"What happens if it is at the same time?" Sasuke asked.
"We all know you know which you would choose." Naruto nodded in agreement.
"So which will you be choosing Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"I think Shikamaru's the best option." Sasuke said. "But I think that's too much work."
"Suits you." Shikamaru said shrugging. Naruto looked at his watch.
"Snaps! My date is in an hour! Sorry Sasuke! Gotta Go!" Naruto waved bye and ran off.
"I'll guess I'll be going also." Shikamaru said, looking at his watch. "Sasuke, here's a little piece of advice: be careful of who you ask. There are some people who are in the same business as we are. They are our rivals." Shikamaru left, leaving Sasuke alone. Sasuke scanned the crowd of people around him. He spotted a girl with red hair and glasses sitting alone on the bench. Deciding to take a shot, Sasuke walked up to the girl.
"Hey wanna go out on a date?" Sasuke asked the girl.
"'Do you really want to ask a random person?" she asked.
"Yeah,"Sasuke nodded.
"Hmmm…..I'm not really sure." She said. "Are you just any other guy or do you have a price?"
"Price?" Sasuke asked.
"You know, like twenty bucks per date. The higher I pay, the better the date." She explained.
"Oh, I get what you're talking about." Sasuke said. "Yeah it's thirty bucks for a single date."
"My isn't that a bit pricey." She said.
"Well that's my price." He said
"Mmkay, I'll meet you tonight at this spot around seven o' clock." Sasuke watched the girl leave.
"Wait, what's your name?"
"Karin." Once she was gone, he started to rejoice.
-xXx-
"So, Sasuke was able to get a date after all." Hinata said. She was with Itachi at a far enough distance to see Sasuke. "I don't like that girl."
"Do you want me to do a background check?" Itachi asked.
"Yeah. I don't think she is one of our regulars and she seems to know too much." Hinata said. "Oh, and tell your brother that he just needs to make his five hundred bucks."
"What are you going to do now?" Itachi asked, noticing Hinata getting her squirt gun out of her bag.
"I'm going to get revenge. That shirt he wetted was the shirt I gave Haku when he graduated." Hinata said, filling her squirt gun with water. "This is going to be quick. I'll squirt him and we'll run to your car and get away as quickly as possible." Itachi sighed and nodded. Hinata cautiously approached Sasuke. Hinata pointed the squirt gun at him and pulled the squirt gun's trigger. The water hit Sasuke's shirt. Sasuke turned around and saw Hinata. Hinata started to run away.
"Dammit! This is my favorite shirt!"
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