AN: All right, I'm back, on the run, and typing as fast as I can and as quickly as these ideas come to me. I am being threatened at pistol point for making Naruto cry by Alrye-sama. I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE HIM CRY!

Itachi: ….*Glares at me*…My turn….

….Oh shit…. Where are the blindfolds! Someone get me a damn blindfold! *Runs from mass murdering Uchiha*

Kyuubi: Uh-huh. *Cuts off my escape* No you don't!

HOLY SHIZZ MONKEYS! I'M CORNERED! *Starts to panic and runs into the wall*

Kyuubi and Itachi: …..She did not just run into a wall….?

Naruto: …She did…

…Will someone please do the declaimer….? My head hurts and the world is all neon and spinning…..

Naruto: Should we take her to a doctor?

Kyuubi and Itachi: *look at each other* Naw…! *Lift me up and drag me to torture chamber*

I see butterflies!

Naruto: ….Okay… Ani does not own anything Naruto related, and she is not a professional therapist or have any knowledge as to how they really work asides her few encounters with counselors. All of this is AU, PWP, OOC, Random, Yaoi ItaSasuNaru, and just a bunch of other stuff.

Sasuke: Naruto, what are you doing? …..*looks down* ….Why is there blood….? You want to know what, never mind. Come on, I got you one of those coffees form Starbucks you like so much.

Naruto: Yummy Mocca!

…Hm…. Why am I in a dark room…. *See Itachi and Kyuubi's glowing eyes of doom* Shit! DEMON EYES OF DOOM! WAAHH! I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE STORY YET!

Itachi and Kyuubi: THEN TYPE FASTER!

CHAPTER 4: Itachi; the Devil in Disguise

I walk into the office and look around. My eyebrow twitched as I see her buried in that plush chair Sasuke made me help her out of. Where the hell do people even get those chairs and who in their right mind stuffs it full of pillows and plush dolls? It's crazy.

I watch as her head pokes out of the mass of furry dolls. "Okay, so, Itachi, you're the oldest in the relationship right?" I give her the 'are you really asking me that question? Duh' look. "Right… So… What do you think of kids?" She ask.

Again, I give her a blank look. "I'm not particularly fond of them. Why?"

"Because Naruto's demon is trying to get him pregnant with yours and Sasuke's kids." She says as she somehow got out the plush mess. Then she took off out of the room. I pull out my katana and run after her.

"GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH! I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!"

Damn that little lady is fast! I chased her out of the building, down the street, through traffic, past a waterfall in a park, past city hall which is the halfway point to the other side of town, and all the way back to her office. She looked perfectly fine huddled up in her plush chair while I collapsed on the couch.

"Okay, now that we got past that," I glare at her, "What do you do to support your brother and Naruto?"

I roll my eyes, as if she didn't already know. "I work full time as the owner and boss of Uchiha Corporation, and part-time hired assassin." I give her an evil smile as she buries more into the fluffy mess.

"Yes… Well… okay… Moving on. Do all of you guys live together?"

"Yes."

"And you're the main dominate? You're word is the final say in everything?"

"Yes…" Getting annoying now.

"Have you ever thought of letting one of your ukes dominate you?" Again she takes off running as I lung at her to attack, but she jumps out a window.

WHER THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM! I look out and see her waving from the ground.

"You Uchihas are moody!" She yells and I jump after her.

Again the chase is on, but this time I catch her. I take her back to the building by carrying her over my shoulder.

As I walk in I look at Sasuke with a huge smirk on my face. "Sasuke, give me a hand."

"Happily." My little brother and lover says with a sadistic smirk.

We walk into her office and close and lock the door. Our little Naruto is too innocent to see what we will do to this annoying demon. She has to be, SHE JUMPED OUT A FEAKIN THREE STORY WINDOW!

We tie her to a chair and set her in the middle of the room. Now the fun begins…

~ 4 Hours Later ~

Me and Sasuke walk out of the now bloody room. Quiet happy with ourselves, we didn't kill our prey this time.

With smiles on our faces, we each take on of Naru's hands and lead him out and home.

~ Uchiha/Uzamaki Household ~ ~Living Room~

Naruto looks at me, "Um… Itachi, what did you and Sasuke do to Dr. Bethani?"

Me and my brother share a glance.

"Nothing to worry yourself over Little Fox." I answer as I wrap an arm around him.

"We just gave that demon bitch what she had coming." Sasuke added as he wrapped an arm around Naruto's other side. The small blonde sandwiched between us.

"Okay…"

"Look Naru, The Fox and the Hound is on." Sasuke says as he puts on our Naruto's favorite movie.

Naruto smiles and settles between us to watch the movie. The devil lady no longer an issue, I'm sure one of her co-workers will find her, I mean, we left her tied up, but she'll live through the night if not.

And that is the end. And that is why Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto will never go to another therapist again. Dr. Bethani was not found, but was able to hop her way over to her desk phone to call for help. She was shipped from the hospital to a mental institute for claiming she was maimed by demonic beings in human skin. Many of her workmates and clients were quiet happy to see the loony lady leave. She now lives a semi-peaceful life in a padded room where she is allowed to paint and read when she is not taking her medicine or going to meals. After a few months she was deemed safe to be around other patients but will never be allowed to leave.

AN: Hello my readers. I'm very surprised so many enjoyed reading this random, Plotless story. Yes, Dr. Bethani was put away and the threesome lived happily ever after. I'm wondering if I should make one or two more chapters. One that would be Dr. Bethani's prove from inside the mental hospital and if two, one where Kyuubi gives her a not so happy visit. You guys tell me if you want one, or both of those chapters. But, this is the end of the random, crackyness.

….Yeah… No more soda and cheese-its past 1 AM for me anymore….

Itachi, Sasuke, and Kyuubi: ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU FINISHED!

CRAP! PISSED OFF DEMONS! *Runs away very, very, very quickly and settles on a remote island*

Itachi and Kyuubi: Damnit, the bitch got away!

Sasuke: good riddance. *Cuddles a completely clueless Naruto*