Hello people who are reading this. I am so sorry for letting you guys wait! Thank you for being patient (and the reviews) and I hope you guys enjoy the new chapter for SMP.
Warning: This is probably one of Sasuke's better days that are filled with less torture.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto
Sasuke was honestly amazed. Not one person disturbed him. He didn't see Naruto the whole day. Hinata and Itachi were nowhere in sight. Shikamaru never appeared. Their suspicious behavior is making Sasuke more nervous about the date later on tonight. He sat down on a Konoha park bench. There was still a few more hours till his date. He heard a person sit down on the bench.
"Ugh…this feels great!" Sasuke heard the person say. "Evil conniving pig is trying to kill me again." Sasuke looked at the person.
"You have someone like that too?" He asked. The stranger looked at him.
"Yeah, she's so evil, sadistic, and mean. She never allows me to do whatever I want." The person told him.
"So the person is your girlfriend."
"Are you crazy? Who would want to go out with a serial killer? She's actually my pimp!" Sasuke's jaw dropped.
"I'm not the only one that gets tormented? You actually get tormented also!"
"You know who I am talking about? This is great! Did you know that she has a date today?"
"Really that would explain why I haven't seen her all day!"
"Be grateful that you didn't. She goes more crazy than usual."
"I'm just so happy I finally met someone who knows my pain." Sasuke cried.
"So am I," the person cried. The two hugged each other. They noticed that there were some people looking their way. They pulled away.
"Sasuke." Sasuke introduced himself.
"Suigetsu," The person introduced himself.
"It's seems like we'll get along just fine." Sasuke said. "How long have you been working for her?"
"Honestly it feels like forever. It's actually has been only like a few months."
"Seriously! I just started to work a few days ago and she's already driving me crazy!"
"It's gonna be a whole lot more interesting at work with you around." He got up and waved goodbye to Sasuke. Sasuke smiled and returned the goodbye wave. Now he knew that today is actually a good day for him. No worries. No problems. Unlike yesterday when he ruined Haku's shirt and Hinata ruined his favorite shirt as a result.
"Hey, who was that?" Sasuke jumped at the voice. He twisted his head around and saw an orange swirly mask that covered the face with one hole for the right eye.
"Who are you?!" Sasuke asked the person sitting next to him.
"I am Tobi! The good boy of the Akatsuki!" Sasuke looked the guy skeptically then got up to walk away from the strange man. "Hey don't walk away from me!" Sasuke quickened his pace. He looked over his shoulder to see Tobi behind him.
"Why are you stalking me?!" Sasuke asked.
"I'm not answering until you answer my question." Tobi replied, crossing his arms.
"You answered the first question I asked before."
"That's because I love introducing myself." Tobi argued.
"Fine, what's the question?" Sasuke sighed.
"You know the question." Tobi told him.
"I forgot." Said Sasuke.
"LIES!" Tobi cried. "You know the question!"
"He's like me." Sasuke told him.
"A bitch?" Tobi asked bluntly.
"Someone who is forced to work for a boss that they do not want to work for," Sasuke said.
"So he works for someone else? I better report this to Hinata. You'll be in big trouble for socializing with an enemy."
"Enemy? That dude works for Hinata." Sasuke told him.
"Well I haven't seen him around before."
"Maybe you can't see him due to the fact that you can only see with one eye!" Tobi gasped.
"You shall rue today!" Tobi left in a huff.
"Gosh, I wonder what crawled up his butt." Sasuke said. He looked at his watch and sighed at the amount of time he had left till the date.
'I guess I could take a nap.' Sasuke thought, resting his head back and closing his eyes.
Sasuke woke to find an unknown dog licking his face.
"Okay Jirou, I think he's awake now." Sasuke heard a familiar voice. He looked up and saw his history teacher Kakashi. He had gray hair that leaned mostly over his left eye and a scarf covering his mouth.
"What are you doing here?" Sasuke asked.
"Well teacher's have their own lives don't they?" Kakashi smiled, or atleast what looked like him smiling behind his scarf to Sasuke.
"Teachers usually go on a vacation trip." Sasuke said.
"A trip to the park is still is a trip, is it not?" Sasuke made a glum face. "Be careful. Keep that face up and you might have your face stuck that way."
"Why are you wearing a scarf in August? Doesn't it get hot behind there?" Sasuke asked.
"Don't you have somewhere to go? It's bad to be late for something." Kakashi asked back. Sasuke rolled his eyes, thinking of all the times Kakashi had arrived in the class late.
"You're one to talk." Sasuke muttered. Sasuke's eyes widened as he remembered his date. He got up and ran towards the mall.
"It's great to see people be late for something." Kakashi said to his dog.
"It's not good for one to be late." Karin lectured Sasuke. "Especially, if the client will pay you after the date."
"Sorry," Sasuke once again apologized, "it's my first time doing this." Sasuke and Karin were heading towards the movie theatre in the mall. Sasuke arrived 20 minutes late for the date. Sasuke found Karin hanging around an ice cream parlor. Sasuke composed himself and walked towards Karin.
"Yeah, sorry I'm late." Sasuke said, combing a hand through his hair.
"I guess it is okay for this one time." Karin said.
"I knew you would understand." Sasuke grinned. Karin frowned upon him.
"You should learn not to be late; girls just won't accept that." Karin said, sending him a glare.
"I know, and I'll make sure I never do this again." Sasuke said.
"You better not." Karin said, increasing the intensity of her glare. "So, what movie are we watching?"
"I was thinking that we should watch 'The Magical Cookie'?" Sasuke said.
"I thought you would choose a scary movie or something with blood." Karin said.
"Well, I thought about it yesterday and thought that this would be a great movie choice." Sasuke replied.
"A romantic comedy….sure. It is one of the only movie themes that I could actually tolerate." Karin informed him.
"Really, what's your least favorite genre?" Sasuke asked.
"Musical," She answered. Sasuke's jaw dropped. Sasuke didn't want to admit it but he was and always will be a musical fan.
"How can you not like musicals? They are filled with songs that get stuck in your head whether you like it or not. They make real life situations fun and have songs that you can partially relate to."
"That's why it's my least favorite. They also make a too happy ending." Sasuke inwardly cried to himself. "C'mon now, I heard the movie got five out of five stars." Karin dragged Sasuke into the theatre.
Sasuke had paid no attention to the movie. He was instead thinking of how anyone could dislike musicals.
'Musicals were what made movies…..movies. Aladdin was famous because of the songs. Nearly everybody likes Aladdin, right? Right, nobody could resist the temptation of singing the most famous song.' Sasuke thought to himself. 'Scary movies can't even compare to power of musicals!'
"Sasuke, quit your mumbling. I can't hear what the actors are saying." Karin whispered.
"Why don't you like musicals?" Sasuke hissed.
"I thought that you would tolerate the fact that I don't like their cheerful songs." Karin argued.
"Not all of the songs are cheerful." Sasuke said. "Most of the songs from Sweeney Todd are sad."
"I still do not like them." Karin hissed.
"What's wrong with you?" Sasuke asked.
"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?" Karin asked back. "You are arguing to a customer."
"About one of my favorite movie genres!" Sasuke shouted.
"Be quiet over there!" Sasuke heard a member of the audience shout.
"Yeah, take your stupid argument outside." Another member of the audience shouted.
"Pipe down! This is about musicals!" Sasuke shouted back at them.
"Really? Can you be more specific?" someone shouted.
"Yeah, this beautiful lady that I took to this movie with does not appreciate the wonderful art of musicals." Sasuke explained. Karin stood up.
"I just don't like them." Karin shouted.
"What's not to like?" somebody shouted. "Musicals are what made most Disney movies classic."
"Hey! Not all Disney classic are musicals!" another voice in the audience rang throughout the theatre. Somehow the movie theatre became engrossed in the debate of the greatness of musicals and paid no attention to the movie. During the heat of the debate, Karin and Sasuke sneaked out of the theatre laughing their heads off.
"Oh my god, did you hear what we caused?" Karin laughed.
"I know. Who would of thought that would happen? I was thinking that we'll get kicked out for creating a ruckus." Sasuke said.
"You know this date wasn't half bad." Karin said. She took out her wallet and handed Sasuke thirty dollars and a card.
"What's the card for?" Sasuke asked.
"Just in case you get tired of Hinata, you could give me a call." She said, walking away. Sasuke safely tucked away the card in his pocket and started his way home.
Sasuke looked at the entrance of the headquarters. He was too tired to make it all the way back home but he didn't want to stay here. He contemplated for a moment before stepping inside the tree. There, he was greeted by a tackle from an orange blur.
"Naruto!" Sasuke shouted "What do yo-" Sasuke was cutted off with Naruto covering his mouth.
"Listen and listen carefully. You need to go to your room quickly before Hinata reaches you." Naruto whispered, lowering his hand. "Apparently, she is very upset with you. I think it's because you were mean to Tobi."
"You mean that guy with that weird orange mask." Sasuke whispered.
"No wonder you're a dead man." Naruto said.
"All I have to do is get to my room before any of the Akatsuki members catch me." Sasuke said. "I think that is a simple task."
"Wait, Shikamaru told me of a plan to elude them." Naruto said. He looked around for Sasuke, but he was nowhere to be found. "Dammit!"
Already on his way to his room, Sasuke kept a constant lookout for any of the Akatsuki, especially his brother. He slowed down when was one hall away from his room.
'There is no way that I should be able to reach this far.' Sasuke thought. 'This is too suspicious.' He tiptoed his way to his door. Sasuke smacked the doorknob of the door. Nothing happened. Deciding that Naruto was actually playing a prank on him, he opened his door. A trapdoor was revealed below him and he fell through. Sasuke landed on a blue armchair. He noticed the murderous intent emitting from Hinata with a wooden sword in hand. The only item that separated the two was a desk. Behind Hinata was Tobi, who Sasuke knew was ginning like an idiot behind his mask and thinking 'I told you that you'll rue the day
"Hello Sasuke," Hinata greeted.
For all of those who are deeply disappointed that there are not enough 'torture Sasuke' parts, I warned you at the top. Once again, I am sorry for the extreme wait. I hope that you enjoyed the chapter. I promise to update sooner so please review.