Hi readers, first off I would like to thank all those who have reviewed. I am sorry for all the readers who were patiently waiting for this story to update. BUT, on the good side, I won the anime club drawing contest, caught up in the pokémon manga, and watched New Moon. Hope you like the chapter
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does.
"Good evening to you Hinata." Sasuke greeted back. "You look great. Is this your office? You have a great taste in armchairs. The fabric feels very smooth." Bang! Sasuke jumped at the noise. Hinata whacked the desk with her wooden sword.
"I'm not in the mood for compliments." Hinata growled. "I want to know why you hurt Tobi's feelings!?"
"I have no idea what you are talking about." Sasuke replied. "I never met someone who goes by the name Tobi."
"Well, can you please identify the person behind me?" Hinata asked sweetly. Sasuke started to go on a coughing fit.
"I can honestly say I have never met him." Sasuke lied.
"Bullshit." Hinata said, hitting the desk with the wooden sword once again. "I call your bull crap bull shit!"
"Isn't headquarters a place with teen rated language?" Sasuke asked.
"Have you seen those movies with kids who are probably not even thirteen say shit and crap? I think you had cause I've seen your collection of movies." Hinata snapped.
"Can you just tell me what I've done wrong?" Sasuke sighed.
"You were mean to my biatsu when you are also my biatsu!" Hinata screeched. "Where the eff do you get the idea that you can mistreat him? You mistreated him when he is on a higher level that you are." Sasuke began to hear snickers behind him. He turned his head to find the source of the snickering voices. Bang! Bang!! BANG!!! His attention went back to Hinata and the desk with a huge dent that he knew was not there before.
"I didn't know that. You could possibly say that it was an act of pure ignorance. Also, can you really blame me? It's not my fault that he acts so much like a five year old." Sasuke asked smoothly.
"I would rather act like a five year old than to actually be one like you." Tobi retorted. Sasuke got up from the armchair.
"Wanna say that again face to face? Or are you too scared behind that stupid mask of yours." Sasuke mocked him.
"What a brave thing to say? Especially for someone who tried to sneak to his room," Tobi said.
"Correction: I successfully sneaked to my room." Sasuke replied.
"Probably the only thing you would be able to do successfully in a long time." Tobi said. Sasuke snapped and was about to lunge at Tobi. Hinata sensed his deadly intent and whacked him. Sasuke laid on the floor with no strength to even move.
"Sasuke, as punishment for your crimes, you are in charge of Tobi and his friends during their trip to the zoo tomorrow." Hinata said, pointing her wooden sword at Sasuke. Sasuke felt his eye twitch a bit before losing consciousness.
-Line here-
A red head and a blond were in a ventilation shaft on the ceiling. Below them was Sasuke sleeping peacefully. The red head was controlling a small puppet with a screw driver.
"Why are we here, un?" The blond whined. "My back is killing me, un"
"Aren't you the one who said that we should listen to Tobi?" The red head said.
"Because he told me that by doing this, he would forgive me for not getting him a birthday present separate from a Christmas present, un."
"Then why am I here?" the red head asked himself out loud. He pulled the puppet up.
"Sasori, you promised to help me,un." The blond said. "You only have one screw to go."
"Deidara, this is the last time I'm ever going to help you." Sasori said.
"You always say that but you always help me in the end, un." Deidara said.
"I feel like abandoning you right here and now," Sasori said, continuing to unscrew the screws. Itachi entered the room and stood under the vent.
"I can't believe you would actually listen to Tobi." Itachi said. "On second thought, I can believe it."
"Itachi, just unscrew the screws for us." Sasori said. Itachi sighed.
"This is what I get for making Hinata worry about you guys," Itachi said.
"Just hurry, un!" Deidara cried. "Any longer and my back might-" Before Deidara could finish his sentence, Itachi unscrewed the last screw. Deidara fell upon Sasuke.
"Augh!" Sasuke groaned. Sasuke saw Deidara on him, Itachi in his room, and Sasori in his ventilation. "What the hell is going on around here?"
"It's time for us to go to the zoo, un," Deidara answered.
"You are the only one that isn't up yet." Itachi said. "Hinata and Tobi were getting impatient."
"I thought you said that Hinata was worried about Deidara and me." Sasori said, getting down from the vent. He jumped down and landed on Deidara.
"She was; she thought you got lost and couldn't find your way back." Itachi said.
"Hinata doesn't have faith in us anymore, un!" Deidara cried.
"Get out of my room!" Sasuke shouted, kicking Deidara to get off him.
"You have three minutes to get ready little brother. If you are not ready by then, we will drag you anyway." Itachi said. Sasori jumped off Deidara and Deidara got off Sasuke. The three of them exited the room. Sasuke sighed and decided to probably get ready. The last time he did not listen to Itachi resulted with him being publicly humiliated for possibly life. Sasuke started to strip off his clothes when the door opened.
"Hi Sasuke! Are you ready to go to the zoo?" Naruto greeted.
"Get out, you idiot!" Sasuke bellowed, throwing a nearby wad of crumpled paper at Naruto. "I'm trying to change!"
"Hey we're all male here! Besides, it's not like I haven't seen you change in the locker room at school or be in your swimming trunks at the pool!" Naruto argued.
"That's not the point!" Sasuke shouted.
"Oh, I get it now. You think that Hinata might come and see you change." Naruto teased. Sasuke turned red.
"I am not! Now just leave!" Sasuke said. "The quicker you go, the quicker I could go change."
"All righty then!" Naruto closed the door. Sasuke sighed. He quickly changed before anyone else would decide to barge in. Sasuke opened the door.
"Let's go now." Sasuke told Naruto and the others.
-Line here-
"While we are at the zoo, I don't want anyone to do anything dangerous." Sasuke shouted. Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru, Haku, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, and Sasuke were at the entrance of the Konoha Zoo.
"Can we go in now?" Shikamaru asked.
"You are the last person I would imagine asking that." Sasuke said.
"I want to find a tree as quickly as possible." Shikamaru said. Sasuke gave him a skeptical look.
"Fine, just don't get in trouble or you'll be in bigger trouble." Sasuke told them.
"Like you would actually do any harm to us." Hinata scoffed.
"Yeah, I could" Sasuke said, glaring at Hinata. Hinata saw his glare and stuck her tongue at him.
"Just go," Sasuke said. They charged at the zoo making Sasuke think he set off a stampede to create havoc within the zoo. Sighing, Sasuke entered, hoping for a day with peacefulness.
Once he entered he noticed Shikamaru. Shikamaru was serious about finding a tree. Shikamaru was leaning against the tree that was located next to the entrance and a cage filled with sloths.
"That is very interesting." Sasuke commented. He continued his way into the zoo. He passed Naruto who was mimicking some orangutans. He saw Haku petting rabbits in the petting zoo part. Deidara was insulting a parrot that repeated everything Deidara said back at him. Sasori was having a staring contest with koalas. Itachi, Hinata and Tobi were nowhere in sight.
"Where could they have gone?" Sasuke muttered to himself. He was looking at the map near the penguins. "The other four seem like they would stay where they are for a while."
"Hey mommy, I see a masked man playing with the penguins. Sasuke looked at the penguins and sure enough, Tobi was there. Tobi was making snowballs.
"Take this Sasuke!" Tobi shouted. Tobi threw the snowball at Sasuke. Sasuke dodged the poorly thrown ball.
"Get out of there Tobi!" Sasuke demanded.
"You are not the boss of me. " Tobi shouted.
"I may not be, but I do know someone who is." Sasuke said, shuddering at the thought of what a favor might cost him. A snowball then hit him in the face.
-Line Here-
"Hey everybody, let's welcome our wonderful volunteer!" A guy announced. Sasuke walked on stage. In the front row was Itachi and Hinata.
'How in the world did it come to this?' Sasuke thought.
Moments earlier……
Sasuke was searching for Hinata because Tobi would definitely listen to her. The only thing bugging him was what Hinata would want as payment for her sevices.
"You don't have to do this." the angelic mini Sasuke popped up beside Sasuke. "There must be some other way to get Tobi to not get us in trouble."
"I would listen to him." The demonic mini Sasuke popped up on the other side of Sasuke. "There is no way you should make a deal with Hinata. Making a deal with her is like making a deal with the devil."
"Making a deal with the devil is much better than making a deal with Hinata. Deal making with her is what led us here in the first place." The angelic mini Sasuke said.
"I already made up my mind," Sasuke said."I can't go back." He noticed Hinata in a distance. He quickly dashed to her before she ends up going to a different animal.
"So I'm asking you to keep Tobi under control, and in return I shall do any task you give me." Sasuke told Hinata. Hinata was at the pandas, with Itachi, eating an ice cream cone.
"Anything, eh?" Hinata smirked. "You would jump off a cliff?"
"Are you crazy?" Sasuke asked.
"I'll take that as a no." Hinata replied. "Well, I think Tobi could have lots more fun."
"Hinata, I will do anything that does not cost me my life," Sasuke said.
"Are you sure about that?" Hinata asked. Sasuke nodded, reluctantly. Namine grinned evilly.
The man took out a boa constrictor.
"My volunteer will hold onto Billy here." The man raised the boa and gave it to Sasuke. Sasuke paled as he tried his best to distance himself away from Billy. "He will go around the room so everyone could have a chance to pet Billy." Sasuke tried his best to calmly walk around the room, but he had a fear of snakes. Sasuke felt a bit light-headed.
"Is Billy harmful?" Hinata asked.
"Of course not, we trained him really hard to be social. The only way for him to get upset and attack is to scare him." The man said.
"Okay, here you go." Sasuke said, handing Billy back. He heard Hinata snicker.
"Dude, you need to get a change of pants." The man said, leading everyone's attention to Sasuke.
"Great," Sasuke muttered. "Do you have a change of pants."
"As a matter of fact, I do." The man said. "One of my buddies shall be taking over," The man announced to the audience. He then led Sasuke to the back. He looked through a box labeled 'spare uniforms.' The guy took out a pair of khaki pants and handed them to Sasuke.
"Hopefully no one took pictures of you or else you will end up humiliated for life." The guy said. Sasuke left with his new pair of pants. When he came out, he saw something very strange. Karin, Suigetsu, and Tobi were talking with each other. Sasuke sneaked a little closer to eavesdrop. When he sneaked close enough, Tobi left. Sasuke walked up to them.
"Hey, what's up?" Sasuke asked. "Are you two on a date?"
"Are you kidd-" Karin smacked Suigetsu's head before he continued on.
"Yes, yes we are." Karin said, linking arms with Suigetsu.
"Who was the orange masked dude?" Sasuke asked.
"Some weirdo asking for directions." Karin said.
"Do you want to go out on a date again?" Sasuke asked Karin.
"You shouldn't ask when the girl is out on a date with another guy." Karin replied. "but I guess another date won't be so bad. Just call me."
"Sure thing," Sasuke replied.
From a distance Hinata watched Sasuke and the girl chat.
"You know Itachi, by now, Kisame, or Kazuku would have gotten information on her, but I don't have a clue on where they are." Hinata said. "What's more, Tobi is becoming more suspicious each day that passes by."
"I think you are just worrying a bit too much." Itachi said. "It is close to the first day of school."
"I hope you're right." Hinata whispered.
-Line here-
"We made it with no problems." Sasuke said, entering his house.
"It would have been easier if you didn't try to kill Tobi," Itachi said, closing the door behind him. Sasuke opened the fridge and grabbed himself a juicebox. "Can you toss me a juicebox?" Sasuke grabbed another juicebox. He tossed it over to Itachi who missed. The juicebox fell onto the floor.
"Spacing out?" Itachi shook his head. Sasuke gave Itachi a suspicious look. "You should get more rest. Not enough sleep or rest for your eyes will cause you to blur." Itachi nodded.
"Thanks for the advice little brother."
WELL, I hope you enjoyed the chapter-enjoyed it enough to send a review. Till next time, Sinny signing off!