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Authors note: Yay, its here! I'll edit this tomorrow!
Happy readings readers!
-Panda-kun77
COUNTDOWN: 1…
Naruto!: Jutsus and Magic 101
Naruto's class 101: Special continuation… Crazy night!
Negi jumped to his feet when the covers of Konoka's bed were pulled off by Yue, knocking a few large stuffed animals on to the carpet. His heart pounded wildly as he tried to think of a way to hide his blonde brother. Naruto wasn't ready to face his class just yet. There were still too many things that Negi needed to tell the blonde about his students; Things that'll prepare his Aniki for his class's tendencies in meeting new teachers.
Especially cute types of the same age.
"W-What?" Yue took a step back in utter shock before feeling her cheeks heat up.
"I-it's a…" Nodoka stuttered out, moving to stand.
"What the?" Haruna just gawked openly in surprise.
From her angle and physical height, the manga artist could see the actual body of a person-a teen to be exact, garbed in an orange hooded jacket.
"What's a boy doing here?"
Panic finally hit the breaking point for Negi and he instinctively took action. Pulling out a wand from his pockets, he aimed the star shaped tip at Yue and began a spell.
Rastel maskil magister,He chanted. Aer et aqua, facti nebula illis somnum brevem.
Asuna's eyes widened upon hearing the foreign language and she jerked her attention to her small charge. Her idiot teacher was going to cast a spell!
"Negi! What are you doing!"
That small whispered warning was enough for Nodoka to turn her attention to the swirly-eyed child who was muttering something. She was in time to see the toy looking wand glow and Asuna making a grab for it.
Nebula hypnotica!
The child teacher's cry instantly drew everyone's attention.
And at that same moment a large explosion erupted from out of nowhere, instantly obscuring the occupants in a deep gray of smoke. Thick and dense, the fogged air obscured Yue's vision followed by cries of surprise from her friends. They were coughing and gasping for air!
"I can't see!" Cried out Haruna. A second later there was a dull 'thud'.
What is this?Yue thought, stumbling back a bit while trying to cover her mouth. Where did this smoke come from? Why… am… I… feeling so…sleepy…
The purple haired girl's eyes slowly grew heavy as her energy slowly drained away. For some reason she felt like sleeping, her body wouldn't even react anymore and she could barely think. Was it because of this sudden smoke? She didn't know.
So…tired…
The last thing Yue took notice of before darkness over took, were the warm and strong arms surrounding her form, keeping her from hitting the side of the bed. It felt… nice…
Two more dull 'thuds' later, the smoke lifted, revealing 3 girls on the floor, fast asleep and 1 girl in Naruto's arm. The blonde ninja looked at the scene confusion before panic struck upon sighting of an unconscious Konoka.
"Negi! What the hell did you do!" Naruto nearly yelled as he gently placed Yue down on the floor.
The blonde quickly went to check on the others.
Asuna had the same exact question running through her head, but since Naruto already asked, she did the next best thing and let her temper take action. Raising her fist, she delivered a resounding smack to her teacher's noggin, eliciting a cry of pain from the child. She glared down on the glasses wearing teacher with anger.
"Geez, Negi-bozou! Why did you do that? Look what you've done!" She scolded, gesturing to her fallen classmates.
"B-but they were going to find out about Naruto!" Negi argued, his lips quivered from the pain. Asuna was still a big meanie to him and that punch was much more painful than the previous ones… "I just wanted to keep him a secret for a while longer."
Asuna was about to tell him that it didn't matter if her new roommate was found out, but stopped when she saw her teacher's face. Negi looked saddened and hurt. Her anger vanished instantly at that. She really hated how he can make her forgive him like this.
The hot-headed girl looked around at her sleeping classmates, before locking onto Naruto, who carefully lifted Konoka's form from the ground.
Well, at least no one got hurt… she turned back to her sensei. "What spell was that anyways?"
Thankful for the change in mood, Negi readily gave a reply. "It's a sleeping spell, the type to disable an enemy without inflicting any bodily harm."
"Like knockout gas?"
Negi nodded. "Precisely."
"Oi!" The blonde ninja called out to them. "How long are they going to be like this?"
Naruto knew magic spells like this have certain duration. Well, actually, it was a given fact that all spells have an effect and time… and stuff like that.
"I need help here by the way."
Asuna and Negi quickly went to assist the blonde with the girls. It was at this time that the child teacher answered his bro's question. He explained that the spell lasted for at least 15 minutes since he only wanted to knock them out long enough for him to erase their memories. And Negi began doing just that as soon as he reached the sleeping girls.
"Gomen, Naruto-niichan." Negi whispered, feeling bad for his actions.
After placing Konoka on her bed, Naruto turned to Negi. There was a few seconds of silence as he continued to stare down at his little brother figure. The child teacher didn't meet his gaze, but rather fidgeted nervously where he stood. It was one of those moments that he expected another admonishment.
Asuna didn't bother taking notice for she was too busy trying to position the library trio. The three were rather hard to place, where they would be sitting down with arms crossed underneath their heads on the table. Asuna was trying to make it look like they had been sleeping once they wake up.
"Negi… I'm very," Naruto spoke quietly, making Negi flinch. "Thankful to you little bro!"
The last part of the sentence was yelled out, just loud enough to catch Asuna's attention. And when she took a look at the two, a small tick ran down at the corner of her head. The teacher was caught up in a bone crushing hug.
Negi didn't expect this from his aniki considering what he had done earlier.
Meanwhile, Naruto was letting out some comical tears of relief, much like the ones his tai-jutsu sensei would have when performing a heart filled moment with his students.
"You just saved me from getting raped!" The blonde ninja told his little brother as he lifted the young teacher up and began dancing in place.
"R-rape?" Negi asked trying his best not to vomit his stomachs content over his Aniki. Naruto was swinging him back and forth pretty haphazardly…
It was at this point that Asuna delivered her badass kick to Naruto's head, sending him slamming to the wall near the closet. Thankfully, Negi was tossed to the side beforehand thus avoiding injury.
When the child teacher looked at his bro he shook his head. The blonde was pressed against the wall with his face planted on the hard wood and entire body glued to it, looking like he was stuck there. The only signs of him still conscious and alive were the twitching of his right shoulder and fingers.
"Will you two quiet down!" The fiery girl hissed. "You're too loud, someone might-"
BANG! BANG!
"Crap!" Asuna swore under her breath and ran to the door.
She was aiming to distract the visitor and if need be, keep the door locked. Unfortunately, the person didn't wait long and barged right in, nearly slamming Asuna on the face with the door.
"What is going on here?" Demanded Ayaka Yukihiro. She marched inside, not noticing Asuna who looked her with contempt and a miniature red vein pulsing at the corner of her left forehead.
Upon hearing the unfamiliar voice, Naruto instantly recovered from Asuna's punishment and quickly formed a seal. He wasn't going to be caught off guard this time. A puff of smoke erupted from his position and within a second, Negi found himself gaping at a large stuffed… panda?
The child teacher looked at it with a bit of curiosity and a deadpanned expression after realizing something.
Why didn't his brother do that earlier…?
It would have saved him a lot of trouble. He wouldn't have gotten rebuked if Naruto would have used that jutsu… 'henge' was it?
"Negi-sensei!" Gasped Ayaka, totally ignoring the human sized stuffed panda sitting idly near the bunk bed. Her eyes were only trained on the child teacher.
"A-Ayaka-san." Negi stuttered slightly, facing his student.
Initially caught off guard by her sudden appearance, he quickly shook it off. He then spotted his bell wearing student behind the blonde girl with her hands crossed over her chest, looking none too happy.
"What brings you here Class Rep-san?" He asked politely, walking closer to the two teenage girls.
Naruto on the other hand, stood frozen in place, looking at the three chatting. Now that he was safely hidden, he calm down somewhat and began taking notice of the new girl. He immediately recognized her as number 29 Ayaka Yukihiro, the class representative of 2-A.
So this is one of the girls in his class… yet another cute one. If I spot one more girl that is as pretty as Konoka-chan and Sakura-chan then I'm seriously going to assume that this academy is full of goddesses. Moving slightly closer, Naruto focused on the discussion that they were having.
"I was just wondering what all the loud noises were, Negi-sensei." The blonde girl told him, a light blush warming her cheeks. "I didn't know you were having a study group…nor did I know you would be here..." She kept her eyes glued on her teacher and Negi had to back away before answering because of how close she was getting.
"Hey, pedo-bear, lay off of Negi." Asuna commanded as she pulled Ayaka away from her charge. This earned her a quick argument about name calling and how Ayaka was not a 'cradle robber'…
…Yeah, she sure isn't…
Negi laughed slightly at his student's antics before clearing his throat for their attention.
"Ayaka-san, would you mind helping Asuna-san take these girls back to their rooms?" He motioned to the library trio sleeping on the table. "They fell asleep during my tutoring I'm afraid." The teacher lied.
The blonde rep stopped her quarreling with Asuna and blinked up at her teacher. Then taking a look at the mentioned girls, she nodded happily and quickly lifted the closest person near her. Haruna.
"I don't mind at all Negi-sensei. I'd do anything for you." She confessed.
"Yeah… she'd even do something to you when you're asleep." Asuna commented walking over to Yue to pick her up.
Ayaka growled at her comment for a second before composing herself once more. She had to look her best for her sensei… even if an old-man-obsessed girl such as Asuna was nearby making fun of her…
"Thank you class-rep, Asuna-san." Negi bowed politely at them both. "I appreciate it."
"No need to worry sensei I-." Ayaka couldn't finish as Asuna pushed her out of the room with the library trio in hand.
Negi gave a sigh of relief once they were gone before turning back to the panda… er, Naruto. "Can you stay like that for a bit, Aniki?"
The giant stuffed animal moved its head up and down. "I can, but why?"
"Let's just say Ayaka-san will be back."
Like what Negi had said the girl indeed returned 3 minutes later looking absolutely ready for…something. The way she was blushing and looking starry-eyed at the child teacher, made the blonde shinobi wonder what was going to happen next. Though he didn't get a chance to find out for Asuna booted the blonde iinchō out of the room before she could even open her mouth. A resounding yelp and a kick to the butt was Ayaka's grand exit. And when Asuna returned to the room, whistling, she found Naruto (unhenged) and Negi looking oddly at her.
"What?" She asked them. "She overstayed her welcome."
The two boys can nodded at her silently. They were too afraid to question the way she handled Ayaka. Asuna was definitely one of those hot headed people and in some ways it indeed reminded Naruto of himself. Both the males watched her return to her studies as if nothing happened.
"So what do we do now?" Negi asked his brother figure.
The blonde stopped to think before he finally noticed the smell coming off of him. Looks like he found out what he needed to do immediately. Turning to Negi he gave a grin.
"I'm taking a shower." And with that said, he went over to grab a change of clothes as well as a fresh towel before making his way to the bathroom.
He paused by the door to the washroom and turned his head back at his female roommate.
"Yo, Asuna," he called out. "I'm going to take a quick shower, okay?"
The "studious" girl gave a look at him. "Do you need to ask?"
Naruto just grinned in return and entered the bathroom.
Asuna shook her head before returning to her assignment. "Now where did Chao's homework go…"
-Nodoka and Yue's room…
"Mmm…."
Yue stirred in her bed. Her eyes fluttered open to see the bright light at the side of her vision. She slowly sat up and began rubbing her eyes, trying to fight away the tired feeling she was getting. Once she felt a little more awake, she finally took in her surroundings.
Glancing up over to her right she blinked a few times while her mind registered and identified her location. There wasn't really much to take in to know where she was. The bunk bed she was currently on, the glass table sitting at the center of the room, a desk with the book "The Mysteries of The Mind", and the numerous other books littering the place was an indication that she's in her dorm room.
Looking around a bit more, she tried to figure out why she ended up there. Something in her gut told her she was missing something important, but she couldn't figure out what that was. It's as if a mental block had occurred in her mind, keeping her from finding out what she needed to know.
Hmm…She glanced down at herself and found that she was still wearing her uniform. Why am I here? I thought Nodoka and I needed to do something…but… whatwerewe going to do?…
Her pondered was interrupted when something squirmed beside her. The slight nudge to her side hip jerked Yue's attention to the left, facing the wall. To her surprise, she found her navy blue haired friend lying beside her.
She stared down at her roommate's sleeping face. "Nodoka?"
"Mh-mm… sensei?" Nodoka murmured as she slowly opened her eyes. She found Yue staring at her. "Ah, W-what are you doing on my bed, Yue?"
"I don't know, to tell you the truth." Yue answered. "I just woke up lying here with my uniform on…" She lightly pulled on the reddish/pinkish vest to indicate the attire.
Nodoka looked down at herself and found that she too had worn her uniform to bed. Sitting up she wondered why they were sleeping in the first place.
"Why did we sleep so early?" She asked her friend as she glanced up at the yellow clock plastered at the wall on the other side of the room. It read 7:36 PM, way too early to go to bed… especially with school clothes on.
"That's what I want to know." Yue replied. She got off of her friend's bed and continued to pace back and forth on the carpeted floor. Nodoka followed her movement and waited patiently for her opinion.
When it came to mysteries like these, Yue has always been the one to solve them. No matter how odd or insignificant a problem was, she would always try to find answers. She won't quit until she was satisfied and that's one of the things Nodoka knew about her friend. The other characteristic were her smart and understanding nature. Yue was one of those people who could actually read a person's mind and feelings. And in truth, that sort of made Nodoka jealous in some ways.
The light padding of footsteps stopped, breaking Nodoka's wondering thoughts. Blinking, the bookstore girl tilted her head to the side and waited for her friend to continue.
Yue stood silent for a moment before turning to her roommate.
"I'll look into this later." She told her. "Right now I need to go potty." Turning on her heels, she headed towards the bathroom.
"But Yue," Nodoka called out. "Our bathroom still needs fixing."
That information quickly processed in the short girl's mind.
Curses…. I'm really out of it… and darn that Haruna.
Yue recalled the little incident that had occurred a few days ago. Haruna had barged into their room needing to use their bathroom. Both Yue and Nodoka had asked her why she couldn't use her own, but all they got was an "I'm in a hurry." from her. After her business in the bathroom, the roommates found their toilet in need of plumbing.
Seriously… what did that girl eat?
"You can use Haruna's bathroom." Nodoka suggested as she got off of her bed to stretch.
Yue just shook her head at the Nodoka's solution to her needs.
"I think I'll just go over to Ayaka-sans or Ku-fei's.." murmured the girl as she left.
-With Naruto…
"Clean, clean, clean!" chanted Naruto while scrubbing his forearm with an orange sponge.
The blonde was happily enjoying his nice warm shower. He'd already forgotten most of today's encounters and problems. Well, most of them at least. Konoka's offer earlier still lingered in his mind.
He continued to scrub his body, when suddenly a warm sensation entered his stomach. A burning feeling that felt neither pleasant nor unwelcome. And when that subsided, his mind suddenly became occupied once more, as if the previous problems from before came flooding back. Naruto tried to determine what he felt when a chilling voice entered his thoughts.
So, how's my favorite idiot doing today?
"Kyuubi…" Naruto whispered out.
The blonde temporarily stopped washing himself and just let the water wash over him. With the Kyuubi's presence in mind his guard instantly rose. He can never be too careful with the fuzzball.
Ding, ding, ding! Got it right, Naruto. So what prize do you want?
Cut the crap fox…
Meany…
"What do you want now?"
It had been a while since he last spoke to his demon and the last time it did talk to him was three weeks ago. So it made Naruto wonder why Kyuubi would choose now to talk to him. Actually… why did it have to happen during this time when he was doing something privately?
Nothing, I just got bored… replied the demon.
Naruto scoffed at this. Bullshit… you know as well as I do that you would just sleep in your cage. So what exactly do you want?
Geez… chill boy, I just came to talk because Ireallyam bored…
Well, I don't want to talk… I'm a bit tired and want to go to bed.
With your stamina? I don't think so.
The blonde teen sighed as he gave in. Sometimes he hated having his tenant…
So anyways, I reviewed your memory so far and I have to admit. Said Kyuubi. You have a lot of charm, kid. This place seems nice enough to stay here, so how about it?
Well, thisisa long-term mission, so of course I'll be staying here for awhile.
No, not like that you dummy. I meant,livehere. This place would be perfect for you!
"…"
…Well?
I can't stay here.Naruto finally replied, resuming his shower. I still have a dream to follow and a village to protect, remember?
The great demon fox snorted. Sure, his jailor's life in Konoka has improved somewhat, but he could still use a better one. The chance of living here, would be a lot nicer considering there are potential mates all around!
You're pretty dedicated, you know that?
Naruto rolled eyes and resumed washing himself. And did you know that it took you long enough to notice? Man, you're slow…
At least I'm not the one to slip up earlier.The fox snickered, allowing a brief memory of Naruto being found out by Yue to pass through his tenants mind. And you tell me I'm slow? Kyuubi continued to laugh, clearly enjoying his jailor's reaction.
"S-shut up! I couldn't think straight, okay?" the blonde exclaimed, rubbing his right hand hard with the orange sponge. "My head wasn't working properly at that time…"
Kyuubi fell silent and Naruto could have sworn that he heard a soft 'Uh oh' coming from his prisoner.
"…"
Hold it…Naruto stopped to think as he took notice of the fox's reaction. Then it hit him. YOU!
Crap…
It was you wasn't it? You're the one that messed with my head! No wonder I couldn't think up an escape plan!
Naruto could feel the Kyuubi give a shrug at his conclusion. So what? It didn't hurt. I think with your handsome-looking-self you could persuade those girls to keep quiet if you were found out. So what's the harm?
What's the harm? I could have been raped by them!
And how is that a bad thing?
It just is, okay?
Kyuubi barked another laugh. He had his fun and now it was time to get down to the real thing. The kid was right after all. Him, the famous Kyuubi no Kitsune, had a reason for talking to his container. It would do him good to discuss the… things… that have been happening within the boy's body.
Alright kit, I got a few questions that I want to ask you…
Naruto, who had been slightly annoyed, gave a mental nod for his tenant to proceed. There was a time for ignoring him and right now it isn't the time. Whatever Kyuubi was going to say must be important since the fox demon was all business like now.
Have you felt anything strange going on your body?
The blonde gave a mental head shake. No… not that I know of.
… Are you sure? You haven't been feeling out of place lately, have you? Got any problems spiritually?
None of those… A pause. Well, actually, during my arrival in the airport I felt a bit weird, like something was drawing me to come inside the seal.
I see. The demon fox fell silent.
What's gotten you worried anyways?
You'll need to come and talk to me later. We got some things to discuss.
Naruto frowned. Why not talk right now? I can listen.
I'll need to check something first. The fox said. I only wanted to know if you were aware of something happening in your body.
Alright, now that obviously says that I got a problem going on.
Kyuubi was debating on whether to reply or not to that. It was certainly an issue he wasn't sure he should bring up just yet.
Well, you stupid fox are going to talk to me or not?
Check your left wrist. Kyuubi ordered.
The blonde did so and soon did a double take on what he saw. He found a faded imprint of a symbol of some sort tattooed to his skin. Although faded out, he can still make out the complex design it had. The best to describe it for now was a black diamond. Naruto wasn't sure how he got something like that, much less overlook it.
Fox, what in Kami's name is this?
I'm unsure, The tailed beast replied. I must conduct some investigation first.
Then how the hell did you know I had something on my wrist?
I checked your body out.His inner demon replied nonchalantly.
… Oh, okay. That makes sense… Naruto blinked and gulped when a thought suddenly occurred to him. 'Checked my body out' you say? Kyuubi… please don't tell me your one of those types…
Types? What types? Kyuubi answered innocently. I have no clue what you're talking about Naruto-kun.
The blonde cringed.Don't add the '–kun'! That just doesn't sound right coming from you!
Mao, You meany, Naruto-kun, The Kyuubi pouted. Won't you let me say your name like that? It sounds soooo nice!
Naruto's eye twitched. No…no-no-no. Hell no!
You know you love me! This time the voice was feminine. Neh neh? Naruto-kun, can you hear me?
The blonde reeled and put up one of his best 'WTF' face. What is going on with his tenant! One minute they were talking about something serious and then the next Kyuubi acts like he's gotten a sex change. He was thoroughly freaked out.
Alright, go crawl back to your cage, you!
Not after I see how much you've grown down there. Kyuubi chirped giddily.
NO, God no. That's just… you know what? I'm done showering!
Just one peek?
The blonde ignored her—no him! It's a him not a 'her', damn it!
Shaking his head he shut the shower off and prepared to leave. Unfortunately, Naruto didn't hear the door to the room swing open nor did he notice someone rushing in. And when he opened the curtain that covered the shower part of the room he found himself locking eyes with someone he did not expect to see so soon.
Yue Ayase, the very person that had found him out earlier, blinked up at him.
"…" Naruto froze in place, his mind taking in the situation at a glance.
Firstly, he was in the bathroom with a girl who was in Junior High. Secondly, he standing butt naked right in front of her with a very soaked body. Third, the said girl is currently sitting on the toilet bowl, next to the shower. And lastly, she had her panties down…
Oh kami… this won't end well.
Hehehe… Naruto-kun, I see it!
Shut-up!
A long awkward silence passed between the blonde teen and Yue. One neither moved nor spoke. In fact, the only thing they did was stare at each other with blushing faces that continued to intensify with each passing moment. There was no way to know how each person was feeling at that moment. After all, this was the first time that they were ever put in such a situation like this. Naruto could've pulled the curtains close to lessen the awkward situation, but he couldn't. The blonde ninja wasn't fast enough as Yue.
Considering the current situation, there is really only one thing left for her to do…
"Kyyaaaaa!"
"Gaaaaahhhh!" Naruto shouted as well.
Ahahah! Laughed Kyuubi.
-3 minutes later…
After minutes of screaming, yelling, and getting order in the crazed dorm room, things finally settled down.
Naruto, Asuna, Negi, and the newly awakened Konoka, sat around the glass table gazing up at their silent guest. No one made a move to touch the drinks placed before them. No one spoke either as they waited patiently for anyone to talk.
Naruto sat in his spot in discomfort, being the most nervous person in the group. How could he not be calm at this moment? He had just been found out again and by the same person too! What's even worse is that he was caught taking a freak'n shower! How embarrassing is that? To think he had locked the door when he began.
Note to self: Double checking things from now on…he mentally said to himself.
Agreed! The caged-fox chimed in.
Shush you! Can't you see I'm in a meeting?
There came a pause before Naruto could feel his tenant give a shrug. I'm going to sleep then.
Yeah, please do. The blonde mentally agreed.
I'll see you later than, Naruto-kun.
%#$! Naruto was so not going to look forward to their meeting tonight.
"So…" Yue began, finally taking her manga juice from the table. "Who might you be again?" She asked Naruto politely.
The girl's eyes wandered over the boy's choice of clothing and features while she waited.
The blonde teen wore a very loose white long-sleeve shirt with a dark thick line running down his left chest to the bottom of the shirt. Accompanying this were an orange cap covering his blonde hair, shades that hid his electric blue eyes and finally long black mesh-shorts. Overall, he looked rather okay in her opinion.
If only she knew how Konoka was agreeing with her on that.
Now if only Yue could avoid blushing in front of him… the bathroom scene was very hard to erase, after all. By rights, she should be red in the face by now and utterly speechless. It's only with pure will, was she able to keep the heat and color from appearing on her cheeks.
Naruto cleared his throat. "Uh… the names Uzumaki Naruto and um, well… that's it." Oh god I can't even speak anymore.
Yue raised an eyebrow. She expected more clarification, not a simple name. "That doesn't really explain much aside from your identity…"
"You see, Yue-chan, Naruto-kun is…" Konoka looked from her friend then to the blonde. "Looks like it can't be helped. Sorry, Naruto-kun."
Naruto sighed. "It's no problem. There's really no way of avoiding it…"
He was hoping for Negi to cast a spell, but unfortunately Asuna guarded him, so now he was stuck explaining this to yet another person.
At least she looks like a person I could trust.He told himself.
"Alright, the truth is-"
"The truth is Yue-san." The child teacher cut his brother off. "Naruto-san will be working here as 2-A's private tutor." He paused. "I'm sorry for not telling you sooner, but I had no intention of letting him teach unprepared. With how our class is and all…"
The analytical girl nodded, understanding full well how her classmates would react to this news. The mystery problem probing her mind earlier was finally solved. There was still one left, but for now Yue felt satisfied with solving yet another mystery.
"So that's why you had two rosters." Mumbled Yue as she took a closer inspection of the blonde sitting across from her.
"Two rosters?" Asked a confused Negi.
Naruto gulped slightly, remembering that little encounter earlier. It did happen just a few hours ago.
"Yes, it was during our meeting with you at lunch that I noticed something off. I was wondering why you had two rosters rather than one, Negi-sensei." The analytical girl smiled in her own way and took a sip of her drink. "The extra roster belonged to Naruto-san… and by the looks of it, you'll be taking residence here, am I correct?"
The short girl pointed at the blonde's belongings beside the couch in the room. Clothes and other items lay near it in a heap.
Naruto can only nod. Damn this girl is good… I was pretty sure she would think they were Negi's…
"I'm also assuming those ninja tools that were on the table earlier belonged to you, yes?"
Yue was really enjoying this. She felt like one of those detectives in a mystery novel that she read once. Playing the part of a detective and interrogating the suspect, Yue couldn't help but act out and be a bit giddy. Sure, this was't exactly real, however, it made her little detective fantasy more enjoyable in her mind.
The roommates nodded dumbly. They were a bit surprised at how fast the boxed-juice-lover could evaluate so many things at once and come to a conclusion so quickly. This show of ability is a clear testament to Asuna's assumption of her classmate.
"So Yue-chan." Konoka said, kneeling by her and grasping her hands. "Please, keep this a secret from our class." she begged.
The smaller girl nodded her head slowly. She may be the type of person who liked to expose some people, given proper evidence, but she knew when to keep things a secret.
"Don't worry Konoka, I'll keep this from everyone, though I think it won't be long till others find out…"
The group sighed in relief at Yue's cooperation, despite the warning at the end. That was one less problem to worry about. Now all they needed to do now is to get Naruto ready for his tutoring. Negi had planned to introduce him at Friday and since today was Wednesday they had plenty of time to do just that.
"I'm curious though Yue- chan…" Said Naruto. "Why are you so accepting?"
The group listened intently.
"Simple Naruto-san…" Yue said, blushing slightly. "I understand and I'm sure you'll explain yourself to me in due time."
Konoka, Asuna, and Negi looked a bit down. They were actually hoping for a better explanation from their friend.
"Ah okay! And to think you were one of those girls that were going to rape me." Naruto laughed in relief.
Yue nearly choked on her drink at Naruto's accusation of her. "Excuse me? What makes you think I would do that?"
The blonde ninja pointed to Asuna who started whistling and tapping her thumbs together in nervous fashion. "She said all girls do that in your class… and the fact that all of you would be crazed fan girls looking to ravage me."
Yue gave the orange haired girl a piercing glare making her very frightening to Asuna. "You shouldn't believe everything that people say, Naruto-san."
Asuna weakly grinned as a small sweat drop appeared at her left cheek. So it wasn't a good idea to scare Naruto like that after all. The usually hot-tempered girl coward away from Yue's gaze. It turns out that even a girl of her size could be quite frightening.
Before anymore discussions could take place, the pounding of the door brought everyone to attention.
"H-Hello?" Called out a voice from the door. "Is Yue in there?"
The mango drinking girl stood straight up, recognizing the soft voice of Nodoka.
The group turned to the door with wide eyes. They forgot to lock it again!
It was fortunate enough that Nodoka didn't go inside. With not a second to lose, the literature club member bowed and thanked Konoka for the drink before heading out. She stopped momentarily by the door to speak. "I'll see you later, Negi-sensei … and Naruto-sensei." Yue then opened the door and left.
A few muffled exchanges came from outside before silence took over moments later.
"Whew, what a night…" Naruto let out, tossing his hand into the air while falling back down on the carpet.
"You know, that wasn't so bad." Negi commented. "I actually thought she would give you away."
"Negi-kun! I can't believe you don't have any faith in your students." Konoka looked at him with a disappointed look.
The child teacher just stuck out his tongue out in response. "Well, I'm still not used to all of you yet."
"True." Konoka agreed. The brunettes gaze traveled to her female roommate as she headed towards the kitchen to clean the used cups. "Hey, Asuna… what are you doing?"
This caught Naruto and Negi's attention and quickly looked at the mentioned girl. Indeed, Asuna was doing something quite strange. The girl looked to be searching for something.
Ignoring the question, Asuna continued to investigate the awful stench that had been bugging her since they sat down. She had ignored it during their serious discussion, but now that it was over she could freely find the cause.
Sniffing the air a bit more, she came to a stop at her child teacher. Her blue orbs eyed Negi intensely.
"Hey…" Asuna said to him. "When's the last time you took a bath?"
The child teacher backed away a bit with a blush. "A-about a few days ago."
Naruto and Konoka exchanged looks before glancing back at the young sensei. The blonde shinobi for his part blinked for a few times then barked a laugh. "Oh geez Negi! Ahaha, don't tell me you're still scared."
"Huh?" Asuna gave a questioning look.
"What's Negi-kun afraid of, Naruto-kun?" Asked Konoka from the kitchen, her job of cleaning nearly finished.
The hokage-to-be sat up, all the while grinning. Negi shook his head wildly at his brother as if trying to tell him to stop.
"Oh please don't say it!" Negi begged.
It was too late to repeat anything further as Naruto spoke. "Didn't you guys know?" The blonde glanced between Asuna and Konoka. "Negi's afraid of baths!"
-Fast forward
"Wow! This place is great!" Naruto yelled out just to see if his voice would echo.
He had to duck seconds later as a flying pink basin flew above him, nearly hitting his head.
"Would you keep it down?" Asuna asked, coming up from behind. "You're way too damn loud!"
"Oops sorry." The blonde grinned, not at all saying those words with meaning.
"No you're not- Hey! Just where do you think you're going, stinky-sensei?"Asuna called out, running after the naked child swimming away.
Naruto laughed and sat down on the edge of the pool. He glanced around taking in everything. The place where Negi was going to take a bath in was surprisingly beautiful and totally badass. Tropical like plants and trees were scattered around the bathing area of the girl's dorm. Jacuzzis were elevated on one side of the large room, while a large pool took a chunk of an area on the other. Another space just before it had showers and additional bathing pools. Jungle and tropical like plants grew on all sides giving the place an exotic look.
This is definitely something Naruto hadn't expected from such a place.
Glancing about more, the blonde noted how clean and misty it was. He had to wonder how many times this place was cleaned per month.
Shrugging at the thought he stepped towards the pool.
He whistled merrily and he dove in along with Asuna. The blonde ninja would have loved to relax on the warm water, but the constant nagging of his female roommate kept him from doing that. After all, he came along to help give Negi a bath, not immerse himself in luxury. The mentioned person was also nearly half way to the other side of the large pool.
Grabbing a shampoo and a large scrubbing stick, Naruto swam after his kid brother. He and Asuna easily took the child teacher down and soon began cleaning him within moments.
"See, bathing isn't so bad. It's actually quite good for you." Naruto stated, scrubbing his brother's arm with a sponge.
Asuna nodded and scrubbed the other. "He's right, a clean body is a healthy body after all."
Negi grumbled something softly, earning grins from the two older teens.
When they finished soaping him up, Asuna nudged Naruto on the shoulder and gestured to the pool. Naruto grinned once he realized what she wanted to do. Looks like Asuna has a mischievous side to her.
"On three." Asuna worded out.
Naruto nodded and quickly held on to Negi's left arm firmly while Asuna grabbed the other.
"W-what are you two doing?" The small boy questioned.
"1" Asuna counted.
Both older teens lifted the boy up and swung him back and forth.
"A-aniki, Asuna-san! Don't!"
"2" Naruto let out with a madman's grin.
"Waaah!"
"3!"
With a cry of unisons the teens tossed the child teacher straight into the awaiting pool.
SPLASH!
"I say he went 10 feet." Naruto commented measuring the distance Negi had flown over.
"Nah, it's more like 7." Asuna put in.
The two soon joined Negi in the pool. They splashed each other with water for a bit before settling with a game. Marco Polo was voted to play and Naruto was it. The three enjoyed themselves for a few minutes before the sounds of chattering put a stop their game.
"Uh oh!" Asuna swung her head to the entrance behind her.
Naruto and Negi looked back as well. 'Uh oh' was the right word to use as the blonde ninja found himself scurrying after Negi and Asuna. The three swam towards a large chunk of plants on one side, where its leaves fell over the edge, touching the water. It was the perfect hiding spot.
"This is bad." Grumbled Asuna as she pulled down a rather large leaf from a plant, to better hide herself.
Naruto did the same, and moved over to block Negi from view. The blonde ninja gulped as the approaching voices of girls came ever so close. And when he peaked over to look at who the arrivals were, he nearly fainted on the spot. He caught nearly an eye-full of vanilla like skin of one very familiar blonde girl.
The 2-A girls were here…
"Figures! It's Ayaka and the gang." Whispered the orange haired girl. She stuck closer to her blonde tutor in hopes of hiding herself more. "Keep quiet you two, we might get out of here unnoticed. I only see Ayaka, Konoka, and the library trio at the moment."
Naruto and Negi both started heating up at this.
"Kami? What is it with my luck today?" Naruto whimpered out loud. He earned a light smack from Asuna, who hissed out a 'I said quiet!'.
"Konoka, what are you looking for?" Asked Ayaka Yukihiro. She held her white towel over her bare body, hiding her feminine parts. "Were you expecting someone?"
Konoka, who was wrapped in a towel, glanced around the room once more before shaking her head.
"No, I guess not…" She murmured.
In truth, the brunette was looking for her roommates and wondering if they had left already. If they did then that was good. It'll save the trouble of explaining things to the rep about Naruto and Negi. But she had to admit she was hoping to see her new friend here.
Ayaka accepted her answer with a shrug before conversing with Haruna.
Yue walked alongside the dean's daughter, casually observing her surroundings. After meeting up with Konoka earlier, she was filled in with the current whereabouts of her two senseis. She was now helping in keeping them from being exposed if they were still here, bathing.
Now, at the thought of bathing, Yue, nearly tripped over a small wooden stool. The mental images of her blonde tutor-to-be flashing her, was the cause of her sudden clumsiness.
"You okay, Yue?" Asked Nodoka, who had managed to catch her friend in time before she hit the ground. "What's wrong?"
"N-nothing!" The analytical girl exclaimed, a blush blossoming on her cheeks. Curse my distorted mind. And curse that unforgettable moment…
"Are you sure?" the bookstore girl asked.
Yue nodded and gave her a smile of reassurance. Even if she looked red in the face it.
Nodoka regarded her friend for a moment before moving over to the showers. Something was up, but she couldn't figure out what that was. Shaking her head, she proceeded to take a seat between Yue and Konoka. From then on, the small group continued on with their bathing not noticing the three hidden people making their way around them.
Naruto was about to get out of the pool when he caught sight of yet another wave of flesh. He sunk back into the water with Negi and Asuna who had seen what he had seen. It just so happens that the entire girls of 2-A decided to have a large bath get-together.
…Wonderful…
"Hey! Its Ayaka and the library group!" Said Fuka Narutaki.
"Sis! Wait up!" Shouted her twin sister, Fumika, as the girl ran after her nude twin.
Behind the running twins was the cheerleading trio: Sakurako, Misa, Madoka. Their voices can only match their excitement as they passed by the tiled walls of the shower area. Their conversation deviated from the latest gossip in school to the fashion magazines that they've been reading at their rooms. Following them were the single pairs of girls. Evangeline walked with Chachamaru; seemingly looking uninterested with their classmate's activities. Chao and Ku fei came in next, chattering and throwing a few punches at each other. Beside them, a couple of feet back, were the two secretive girls, Mana and Setsuna. A gunslinger girl and a swordswoman, who held a wooden katana.
Various other girls soon followed. All from the same class.
The last people to enter the baths was none-other than the sports group, which contained the ever cheerful and cute Makie, the grinning and tomboyish girl, Yuna, and the kind and often soft spoken Akira. Last but not least, Ako, the currently silent and supportive girl of the group. All four made their way towards their classmates, taking a seat near the showers to start their body washing.
Naruto sputtered out water when he came too. He nearly drowned!
"*cough* D-damn it!" he cursed under his breath as he was pulled underneath another group of large leaves by Asuna and Negi.
"You okay, Aniki?" asked his lovable brother, gently patting his back.
"Yeah *cough* just fine." The blonde took a moment to catch his breath before turning towards Asuna. "What are we going to do now?"
"I'm thinking, Okay?" Asuna answered.
She peeked over to look at the rest of the class. The excessive chattering had gone up a notch making their whispering turn into full-on loud talking. Fortunately, no one seems to know where they were despite how close their hiding spot was. Only 25 feet away…
Naruto looked around the room while trying his best not to glance at the naked girls currently bathing. That was proving to be bad since a part of him was urging him to peek. Shaking his head he let his eyes wonder over and around the area, sweeping over the structures and plants for any ideal escape route. When he spotted one he nudged his two companions on the side.
"Over there." Naruto pointed at the opening in the mass of foliage on the opposite side of them.
Asuna nodded. "You go first."
The blonde ninja nodded back and dove under the water. He swam silently and carefully through the warm pool, keeping low as possible so not as to attract attention. Naruto glided through the water until he hit his mark. Raising his head, he glanced around to make sure that no one was close by before jumping out of the water and into the bushes nearby.
By now the entire girls in 2-A were all discussing one topic. The contest to see whoever got Negi for a roommate. When Naruto heard the details of this little game he turned absolutely red.
Oh god… these girls are crazy! Contest of largest breasts? If Ero-sennin was here he will definitely love to put this in his dirty books.Naruto shook his head while trying to erase his mind clean of anything perverted. He had to be a good boy!
Asuna and Negi took their turn and swam towards him. Having heard the discussion themselves, they hurriedly made their way out of the place. Seeing the two coming the blonde ninja began sneaking out as well, positive that they wouldn't get caught. He stealthily moved from one spot to another, taking care as to keep quiet and checking up on his two other companions every few seconds.
They were almost there-well Naruto was- when bad luck struck them.
A yelp and a rather loud thud brought Naruto's attention back at his two roommates. And when he caught site of what happened, he slapped his palm to his face. They might have slipped or something because Asuna was practically straddling his little bro on the floor. And that wasn't all, due to how loud Negi yelped, the girls of 2-A fell silent and turned to investigate.
"Fuck!" Naruto swore to himself before performing a henge.
A quick puff of smoke and he was once again in his original panda disguise. Not a second later that he realized how secluded and well hidden he was.
Why the hell did I do that…he thought to himself, sweat dropping then watching the scene unfold before him.
The majority of the girls shrieked then swam after their sensei. The blonde felt rather relieved and disappointed at the same time. For one, most of the 2-A girls had towels wrapped around themselves. Two, he wasn't caught and three he was just given an opening for a possible escape. Now as for his disappointment, well, a part of him actually wanted to see what his future students were like, up close. No matter how perverted it might have sounded, it was the truth.
"Negi-sensei!" shouted a few over-excited girls, namely Makie Sasaski, Yuna Akashi, Sakurako Shiina, and the Narutaki twins.
"Asuna! Just what are you doing to Negi-sensei!" Demanded a very jealous sounding Ayaka as she rushed at her hot-headed classmate.
Naruto observed the scene for a bit before praying silently for the outcome of his little bro's fate. Just by judging how hyperactive and energetic the girls were, the blonde ninja could already tell what was going to happen next. A glomp and another round of squealing.
As the blonde predicted, the girls tackled the already downed child teacher and began cheering and saying Negi's name in high pitch voices.
Naruto's sweatdrop grew a few more centimeters bigger.
I better go while I still can. Raising his furry black paws he clasped it in a praying gesture and gave a short 'thank you' to his roommates in getting him out of there unseen. Arigatou Negi, Asuna… your sacrifice will not be in vain! Turning to leave, he prepared to sneak on out of there.
Okay, just quietly tip-toe out, Naruto… take it slow and-
"Hey! What's that over there!" cried out a very curious and most certainly familiar voice.
The blonde ninja stiffened at the spoken words that came a few feet behind him. He actually froze in place, stuck in his panda henge with white cartoonish eyes growing ever so larger. Kami please, don't tell me-
A soft, yet strong hand grabbed onto his furry shoulder and jerked him back. It was so strong that he flew backwards out of the jungle-like-hiding spot and back onto the warm waters of the pool.
SPLASH!
"Kyaaa!" A few of the girls of 2-A shrieked in surprise as Naruto's henged form took a dive where they were.
Water splashed everywhere, hitting a few of the girls nearby (Sakurako, Narutaki Twins, Akira, Yuna, and Kasumi). This, unfortunately for Naruto, grabbed everyone's attention. So when he floated back up from underneath the water, still unmoving and silent, he was greeted with numerous girls staring at him.
Silence reigned over the entire bath as Naruto lay floating and silent. It was a long silent minute as the previous commotion of 'The-child-teacher-being-in-the-bath-naked' left everyone's interest. The center of their intrigued minds was none other than the curious Stuffed-Panda that wore long black shorts and an Orange Cap covering the head, only allowing two cute black ears to stick out.
Namely they were gawking at the blonde ninja-in-disguised on the center of the pool.
Naruto remained mute. He felt the burning stares of the girls that surrounded his disguised form and he resisted the urge to move a muscle. His mind was going to possible outcomes to this situation. But he was soon denied further thinking.
Like one large tsunami, they came crashing down upon his form. This nearly caused Naruto to yelp in utter horror as they shrieked with joyful glee. Wet-soft flesh pressed upon the blonde's henged form creating numerous discomforts in his mind.
M-My god! T-this is so… wahhh! He did his best not to look or mind the girls' naked form rubbing about around him, but that was even harder.
AHAHA, enjoy the love kit! Enjoy it!Laughed one very perverted and VERY amused demon fox.
"Kawaii!" Multiple voices shrieked out, touching the human-size stuffed toy.
"Sis! Don't hog it all to yourself!" Fumika said, trying to grab a part of the bear as well.
Next to her the other girls nodded their heads in agreement.
"He's not yours!" said Misa as the cheerleader latched on to a black paw.
Coming behind the swirly eyed ninja-in-disguise was Sakurako who jumped slightly to hook her arms over the back of his neck. "I claim this part." She said happily, her signature smile still in place.
At the contact with the girls breast, Naruto's mind nearly shattered like a mirror. If one was able to look onto his real face they would see wide comical white eyes with the traditional bloody nose and totally shocked 'O' shaped mouth.
"No fair!" Pouted Fuka. "I'll take his ear then!"
These girls are crazy!Naruto mentally screamed! And-gah!
The blonde ninja's short thoughts were cut off as Konoka, jolly and carefree, entered his vision. One glimpse of her body was enough to freeze Naruto's mind.
"Let me touch him too!" The brunette said.
Konoka-chan…that did it, he passed out.
Sensing his container losing control over the jutsu, the mighty kitsune took action. You owe me one Naruto! The Kyuubi helped the blonde remain conscious enough to hold the henge. Shaking his head, the fox continued watching through his jailors eye's. Damn… those are nice… and -hello gorgeous!
Needless to say, the fox himself was enjoying what little control he had over Naruto's form.
Other girls soon followed the process, fighting themselves in an effort to claim a piece of the poor half-conscious and half-unconscious blonde. From the edge of the pool Yuna and Makie jumped in to join.
"The sports group will have him!" Yuna declared loudly, warning the others of her coming.
"Wait for me, Yuna!" Makie called out as she quickly swam after her friend.
A few seconds after their arrival, a battle soon erupted. It seemed that the contest for Negi has ended…
"What's a stuff-animal doing here anyways?" asked Haruna as she struggled to keep her claim on the panda's black shorts.
When the artistic girl looked around she found a few giving her shrugs while the rest continued to play with the newly acquired toy. None of them seem to find it odd that something like this would be here. Then again, 2-A didn't like to think much about little things like this… sadly. Giving an annoyed sigh at the lack of response, the manga fanatic waved over to her friends. It seemed, by the look in her eyes, that she turned back to her playful self.
"Come on join in the fun!"
That one shout from her was enough to drive another couple of girls to jump in to the pool to partake in the so called 'fun'. Naruto by now was in the middle of a toggle war with both his arms being used by rival sides. And when he saw the oncoming girls, he mentally cried. This was not turning out the way he wanted it!
Meanwhile, Asuna and Negi, who were left with only Ayaka, stared at the scene with confusion… and for the little mage's case, total horror!
The child teacher quickly got off of the ground and tried to go to his aniki's rescue. Asuna rushed in as well, both thankful for the distraction and the chance to get away from her rep. Though most importantly, she was worried that his charge and roommate might do something stupid to reveal their secret. It already happened once…
Laughter and cheers were all that filled the pools atmosphere. Ako, and her remaining friend, Akira watch the spectacle with mild interest.
A rather life-size panda wearing two pieces of clothes was being grabbed and hugged. That's pretty interesting, right?
Ako was one of the few people that found it strange to see one here. She was also one of the girls that stood back, declining the invitation for having fun with the poor looking stuffed animal. The others were the ever silent (and doll-like) Evangeline with Chachamaru, Yue and Nodoka who was currently looking at the scene as well, Chao, Satsuki, Kaede, Mana, and finally Setsuna. Ako would have joined, but she found her thoughts and actions to be lacking. Her motivation for having fun like that was on the all-time low.
"Stop! Please!" Their child-instructor pleaded.
Ako, along with Akira, walked over to the desperate looking instructor. They had a feeling that they should get closer to their crowd of classmates. Still garbed with a, somewhat wet towel, Ako moved around the group of girls to look at the Panda, as well as her sensei. And once she was close enough she sighed. Her two friends, Makie and Yuna, held onto the stuffed black and white panda bear possessively and right in front of them was none other than her sensei. Negi was begging them to return his so called 'stuff-animal' to him.
The nurse's assistant, however, quickly focused on the mentioned toy herself.
That cap…Ako recognized the orange colored piece of clothing. She had only seen it once, but she already knew who it belonged to. No way, that's Naruto-san's….
"Ako what wrong?" asked her ever, concerned sports friend Akira.
So surprise was the blue haired girl, that she didn't even catch herself gasp, thus giving her a concerned question from her friend. Ako shook her head vigorously at the ones staring at her waving them off.
"I-it's nothing!" She had stuttered out.
There was no reason to talk about Naruto again. She already did that when she was interrogated by her two other friends almost two hours ago.
-Mini-Flashback!
"Kya-ahahaha!- stop it!" Cried out Ako. Her body trembled uncontrollably as sweat slowly formed over her red face. "Ahahaha!"
"Give in and tell me!" Her tormentor cackled evilly. "I won't stop until you do!"
Ako Izumi continued to laugh uncontrollably as the hands of her interrogator swept over her tightening stomach. She was very well close to passing out due to the lack of oxygen. It was too much for her to take in. Her belly was cramping painfully and yet her assaulter would not let up.
"P-please- ahahaah!" She cried out. "I c-cant breath!"
When the torturing did not stop, Ako did the last thing on her mind.
"YUNA!" She screamed with her remaining strength.
The hands stopped and all was quiet. Well, except for her. She was laying on the ground gasping for air. Beside her, her roommate and two other friends watched silently.
"You ready to fess up now?" Asked Yuna.
Makie, Ako's roommate, stood looking down at the fallen girl with curiosity as well as a strange smile. The other person in the room, Akira, knelt beside Ako rubbing her back gently, looking very worried.
"I- I give!" the blue haired nurse manage to say at last.
Both Yuna and Makie gave each other a high-five before moving over to the glass table sitting close by. They sat smiling at each other as Ako was helped up by the tall girl beside her.
Once the assistant nurse was placed carefully on the table she let her head hit the table giving out an exhausting sigh. That was by far the most she had ever laughed in her life. Her stomach still burned with pain and she could bet that she had lost a couple of calories and perhaps earned herself some abs. sleepy time…
"…."
"ITAI!" cried out Ako as she jumped from her position holding/rubbing her right arm. "What was that for, Makie?"
"Eheh," was the only reply from the pink haired girl. Makie then pointed at Yuna who was smirking.
"I told her to do it." The basketball girl confessed. "You were falling asleep without telling us about what happened today."
"How can I not fall asleep?" Ako replied tiredly and a bit annoyed. "You were the one that got me so exhausted."
This comment earned her a beaming smile from the basketball player. "So are you going to tell us or not?"
"Come on please, Ako?" Begged Makie.
Somehow that cute puppy dog eyes that the pink haired threw didn't really faze the assistant nurse. In fact, it seemed she looked rather annoyed at it.
When the two didn't look like they would take no for an answer, Ako laid her head down and spoke. "Alright… let the questioning begin."
There was no way in keeping it a secret now. And she highly doubted that her friends would give her some slack if she told them only the name. Well, actually she barely knew anything about Naruto, except for her first impression of him.
"So what happened in the nurse's office?" asked Yuna, her face still harboring the grin.
"Well…" Ako began, but was quickly cut off when Makie brought out an familiar object.
"And when did you get this?" Makie held up the gleaming crystal necklace.
Ako's eyes widened and fast as lightning, the object was out of the gymnastic girl's hand and onto the nurses. The sports girls were surprise at this, but quickly recovered and once again tackled the blue haired nurse. Ako yelped and was in a desperate battle to keep Naruto's necklace from being taken. Fortunately for her, Akira was on her side and thus kept Makie away.
"Kya! Get off me, Yuna!" Ako begged.
she struggled to free herself from underneath the energetic girl.
"Let me see then!" Demanded Yuna as she tried to pry open the hands that clutched the beautiful crystal that she manage to see.
"Go for it Yuna!" Cheered Makie despite Akira's hold on her.
Within a minute of yelping, groaning, crying, and much ruckus in the room the struggling ended. Yuna, the ever physically strong girl of the two that battled, held the necklace up victoriously. Below her, Ako lay on the ground looking dazed.
"I win!" Shouted Yuna.
"Yay!" Makie cheered.
"Are you okay, Ako?" asked a worried Akira.
The swimmer kneeled down next to her to check for any small bruises. There was a possibility of getting one considering how rough the whole thing was.
The blue haired medic shook nodded her head before shakily standing up and getting back HER necklace. It was technically hers' now since she doubted that Naruto would come back to claim it. The boy was probably somewhere far away by now.
"Give it back, Yuna." She tersely said, holding out an open hand at the girl.
The basketball girl merely grinned back and held it up even higher. "Then tell me where you got this."
"I found it underneath a bed in the infirmary." She said. "Now give!"
"Nuh-uh! Now tell us why were you so out of it this morning." The basketball player moved the necklace out of Ako's reach and held out her free hand to block the girl from advancing.
Seeing as how she wasn't going to get it back, Ako gave in and told them. "Alright already! There was a guy in the nurse's office today. You happy?"
Silence.
Crickets sounded on the back ground as her three friends stared at her with unreadable faces.
Then…
"A guy?" Makie blurted out, astonished. It was very, very rare to see a guy-other than their senseis—in a girls school.
"Was he cute?" Asked Yuna, grabbing on to Ako's red vest.
All four girls were, unfortunately, still in their uniforms.
"How old was he?" Makie questioned leaning in towards the semi-red looking Ako.
"I don't know…" Ako lied. She knew the guy was cute considering her up-close view before, but she didn't want to tell her friends that… "He looked around our age, I think…"
"I knew it! So what did you guys do?" By now Yuna was looking hungrily at her for something. "Come on, tell me! What happened?"
"Nothing!" Ako replied even though her blush was a dead giveaway.
"You're lying!"
"Just tell us Ako, We won't do anything… bad if you don't." pressured Makie.
"I think its best if you did tell them." Akira agreed, looking a bit interested.
The blue haired medic stayed silent. Then, without warning, she lashed out at Yuna to take the necklace back. Unfortunately, she missed.
"Fine, then. If you're not telling then I guess I'll make you." The basketball girl grinned. Her sadistic smile was in place once more.
Ako gulped. "W-wait! I'm still-"
"Too bad, come here!"
"No! Kyaaa!"
Mini-flashback end!
Ako rubbed her stomach and felt her muscle tense slightly. After her interrogation, she was left in the room to rest for well over an hour. Getting the embarrassing info of her and Naruto doing perverted (kind of) things in the Nurses office was a bad thing. At least they swore to keep it a secret. Oh and they returned her stolen necklace. The item was currently hidden in one of Ako's special hiding places.
The nurse winced and clutched onto her stomach again. Despite the relief it's gotten, it was still very much hurting…
"Does your stomach ache?" Asked the person next to her.
Ako turned to her friend and smiled. "Yeah, just a bit…. Those two could really be a pain sometimes."
Akira nodded her head in agreement and continued to watch the current discussion. Ako pondered over the mystery that was the stuff animal before her. She may have jumped to conclusions about the orange cap, but there was this feeling in her that told her that she was right about it… Is that really Naruto-san's…?
While Ako continued to think, the conversation and explanations that her child-teacher was giving finally concluded.
"S-so that's the reason…." Negi finished saying, still blushing with a towel covering his lower midriff.
The girls laughed merrily at their instructor's confession. The whole misunderstanding of Asuna and their child-teacher was finally cleared up. They should have known that boys would hate bathing. Dirty males.
Negi for his part tried his best not to look at his semi-nude students. It wasn't good for him to be peeking at them. He was a gentleman! He just can't. So turning to his- Probably unconscious brother- he tried to lift him up.
"Negi, let me help." Asuna said moving over to his small charge.
"Wait, can't we play with your teddy bear, Negi-kun?" Asked Makie who was looking at the Panda with sparkling eyes. "Just for tonight?" She loved cute things and this panda bear was one of the cutest she's seen.
The Narutaki twins joined in. "Please, sensei?" They pleaded in unisons.
"I-I'm done bathing s-so…" Negi stuttered.
"Alright, peoples back off!" Commanded Asuna, who looked to be having trouble carrying the stuffed object. "Make way for us."
"Just hold on there, Asuna!" Haruna said. "We still hadn't done the contest yet!"
"Yeah! You can't have Negi-kun all to yourself!" Added Misora.
"Share him with us will you?" Said Sakurako. "I want to hug him when I sleep!"
"Wait just a minute here!" Asuna tried to protest.
"Get her girls don't let her get away!" Ordered Ayaka, pointing at the surprise pair (Asuna and Negi).
"Yes ma'am!" chorused and saluted most of the girls.
The entire class once again chattered wildly while comparing each other's bust. The Orange haired girl was also pulled into the crowd, crying and cursing like a sailor.
The child teacher was fortunate enough to escape the girls's activity. With the help of Ku-Fei, who saw how troubled he looked in moving the toy bear, Negi manage to get Naruto safely towards the entrance.
"S-so many boobs…" The 'panda' murmured softly, catching the martial artist's attention.
"T-the Panda talk?" She asked in broken Japanese, clearly confused.
"You didn't hear anything Ku-Fei-san!" Negi said quickly. "It was just your imagination!"
Being one of the baka-rangers, the martial artist took his word and nodded in understanding. "Ah, head must talking me to be."
"Yes, your head." Agreed Negi, while trying his best not to give into the weight of his bro. Geez, aniki… you weigh a lot!
"Negi-kun!" called Konoka. "Let me help."
Negi and Ku-fei looked back to see the brown haired girl running towards them. "What about Asuna-san?" Asked Negi looking worriedly at the scene unfolding in the crowd of girls near the pool.
The brunette, who was covered with a fresh towel, shook her head with a smile and sweatdropped. "I'm afraid you may have to move out of the room Negi-kun."
Eyes widened. "W-wait!, why?"
"Naba-san won the contest." Konoka said as a matter of fact, not at all too concerned with her teacher's faith. She was a bit disappointed about it though.
Ku-fei nodded. "I agree, she good."
I can't let this happen, uh-oh I feel like…"Konoka-san, Ku-fei-san! Please take this back to the room!" ordered Negi as he sped off towards the commotion.
There was no way he was going to be put into a room with one of his big-breasted students. The child teacher just couldn't have that happen.
Meanwhile, Konoka and Ku-fei did what they were asked to and rushed off to put away the supposed Toy. Unknown to them a few of the girls that weren't involved in the contest silently watch them leave.
"Chachamaru… did you figure out that strange energy from that hideous thing?" Asked a emotionless Evangeline.
Next to her a tall green-haired robot girl nodded. "I'm sorry mistress. My scanners have picked up only a hint of the unidentified power. Insufficient data has been detected… status of current target's energy output are unknown. No source of additional information has been verified as of now. I theorize that it is something new."
"I thought as much." replied Evangeline. There's something going on here… I'll have to visit that old man again. Perhaps tomorrow…"When you get a chance, Chachamaru, analyze that particular toy of our beloved sensei."
There was a second pause before a reply came from the robotic girl. "Infiltration mission is your command, mistress?"
The smaller girl nodded. "Be very discreet about it…understand?"
"Yes, mistress."
"Good. I'd expect a report of your findings by the end of the week."
"Ojou-sama…" Whispered a sword wielding girl.
"It can't be…" murmured another girl.
Back to the crowd of 2-A.
The contest, despite its end, was once again anew. Asuna, due to her magic enhance boobs- courtesy of a panic driven Negi, had won the contest. Everyone however, ran for it, nearly trampling on the vampire girl in there way. It wasn't because of their wanted to leave the bath. No. It was because Asuna's boobs grew way too big and thus exploded.
"Agraaagh!" Asuna let out.
By the side of the showers, Negi was silently praying for forgiveness for what he had done. His staff trembled with his body. I'm so not having a goodnight.
-30 minutes later… back to the room (A.N.N.K… Asuna, Negi, Naruto, and Konoka)
"Ouch!" Asuna winced as she held her unbuttoned pajama open. "Stupid Negi-bozou…"
"Asuna! Stop moving!" Konoka instructed, while dabbing a bit of healing salve on the poor girls stinging boobs.
Negi sat at the side alread dressed in his own PJ's and feeling very down. It was a big mistake of trying to help himself. Assisting his fiery tempered student/roommate out of her predicament was a big no-no. So now he was paying for his actions by being the only source of Asuna's wrath.
"I said I was sorry…" Negi sniffled out.
Giving a glare, Asuna replied harshly. "I didn't need your help, Professor!"
"Hrp. I just wanted to stay here with you." Negi whimpered out.
Asuna turned beet red and began to assault him with a fluffy pillow.
"H-hentai Teacher! I don't want you near me, get out!" she screamed.
"Keep it down." Konoka spoke out loud, gesturing towards her bed. "Can't you see that Naruto-kun is sleeping."
The arguing couple, Asuna and Negi, eyed the blonde. Naruto lay snoring in Konoka's bed, covered by her light blue blanket that reached up to his chest. His sleeping face was revealed to be gentle and peaceful. He was not at all disturbed by the ruckus that was going on.
Both teacher and student sweatdropped. Heavy sleeper?
"Alright, that should do it." The dean's daughter said covering up the top of her rubbing ointment. "Try not to sleep belly-plopped tonight, Asuna."
Thanking her friend, Asuna held her attention away from her teacher. Negi in turn lowered his head in shame. Their only roommate that was awake just gave a sigh at them before standing up.
Quickly putting away the ointment, Konoka began to rummage through Naruto's stuff, looking for something. Her friends however, found this bad and immediately put a stop to her.
"Konoka-san, please leave my aniki's stuff alone. I don't think he'd want it touched." Negi politely said, forgetting about the problem with his students for a bit.
"But what about the panda costume that Naruto-kun wore." She said to them, confusedly. "That needs to dry you know."
Both Negi and Asuna mentally gave themselves a slap to the face. They forgot about that.
Intervening flashback! (not too long)…
After the incident with the 'boobs contest' , Asuna and Negi headed back towards their room… well, they were more like arguing most of the way there with Asuna stomping angrily and Negi following suit, begging for forgiveness. They arrived just in time to see a curious Konoka peering over a unconscious looking 'Panda' (Naruto) laying in the couch. She looked ready to pull down the disguised-blonde's shorts off.
"Konoka-san!" Negi cried out, running over to stop her.
"Huh?"
"W-what were you doing to my ani- panda?" the child teacher quickly caught himself.
"I was about to clean him, duh!" She giggled. "He was wet!"
"I-I'll do it!" He offered.
"No it's okay, Negi-kun, allow me to do it." She told him grabbing onto Naruto's black furred paw.
"No, allow me." Negi said lifting the blondes leg.
"Negi-kun! You need to change into your PJ's so let me dry your toy animal for you." Konoka tugged on her part of the Naruto's 'panda' paw.
"No I will!" And the child teacher persisted.
"Negi-kun, let go!"
"Please, Konoka-san!"
"I said I'll do it for you!"
Asuna stood by watching the little toggle war between her roommates. She couldn't care less about the brat's brother, since she was more pissed off at her teacher at the moment. Unfortunately, the stinging sensation on her chest was unbelievably excruciating and so Asuna had to help his brat of a sensei out.
"Konoka." She spoke, making herself known to the brunette. "I need some medical treatment."
"What do you mea-" The mage-to-be stopped mid sentence after Asuna showed her injury. "Oh my, where'd you get that?"
In an instant, Naruto's arm Konoka hurriedly went to grab her med kit. Rushing over to the kitchen, she began to open the cupboards. Unknown to her short absence a certain blonde came back into the world of reality.
"W-what happened?" The blonde groaned, shaking his head of drowsiness.
"Oh crap!" Cursed the ever gentleman-like child as he borrowed a move that he had seen Konoka pull on her grandpa. You guessed it! In one lightning fast second Naruto broke out of his henge and lay back down on the couch sporting a large bump on his left noggin.
Ouch… that got to hurt.
Inside Naruto's mind a certain fox was banging his head on the hard bars of his cage. He was hitting it in order to stop himself from laughing to death. It was too damn funny to see what had happened seconds ago. Who wouldn't laugh if they saw someone wake up for only a second before getting hit by his brother with a toy-looking hammer and thus falling back to sleep?
"Whew." Negi sighed in relief just as Konoka returned.
"What-" She stopped and gaped at the unconscious (again) blonde. "Naruto-kun!"
"Whoa!" Asuna yelped when the Konoe heiress thrust the med-kit in her arms. "Owowow!" And unfortunately onto her wounds.
"Where did he come from?" Konoka asked as she carefully looked over the wet blonde. "And why is he wet?- Hey! What happened to the panda?"
"Ahahaha!" Negi laughed nervously and took a moment to gather an excuse. "Well, you see… Naruto-niichan was the panda."
"What?"
"That was a costume he had. He wanted to wear it in case something unexpected happens." Negi explained. Please believe this, please believe this!
Silence passed, while Asuna was crying out "owie' on the background.
"I get it now…" Konoka finally said, looking like she understood. "I knew something was odd… he had the same orange cap on."
"Uh… yeah…" replied Negi.
"Ouch! Ouch! Konoka, injured person here! Need treatment!" Asuna said twitching wildly in her place. "Now!"
Flashback end, Story resumed…
"I put it away after Naruto-nii took it off." Said Negi. "He was very tired after all."
"But it must still be soaked." The Brunette said more to herself than to the others.
This is the last time I'm going to help the brat…thought Asuna before speaking. "It's late. By now it should be dry enough so just drop it and let's get some sleep."
The child looked surprise for a moment before bowing and giving the orange haired girl a thank-you look. Asuna missed it however, since she went straight to bed.
"Night! She called out before pulling the covers over herself.
Konoka shook her head at her roommate before walking over to her desk to do some writing before heading to bed. Negi, who had his shoulder slumped, retired to his own sleeping space, namely the couch. His mind was in a rather gloomy state and it had Konoka worried.
He'll get over it…she told herself, before pausing her activity and going over to tuck her sensei in.
"Get's some rest, Negi-kun." She said, pulling the blanket over the pre-teen's form. "Give Asuna some time to cool off. Everything will be okay."
Negi didn't say anything, but nodded at her. She was right, things will be better. He just needed to let Asuna take some time to herself. Though, he couldn't help but feel a bit disappointed about not getting to sleep with anyone. Perhaps Konoka could… no he couldn't. It wasn't right.
I knew I wouldn't have a goodnight sleep.He thought before closing his eyes and turning his head away from Konoka.
The girl just smiled and lightly patted his hair.
"Night, Negi-kun." She whispered before heading back to do her work.
The dean's daughter wrote for about 10 minutes, on her small diary. Yes, her diary, not much girls kept one, but she was one of those that did. Keeping a record of events was one of her actual favorites things to do, especially at night. She pretty much wrote about anything she experienced or news that often caught her attention and today was one of those very eventful ones. Meeting Naruto was one the perks and surprises she had gotten, so she wrote about that. Giggling to herself she continued to write until eventually sleep began creeping over her shoulders.
Konoka tiredly put her pink led-pencil down and stood up. Turning off the light she headed towards her bed where her blonde roommate was snoring slightly. Since her mind was already drifting off to the dream realm, Konoka just crawled over Naruto's form and began to ready herself for some much needed rest.
"Sleepy, sleepy." She mumbled to herself not caring if she was sleeping with a guy.
Taking the open spot on the ninja's right side- the one by the wall- Konoka lowered herself down and pulled the covers over herself. Doing this she also tucked her, bed-companion, in-taking care so as to not wake him. She giggled when Naruto grumbled out 'ramen'. Silly blonde…
"Kawaii." Konoka whispered before resting her head upon the soft pillow and closing her eyes.
Not being too comfortable, the brunette snuggled towards the warm body beside her. She let out a content sigh as she drifted off to sleep, her right hand resting over Naruto's chest and her head close to his. The two lay sleeping together, peaceful and serene looking. The only one observing them at the moment was one grinning fox who had activated a special all-spying jutsu.
Interesting…
Authors Note: Well, I cut it pretty close. I'll just edit this tomorrow. The good thing is I made my deadline... with a couple minutes to spare. Now for those keeping track of the countdown... what do you think that is? =3
Magic info:
Rastel maskil magister-an activation key used by Negi-Springfield.
Aer et aqua, facti nebula illis somnum brevem. Nebula hypnotica! - (Atmosphere. Water. White fog, seep. Give them repose, make them sleep.) - Magic that conjures a fog that makes your opponent sleep.
- You guys can find the spells in wikipedia and if you collect the manga books (like me) you guys can find them at the end of the book, usually before any fan-art or info on certain terms/words on the volume.