Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

OMG, it's been forever! I'm soooo sorry, but the heat wave kept me out of my writing mood. Hopefully I'll be updating again soon, just tell God to make sure there's no more heatwaves. A permanent winter would be damn nice.

Naruto's eyes snapped open and he sat up, a thin white sheet falling from his naked chest. He swallowed and looked around, spotting no one in the small room he was in. There was no light except for the glow of the fishtank beside the closed window and the night light by the small bed he was in. He pulled the thin sheet back up to his chest with sweaty hands and fearfully glanced around, as if expecting something or someone to just pop out of the shadows.

He didn't know what'd happened after he'd passed out, but he remembered seeing striking green eyes, as well as pale white ones. They'd reminded them of Shino's pet chinchilla, Hinata.

Shifting on the mattress, he tossed the sheet off and placed the heels of his feet on the carpet, the material irritating his skin. He stood slowly and, after swallowing once again, he shot for the door, hoping that the hotel's hallway was just beyond it. He yanked on the door's handle and swung it open, surprised to see Sasuke and Kakashi sitting just outside. He noted that his father looked terribly worried.

"Susu Oppa!" he called, eyes tearing up. He didn't care that his mysterios saviors were gone and he didn't even notice that he was completely nude except for his little white socks. All he knew was that his beloved Sasuke was right there in front of him. Running forward, he leapt into the leopard's arms, giving him a strong hug.

Sasuke sighed in relief, hugging back. "I'm glad you're alright. Hyuuga and Sabaku told me you'd fainted. What happened?"

Naruto suddenly flushed, feeling light-headed from the rush of blood to his face. "U-Um, nothing..." he lied. How would he tell Sasuke that he saw Itachi and another pet... mating in one of the staff offices? He fiddled with one of the buttons on Sasuke's dress shirt.

"And what happened to your dress?" Kakashi added with a chuckle, running a cold finger down Naruto's naked side. The blond meeped and wiggled closer to Sasuke, but realized he was pressing his intimate parts against the leopard's nice shirt. He blushed again and pulled away, but the raven kept him in place.

"Hyuuga gave it to me before he left. He took it off of Naruto because he was overheating," Sasuke held up the folded article of clothing and let Naruto crawl off of his lap. He smiled lightly at how cute his son was and helped him with the dress. Even though he knew his boy was at the mental age of thirteen, he looked like a ten-year old. Flattening out the poofs, he ruffled Naruto's hair. "There. Now remember, next time you see them, you should say thank you."

Naruto nodded happily and twirled around in his pretty sundress, smiling to both Kakashi and Sasuke. "Aboji, Susu Oppa, do you think I'll be able to win the Showcase?"

"For the Junior division, of course," Kakashi answered proudly. "You're the perfect pet. Sweet, tender, cute, affectionate, obediant, loyal... I wouldn't be able to imagine you not winning."

Naruto let pink dust his chubby cheeks. "How about the adult disio--divin--divi--" he pouted, having trouble with the word.

"Di-vi-sion," Sasuke helped him.

"Arigato!" the blond grinned. "Division! Do you think I'll do well in the adult division?"

"You'll be able to enter that once you become older. But because of your size, I don't know," Kakashi answered truthfully. "We could just tell them you're a small breed and I'm sure they'll allow you to enter. Just make sure you're mature and behave yourself. But even if you do enter, you'll have to be better than both Itachi and Sasuke."

Naruto looked at his father and almost frowned. "I don't want to go against Susu Oppa... I'd never win. He's so pretty and everyone loves him..."

Sasuke interjected. "Everyone will love you too. Trust me," he gave the young cat a reassuring smile.

The blond's ears perked up and he let his tail flutter happily behind him at the compliment.

xXxXx

Itachi straightened his shirt and stepped out of the small office, leaving inside a cum-covered pet that was definitely sexually satisfied. He smirked and let his eyes roam the empty hallway, wondering where everyone was. Surely they all hadn't left yet, right? There was going to be a small party in the auditorium and he knew his owner wouldn't miss that for the world. Free food and alcohol could never be resisted by Hatake Kakashi.

He walked down the hall with a grace like no other, his white leopard ears twittering every so often, paying attention to every sound. His path was cut off by a grumbling man who he remembered to be the fox's owner. He frowned and quickened his pace, not wanting to be caught at the scene of the... defiled body?

"Kyuubi?" the golden-haired gentleman called, sounding worried. "What if someone kidnapped him?" he looked around furiously. "Kyuubi, please come out, where are you?"

The older leopard almost felt bad for the man. He'd thought his beloved pet was kidnapped, then he'd find him lying on the floor in a tiny office, filled with another pet's essence and in a state of pleasant euphoria. Damn, the fox was probably going to become pregnant.

He winced and entered the auditorium, finally finding all of the owners and their lovely pets. He'd completely forgotten that male foxes and some breeds of cats could become pregnant. He wasn't heartless enough to abandon his kittens, but he didn't think he could handle the commitment that came with siring kits.

"I was looking all over for you," Kakashi waltzed over from one of the many snack tables. "Where have you been? There's so much beer, have some!" the scarecrow shoved a bottle of expensive beer into Itachi's arms and frolicked over to a well-endowed woman dancing to ritsy band on the Showcase stage.

He's drunk, Itachi mused, placing the alcoholic beverage back on the serving table. He wasn't one for beer or wine. Looking around the huge room, he immediately spotted Naruto with Sasuke in the center of the crowd, the little blond tugging on Sasuke's hands, asking for a dance.

He actually thought the boy was cute, but then shook his head. He told himself that it was just the afterglow of sex that made him think that. There was no way in hell that he'd think something so disgusting as an Impure would be even considered cute.

But despite his ramblings, he watched his little brother and his "son" dance. It was actually quite amusing.

"You!" someone shouted from the doorway behind Itachi. The tall pet turned and came face to face with the fox's angered owner. "You mated with my pet! Where's your owner, I need to talk to him about this!" behind him, Kyuubi stood, a look of orgasmic bliss still evident on his striking face.

Itachi groaned inwardly. There went his helping of salmon for the next ten years.

xXxXx

Kakashi finished signing the various forms that were spread out over his kitchen table, shaking a cramp from his hand and occasionally stretching his stiff mumbles. He would frequently mumble something under his breath, a few words audible, such as "murder", "no salmon", "Itachi", and "mutilation".

Next to him, leaning against the wall, was Kyuubi's owner, Misora Lukki (pronounced as Loo-key). He was, apparently, a young doctor born from a Japanese man and a Swedish woman, and raised in Cote D'Iviore, Africa. He was a handsome man with a mind just as beautiful, but damn was he pissing Kakashi off.

He'd never signed so many flippin' papers in his entire life!

"Sign here, and here, and oh! Over here, as well," Lukki smiled sweetly, despite the look Kakashi was giving him. "Oh, don't be such a sour puss, Hatake-san! You should be happy that your prized pet is now going to have cubs! More profit for you!"

"It's not the profit I care about," the silver-haired man sighed and scratched the back of his stiff neck. "I'm just upset that he mated with a pet without my consent. And a fox no less, I already know that those cubs won't be accepted in society."

"That's why you're signing this form, here," Lukki held up one of the forms. "It says that once they're born, custody will go to me and Kyuubi in Africa. The system of having pets, Impures, Purebloods, and all are just a part of Asia's culture. We have no such creatures in Africa, except for a few who accidently ended up in the country in ship cargo, such as Kyuubi."

Kakashi cocked an eyebrow. "So they'll be safe there?"

Lukki grinned. "As safe as an antelope in the center of the herd!"

"Um, I don't... exactly know how safe that is...?"

In the living room, Sasuke sat next to his brother, while Naruto was placed on his lap, the little boy swinging his legs back and forth, his heels tapping against the cough between the raven's legs. He was out of his dress, now wearing a pair of yellow cotton pajamas and baby blue socks to keep his feet warm. He leaned down and tilted his head, giving Itachi a dazzling smile.

"How come you look upset, Ita Oppa?" he asked. "And where's your wife?"

The older of the two siblings gritted his teeth, his glaring contest with the piggy bank above the television intensifying. Wife? Wife?.!

"He's not my wife, and I'm upset because I got him pregnant," he hissed. "This is why I lock myself in my bedroom when I'm in heat. You're lucky you don't have to worry about that, Otouto, since you have a willing mate."

Sasuke scoffed, but smirked. "You had a willing mate. And it looks like you'll have him for quite sometime, then little cubs to deal with."

Itachi scowled at his brother.

Naruto stopped swinging his legs and looked at Itachi with wide eyes. "Ita Oppa... your wife is pregnant? But... Kyuu-Kyuu's a boy, right? Susu Oppa told me boys couldn't have kittens," his heart began to beat quickly, but not fast enough to harm him. He placed a hand over his chest, though, for safe measures.

"Pureblood foxes can carry children, as well as certain breeds of cats."

"What kind of cats?" Naruto's voice became a notch louder, wanting to hear the answer so badly.

Itachi crossed his legs and focused on the television, the word "mute" flashing at the bottom of the screen. "What does it matter to you?"

The blond cat blushed prettily and stuttered. "N-no reason... I just wanted to know."

Sasuke looked down at his boy suspiciously.

Kakashi came into the living room a few moments later, rubbing his hands together and trying to make the cramps in his fingers go away. Lukki waltzed in right after him and smiled to the occupants of the home. "I want you all to know that I'll enjoy being a part of your family!"

Itachi rubbed his temples, wishing that everything was just a bad dream.

Damn, a fling with Kyuubi wasn't worth all of this!

xXxXx

The next day, Lukki was still in the house, having shoved the fact that Kakashi's pet had impregnated his lovely fox in the man's face and getting himself a guest room in the large home the previous night. Naruto had enjoyed the "sleepover" and had played simple cardgames with the doctor until his bedtime. Itachi, on the other hand, had been forced to share his room with Kyuubi and, still in his early stages of heat, had fucked the pet against the wall, into the floor, on the bed, on the dresser, against the wall again, on the window seat, and against the bedroom door.

Now he was sitting in the home's library, Kyuubi across from him reading through an old history book. He didn't like the fact that he was going to be a father and now had a mate he didn't even know very well... but it was tolerable. Especially since the fox was such a good fuck, a real looker, and quiet.

Kyuubi glanced up from his book when he noticed Itachi's stare. "Yes?" he asked, his voice deep and rich.

"Ever had sex in a library?"

He'd just have to cope with being a soon-to-be-father by screwing the brains out of the fox's pretty little head.

Hah, what a strange relationship they're going to have.

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