Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Yeah, I know, it's been forever. But I was workin' on one of my other fics... and I got carried away with all of the lovely reviews XD

Once again, who all's goin' to Otakon?

Naruto awoke to a pair of warm lips against his and immediately knew whose they were. He kept his eyes closed, wanting to see if his father would continue to kiss him if he refused to wake up. There was a shifting on the bed, then Sasuke bent down and bit the cat's neck, earning a loud yip. Sasuke pulled back with a smirk and tossed Naruto his wardrobe for the day.

"Trying to be sneaky?" he asked, standing up and slipping on his own clothes. "You should know better."

The blond pouted and sat up, pulling the new clothes against his chest, his hair messy and sticking up in random places. He held up the shirt first and blinked at the pink material, then looked at the tiny pink shorts. Climbing out of bed, he pulled off his PJs and struggled to stick on the dress-like shirt, but ended up with Sasuke helping him.

"We're going to see Baa-chan today?" he asked, making sure. He laughed when Sasuke scraped a nail down his back, tickling him.

"Yes, she's going to do a little... check-up on you," he didn't want to tell Naruto about the cloning until they got there. "And maybe she'll even have a new cure for you? I'm sure there has to be at least one way to fix your stunted growth."

Naruto turned and smiled brightly. "But Susu Oppa would still love me, even if I was always short?" he asked, his voice like a pleasant summer.

Sasuke chuckled and handed Naruto the shorts that went underneath the shirt. "Of course."

But lately, his love was changing.

xXxXx

Tsunade was sitting at the desk in her office, scribbling down various numbers from thick white packets beside her. She had on her reading glasses, frowning at all of the work she had left to do. Heaving a sigh, she pushed her work aside and crossed her arms over her desk as Shizune came in.

"Tsunade-sama, Hatake-san is here with his pets for the cloning session."

The blonde woman smiled fondly and waved her hand around. "Let them in. Finally, something interesting to do this morning."

Kakashi came waltzing in, raising his hand in greeting to the doctor, Sasuke and Naruto right behind him. Itachi and Kyuubi were at home being watched over by Lukki. The two pets had to be seperated after their little sexual act that night when Kyuubi was supposed to be punished.

"Good morning, Tsunade-sama. I hope you're not busy with anything," Kakashi wondered.

"Hn, nothing but annoying paper work. But that can wait, Naruto's first cloning is more important," she stood and walked around her large desk, her high heels clacking against the hard marble floor. She smiled at Naruto's adorable outfit and lifted him up, sitting him on the high sitting table. "Sasuke, I'm going to give Naruto a check up, so go ahead into the restroom," he handed him a small cup. "Remember to wash yourself off before giving me your semen sample."

"..." Naruto flushed a bright red. "Nani?.!" he had learned about semen a while ago and felt himself blush in embarrassment.

Sasuke smirked and ruffled Naruto's messy hair. At first, when he'd realized his son's feelings, he knew he had to handle it like a responsible parent. But the more he touched the responsive child, the more he started to want to continue the caresses. The blue-eyed pet gave off what seemed like a constant stream of pheramones and Sasuke was being drawn in.

He didn't want to fall for his own son, for he had Sakura and cubs to create. He also felt dirty for loving someone he considered his own flesh and blood. But the longer Naruto smiled at him, the more he felt himself faultering. It had been sudden, his feelings.

"You'll have to do the same," he told Naruto before heading off to the bathroom.

Naruto turned to Tsunade and tugged on the sleeve of her white coat. "I'm going to have to...? WHY?"

Tsunade smiled fondly and began checking his ears and eyes while the cat's tail swished around nervously. She told Shizune to jot down a few things on her clipboard and began to check his throat, answering the blond's question while doing so.

"One of the prizes that came with winning the Showcase was the creation of clones. All I need is a small sample of semen and we'll be able to make other pets like you that we can sell to owners. You may be in a child's body, but you're at the mental age of an eighteen-year...old..." she furrowed her brows, staring down at naruto's blinking face. "Ok, maybe you're still mentally at the age of nine."

Naruto giggled and kicked his legs back and forth. "Baa-chan, what's a clone?"

"Copies of something."

"You're going to make copies of me?" Naruto's eyes widened with curiousity. He pouted, though, when he thought about more little Naruto's trying to capture his Susu Oppa's attention. "Ano sa, I don't want anymore of me..."

Tsunade laughed. "Don't worry, as soon as they're two weeks old, they'll be given to buying owners. You won't have to deal with them after that. Hell, Gaki, you don't have to deal with them at all. They'll be here in the hospital until they're sold. Just know that you're giving children cute little kittens."

Naruto smiled brightly. He LOVED kids. They liked to hug him, pet him, and give hime cute little nicknames.

"And all you have to do is--"

"I know, put my... stuff in a cup?" Naruto gave her a lopsided smile, his cheeks dusted pink.

Chuckling, Tsunade took the clipboard from Shizune and handed Naruto his own small, clear cup. "Clean yourself off before starting. We don't want to create any disabled pets, don we?" she helped him off of the table and pointed to the bathroom in the back. "Sasuke should be coming out soon, so wait by the door."

Naruto nodded slowly, wondering what would be wrong with having a disabled pet. They were just like every other pet, just lacking in a certain department. He stood by the door and lowered his ears, hoping not to hear any of his father's moaning. But the door opened quickly and Sasuke came out holding his half-full cup.

The young cat blushed.

"S-Susu Oppa, how am I supposed to...? I'm not..."

"You're not aroused."

Naruto nodded in embarrassment.

Sasuke thought about his options. He could tell Naruto to think of something arousing (which would probably be him anyway), he could tell him that there were dirty magazines under the sink, or he could give him a hand... He tried to ignore the desire to help him, but he couldn't resist, what with Naruto's confused blue eyes.

"How about I help you?" he lead Naruto into the restroom and locked the door behind him, pushing him over to the toilet. and sitting down. He sat Naruto on his own lap and slowly began to pull down the pink shorts. "This is the best way to do it," he told the blond, his hot breath washing over the cat's tan neck.

He told himself that it was just the heat talking. It had rolled around again and he knew he was only acting on his lust. But then he thought about Sakura... He'd never been able to feel the same lust for the female. He'd forced himself to think of her sexually, but it never got him aroused.

"Susu... Oppa, I thought you..." Naruto wasn't complaining, though. He'd wanted this forever, for Sasuke to touch him like a lover and give him the upmost pleasure. The leopard's calloused hand slipped under his panties and touched his growing erection, stroking the foreskin and pulling it back.

Naruto whined and spread his legs, looking down through his thick lashes as Sasuke's hand went up and down on the small shaft, pulling back the skin. The large thumb rubbed over his slit and he shivered, arching his back against Sasuke's chest. But then the pleasure stopped and Sasuke had his hand in the sink, soaking a soapy washrag.

The leopard rung it out, then began washing at the small organ, cleaning it thoroughly so that nothing would go wrong with the semen sample. After cleaning it, he tossed the rag aside and began running his clean hands over Naruto again, rubbing into the small slit and the underside. He smiled against his son's neck as he rubbed him, loving his moans and breathy whines.

"N-Nya--" Naruto writhed and mewled as Sasuke lifted up his shirt and made him bit onto it to keep his moans quiet. He nibbled on the cloth, making it wet with his saliva as a hand ran over his flat stomach and long fingers rolled his nipples. He moaned and panted, bucking his hips upward.

Sasuke began pumping the cum-coated penis, yanking and pressing in all of the right spots. As he felt Naruto's small body tremble, he put the cup under the blond's dripping wet head and captured all of the spurting cum.

"A-ahhh!" the cloth left Naruto's open mouth as he let out a long, sinful moan. His hips jerked and he watched as his seed filled the tiny cup, some hitting Sasuke's hand. He whined as his erection wilted and Sasuke licked at his sweaty neck. "Susu Oppa..." he murmered.

"Let's give this to Tsunade-san. And... don't think too much on this. I only did it to help you," Sasuke then cleaned Naruto's sweat away with the damp rag and pulled the pink shorts back up, handing the cup full of semen to his son.

Naruto nodded slowly, a bit sad.

xXxXx

Tsunade took the boy's cup and handed it to Shizune, along with Sasuke's.

"Take these and put them in the lab. Begin creating the kittens and I'll be down shortly," she told her assistant and ripped a piece of paper from her tablet, handing it to Kakashi. "These are the foods I found help with stunted growth. There might be a good chance that he'll be able to grow if he eats these every day. Understand?"

Kakashi nodded and folded the sheet, pushing it into his back pocket. "Thank you for today," his eye twinkled happily. "We'll be by within the week to see the newborn kittens. They should be born in two days, yes?"

"At the longest, three, but we've never had a pause in creation, so I suppose I'll see you then," the woman turned to Naruto. "I hope you have fun at your photoshoot this afternoon. I remember being there for Sasuke's first session," she chuckled. "He was so nervous and terrified."

Sasuke scowled. "I was not."

"Now, now, no need to be shy," Kakashi crooned. "I remember that day, as well. You were so small and frightened by the bright lights."

The leopard snarled and took Naruto's hand, leading him out of the room and into the hallway, grumbling about idiotic adults. Naruto smiled up at him and kept up with the fast and rushed pace.

"Ano, Susu Oppa, are the photoshoots going to be fun? I don't like boring stuff," he pouted, looking utterly adorable.

Sasuke let his frown slip from his handsome face, to be replaced by a soft upturn of lips. "You'll enjoy them. After all, you do like being in the spotlight."

Naruto grinned and tightened his hold on his father's hand.

"And about the kittens... they're mine?" he had been curious. Even though they were clones, were they still his cubs?

Sasuke thought about the question and eventually nodded. "They were created from you, so therefore they're your cubs," he smiled. "I've had many during my years as a pet."

"But I'm your favorite, right?" Naruto giggled.

"Always," Sasuke replied.

Hah, handjob XD