Hello! Drunk Jasper is my BFF! Haha.

Oh and sorry. I put up the wrong chapter. My computer files are a mess!

BellaPOV

Me and Rose walked outside and got into Emmett's Jeep. Jasper and me in back and then Emmett and Rose in front. I slid in next to Jasper and he pulled me close. I laughed and snuggled into his arms. I kissed him. He smiled against my lips. I laughed and pulled away. I rested my head against his shoulder and fingered the same dog tag again.

"So Em where are we going?" I asked after a half hour.

"CANADA!" he yelled.

"Great." I said. "Wait why are we going to Canada?"

"Emmett tends to get us banned from clubs, bars, etc.. so we got banned from every drinking place in Washington. And I think about half of Montana and half of Oregon." Rose said laughing. I laughed and snuggled closer to Jasper.

After about an other half hour we were still in Washington. "Emmett! Drive fasteerrr!" I yelled. He laughed. Me and Rose kept yelling at him and he would just laugh. "I swear to whoever the hell gives a crap about this. If you don't go faster im pushing you out an im driving." I said. He looked scared but drove a crap load faster. I smiled. We got there after another hour. It would have taken two more hours but I made him go faster.

We got to the club about 11:30. I smiled. Finally! We got out of the car. Jasper put his arm around me and I put my arm around his waist. The bouncer let us in and we walked to a table in the back. I ordered four tall cold glasses. The bar tender looked confused but I pulled out my bottle and he nodded. I grabbed the four and walked back over to the table.

"Okay who wants to see drunk Bella?" I asked.

"ME! ME!" Emmett said. Rose nodded and Jasper didn't care. He was to occupied by glaring at all the guys looking at me. I laughed and took the bottle out of my clutch and chugged it down. Within ten minutes I was stoned again. I started giggling. Emmett was cracking up. I took another bottle out of my bag and filled all the glasses except mine. I filled it with more animal blood. The glasses were black so it didn't matter if anyone saw. They looked at it but drank. I started laughing.

"Now you all are drunk." I slurred.

"I wanna goo parrrtty Rossssssiiie" Emmett slurred and got up and went to the dance floor with Jazz. Tonight I didn't want to get to drunk cause I wanted to go shopping with Char tomorrow. I love my little Char.

After awhile me and Jazz followed onto the dance floor. My favorite song came on. Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3. I smiled and started dancing with Jazz. I had my hands around his neck and he had his on my waist. I grinned into him. He followed and we just went with the music. I smiled. After awhile. We all went back to the table and had another drink and went back to dancing. We danced for about four more hours. I was still stoned from everything. Me and Jasper ended up in the back. And for the first time me had it. In the back of the club. After that we danced for about another hour but then Emmett got us banned and we left for home. I was stoned but I drove all the way back at 125. I kept staring off but I got us there without crashing which was hard because Emmett and Rose were making out in the backseat. I laughed and got out of the car. Jasper gave me a kiss and drove to his house. I walked in still stoned. I didn't even notice that there was some events going on in Char and Peters room. I just went to my room got in some sweats and listened to music till about five when Char came in, also in sweats. I was laying in my bed and she came and laid next to me.

"Hey Bells"

"Hey Char." I said giving her a hug.

"What are we gunna do today. I don't want to stay and watch re runs of Tosh.O with Peter again." she said I laughed.

"No. I was thinking maybe we could go shopping then clubbing. Like old times. Just us three." I said. She smiled and nodded. She ran to her room to get ready. I changed into skinny jeans, a Love Pink v-neck long sleeve, black heels, my leather jacket. I grabbed my black studded purse and walked to Char's room. She was in skinny jeans, a Pairs shirt, grey heels and had a white coat and white purse. She also wore her dog tags around her neck but she wore them with a heart necklace from Peter. I smiled and we walked to my car.

"So how was last night?" she asked winking.

"Good I got pretty stoned after two glasses of animal." I said.

"You know what I mean girl! I smelt you before you were in the house. You had it with Major." she said smiling.

"Maybe maybe not." I said with a wink. She giggled and I pulled into the parking lot of the Port Angles.

I got out off the car and we walked into the mall. We were walking towards Victoria Secret we ran into Laruen and Jessica.

"Oh look it's like Bella Swan. And some short chick." Laruen sneered. While ruining the English language at the same time.

"Bella like why do you like hang out with those like loser Cullens when you can like be in the it crowd wih like us?" Jessica asked while also ruining the English language.

"Well like if I were to like hang out with like you I would like ruin the like English language like this and like nobody would like me because I'm a boob job, nose job, blonde, bimbo, slut that I would never be." I said talking like them at first then stopping at the end. They glared at me and walked away.

I laughed and so did Char. We walked in and looked around and both got three new sets. Then we started looking around for new dresses and shoes. I found a really cute white dress. It had some silver beads as a strap. It went about mid thigh. It was perfect. We went to another store and Char sound a red satin one shoulder dress.

We walked out and were walking to a shoe store.

"You know Char. I missed you so much when I left Texas. I kind of wished I stayed with you." I said putting my arm around her.

"I missed you to Bells. You are like my big sister I never had. I think." she said laughing. She wrapped her arm around my waist and we walked to the shoe store. I went towards the silver shoes. Char went to platforms. I laughed at her. She stuck her tongue out at me but went back to looking. I found some cute silver platform sandals. I walked over to Char and she found black leather platforms.

We walked out with our bags and went back to the car. We drove back to the house and went to my room to get ready.

Me: REVEIEWEW!

Jasper: -gets out of drugged state- Why the hell is Carly loopy?

Emmett: She wanted us to drug her. Then you two went and partyed with people who reviewed.

Jasper: Oh well that's… new.

Me: REVIEWEWEEEEEEEEEEWWW!

Rose: Somebody shut her up.

Bella: Why do you hate her Rose?"

Rose: Because she wants to be a freaking vampire.

Me: ROSE HAS A BIG HEAD BIG HEAD.

Bella and Jasper: -grab Carly and hid her.-

Me: REVIEW PLEASE I'LL DRUG JASPER AGAIN!