Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters, spells, etc. belong to JK Rowling. I made nothing original in this story except for the plot. Oh, and the songs. I wrote those, as well.

Harry Potter and the Discontinuity Factor

Act 2, Scene 6

(enter Cedric, with a sparkly face, and incredibly cheery)

Cedric: Well guys, did you miss me?

Cho: Oh my wizarding gods… CEDRIC! It really IS you!

Cedric: Don't worry, my darling, I'm always here for you.

(Cho attacks Cedric while squealing in delight)

Cedric: Well, someone's a bit eager after a month.

Cho: What… what happened? I mean, we all saw you dead. I even checked your pulse thirty or forty times.

Harry: Yeah, this seems unreasonable. But of course, in a world of magic, unreasonable seems to be the norm.

Cedric: Well, as far as I can tell, this very pale gentleman came and found my body lying in the Hogwarts gardens, and took me to his home. I later woke up in some form of magical blood circle surrounded by darkness and a single black candle that burned with blue fire. Turns out they had used some ancient ritual to revive me. How convenient!

Hermione: Cedric… I think you were just revived with some form of dark magic. Was there a pattern inside the circle?

Cedric: Now that you mention it, it looked like the circle surrounded an upside down star. (everyone minus Cho and Cedric look at each other with wide eyes)

Dumbledore: Were there any… repercussions to this ritual?

Cedric: Well, I seem to sparkle in the sunlight, but I don't need to eat, drink, or use the restroom anymore, so I think it's mostly a bonus on my part.

Dumbledore: Uh huh. Well then, if we're done with the Cedric and Edward Cullen comparisons, let's all get back to Hogwarts! (everyone grabs each other in a human chain formation) Apparate!

(lights go off, scene changes around the characters, goes from Malfoy Manor to Hogwarts, where there are extras standing together as couples as if on a dance floor; all villains that were dead/bound in Malfoy Manor are now offstage)

Hermione: But Headmaster, you can't Apparate into Hogwarts!

Dumbledore: I just did, Granger. It's cool. No harm done.

Hermione: B-b-but that's not possible, Headmaster! There are anti-apparition charms… (cut off)

Dumbledore: (deathly serious) Well I made it happen, and there are no ill repercussions, so shut your mouth and don't question it. Ten points from Hermione Granger! (Hermione takes a cautious step back)

Dumbledore: (with a new demeanor) Well, the End-Of-School Dance is just starting, so I think that we can end this story with a dance. (in the background, we here a longer version of "Harry's Song" beginning, and Cedric and Cho immediately begin to dance) (Dumbledore turns to Snape) Severus? I've saved this last dance for you. (puts his hand out)

Severus: I would be honored, Headmaster. But we're still just friends. (takes hand, and they begin to dance)

(Ginny drags Draco onto the floor and they dance together, though Draco doesn't look sad or frightened about it, in fact he looks overjoyed)

(Luna, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are standing on the side, watching the others for a while)

Ron: Hey, um, Hermione?

Hermione: Yes, Ron?

Ron: Would, you know, like to, well, what I'm trying to say is...

Hermione: (giggles) Sure, Ron. I'd love to dance with you. (puts her hand out, which Ron takes, and Hermione leads them to the dance floor)

Harry: Well, it would be bad if we were the only ones left out, wouldn't it?

Luna: I suppose it would make us stick out. Why not join in on the festivities?

(Harry leads Luna out onto the dance floor, and all of the couples slowly dance until the song ends)

Harry: Maybe next year, we won't have to deal with lots of trouble from some villainous plot against me.

Ron: You really don't wish that, do you?

Harry: I guess not. It's always more fun with the suspense and action anyway.

(everyone comes out and forms a long chain, does a bow)

(a scream is heard offstage)

Harry: Adventure! (everyone points in direction of scream, then runs offscreen)

Scene 6 End

Act 2 End

Musical End

A/N: And our story ends. Coincidentally, I finish uploading this sotry on my birthday. Wierd.

Also, I'd like to point out that I forgot to add a song to Scene 5, so I've reuploaded it. Scene 5, I mean.

So, I hope you've enjoyed the story, I hope I get some more reviews, and I hope this will inspire others after me.