Twilight is not mine, I'm just playing.

A/N- Hi everyone, this is an idea that popped into my head. I want to start writing small drabbles every day. They may not be long or complex but hopefully they will help me become a better writer. Where do you fit in? Why I'm glad you asked. I would like you all to provide me with a word. Just one word. I will randomly select a reviewer and use their word in the next day's drabble. So don't leave me hanging.

This is unbeta'd work.

The word was from Chartwilightmom

vac·u·um

1. a space entirely devoid of matter.

2. an enclosed space from which matter, esp. air, has been partially removed so that the matter or gas remaining in the space exerts less pressure than the atmosphere ( opposed to plenum).

3. the state or degree of exhaustion in such an enclosed space.

4. a space not filled or occupied; emptiness; void: The loss left a vacuum in his heart.

5. a vacuum cleaner or sweeper.

6. Physics . a state of lowest energy in a quantum field theory. –adjective

7. of, pertaining to, employing, or producing a vacuum.

8. (of a hollow container) partly exhausted of gas or air.

9. pertaining to a device or process that makes use of a vacuum to accomplish a desired task.

10. noting or pertaining to canning or packaging in which air is removed from the container to prevent deterioration of the contents. –verb (used with object)

11. to use a vacuum cleaner on; clean with a vacuum cleaner: to vacuum rugs.

12. to treat with any vacuum device, as a vacuum drier. –verb (used without object)

13. to use a vacuum cleaner: to vacuum in the dining room.

If you are related to me, please don't read this chapter, that is all.

EmPOV

I looked down at the girl that knelt between my legs. Seriously where did this girl learn how to give a blowjob? From a Hoover?

"Ahh," I mumbled as she tugged viciously at my balls. She thought that meant I was enjoying myself and started sucking harder.

I looked down at her, trying to use the visual of this beautiful blond between my legs as a way to get me to come faster. The problem was, she had her nostril's flaring like humming bird wings because of the rate she was sucking.

She sucked at sucking.

I almost laughed but then the pain of what she was doing came back. I kept thinking that it would get better, but it kept getting worse.

I took myself to my happy place but that was supposed to be me getting a blowjob so it didn't work. I wondered if you could actually suck a dick off. Would it be purple when she was done? I cringed at the thought when something much more horrible happened.

She bit down.

On my dick.

With her teeth!

"Get off me woman," I said pushing her back. She fell to the floor with a thump.

"What's the matter with you? Don't you like having your cock sucked?"

"Not by a fucking vacuum," I replied angrily.

"Whatever, you're not even that big anyway," she spat as she walked out of my apartment.

I vowed then and there that I would never bring a random girl home again. It just wasn't worth it.

BPOV

"Holy crap, you bit him?" I laughed.

"Well yeah, you told me to give him the worst blowjob of his life," Lauren replied in stitches.

And that was step one of getting Emmett ready for a real relationship. That is if he let any woman near his penis after that.