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"Stan, Can I just talk to you for a moment?" Peter asked.

"Don't trust him!" Meg told Stan.

"Honey I just want want to talk to him" Peter resasured her.

"Thats what you said to Micheal when you thretened him with a shotgun to marry me when you thought I was pregant" Meg complained.

Peter laughed his traditional laugh remembering the day when Meg told him she was pregnent. He marched right to Micheal's house just wanting to talk to him with a shotgun in his hand. That was also the week he beat up Connie Demico, Peter laughed again anything for his secert best friend thats why there was no way he was handing her over to Stan so easily. And why should I? Peter thought. He was never around he knows nothing about her.

"You got pregnant?" Stan asked in disbelief.

Only proving Peter's point correct. Peter smiled as Meg nodded her head. "Yeah but I got my period and he ran away" Meg said sadly.

"Another desperte call for attention she does this alot like she pitied me into taking her to Jonuir Prom" Brain added.

"Pretending she's a lesbian" Lois said.

"Keeping frog in her bag so the kids at school would think she's cool" Chris said.

"Losing her virganity on Saturday Night Live with host Jimmy Fallon who I beat the crap out of" Peter told him.

"Using me as her crack baby while getting me addicted to pancakes" Stewie said.

Stan could beliive how badly they were treating her he had never heard any family talk so badly about their family member. Stan looked over to Meg who looked depressed but seemed to be holding on to her tears. She deserved better than this suddenly he felt the coldness of Peter's shotgun on his chin and he looked Peter staright in the eye.

"Leave or I shoot" Peter told him.

"If I leave I'm taking Meg" Stan insisted.

Peter knocked him to the ground. Peter laughed inoccently and looked around as everyone glared at him including Meg who seemed to mentally kill him with her thoughts. Peter sighed. And helped him up.

"To see Meg you must stay here but no funky stuff with my wife!" Peter commanded. "If you think that will change her" Peter added.

"I bet it will loser wears Lois' best dress" Stan joked. But Peter took him seriosuly.

"Deal" Peter agreed shaking Stan's hand and shocking him at the same time. Peter laughed. "Welcome to the family"

A/N: CHapter 3!! Read and Review thank-you :D