Ashley: *crying* WHY!?!?!?
Karlene: Hello
Ashley: WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?!?!?!! *SHAKES KARLENE BY HER SHOULDERS*
Karlene: I don't know why but u seem a little upset...
Ashley: Because.... I just reread Deathly Hallows... and I'm at the part where Dobby d-dies...
Karlene: Oh
Ashley: *bursts into tears again*
Karlene: DOBBY IS SEXY!
Ashley: STUPID BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!
Ashley: o_o
Ashley: ._.
Ashley: Sister who's crazy say what?
Karlene: Dobby is SEXAY!
Ashley: o_O
Karlene: *Pop*
Ashley: What was that....?
Karlene: My Bubblegum
Ashley: I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!
Karlene: It's berry!
Karlene: It's 5gum!
Ashley: oh then bleck
Karlene: ...
Karlene: u hate 5 gum?
Ashley: I want caramel flavored bubblegum!
Karlene: LOL
Karlene: WE ROCK!
Karlene: WE HAVE INSIDE JOKES!
Ashley: I KNOW!
Karlene: YESSSSS!
Ashley: XD
Karlene: INSIDE JOKES ROCK!
Karlene: Now when people ask what we mean we can say 'you had to be there'!
Karlene: I feel so special
Ashley: *points to Karlene and talks to readers* She's a bit crazy right now because we just picked her up from the therapist's office. Sorry ^_^'
Karlene: NO NOOOOO!
Karlene: YOU WILL NEVER SEND ME BACK TO THE ASYLUM!
Karlene: I REFUSE TO GO!
Ashley: -.-'' what did I tell ya?
Karlene: I WANNA GO TO HOGWARTS!
Karlene: I'm OFF to see the WIZARD, the WONDERFUL wizard of OZ!
Ashley: O_O SHUT UP KARLENE!
Karlene: DUMBLYDORE!
Ashley: *hisses* there are muggles right in front of us!
Karlene: Muggles?
Karlene: EWWWW
Ashley: o_o
Karlene: They have cooties!
Ashley: ...
Ashley: shi-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzz!! XD
Ashley: ENJOY THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karlene: NO!
Karlene: First
Karlene: is there anyone out there
Karlene: who would be willing
Karlene: to bribe Dumbledore for me?
Ashley: o_O
Karlene: So I can go to Hogwarts?
Ashley: Here is a fact:
Karlene: SUCK MY BLOOD!
Ashley: Edward Cullen lives in the forest, doesn't kill anyone, and sparkles...the dude is OBVIOUSLY a fairy!
Ashley: :P
Karlene: HEY!
Karlene: That was on my FB!
Ashley: I know
Karlene: And if u don't have a FB or don't know what FB stands for
Karlene: I WILL EAT U!
Ashley: *whispers* its Facebook
Karlene: CHEATER!
Ashley: ^_^
Karlene: UR CHEATING FOR THEM!
Ashley: that's cuz a few of them are my besties on here
Ashley: ANYWAYS
Ashley: ENJOY!!
Ashley: *tries to drag Karlene back to the Asylum*
Karlene: WAIT!
Karlene: I wanna say something
Ashley: *stops trying to drag Karlene*
Ashley: what?
Karlene: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Ashley: o_O
Karlene: That's all
Ashley: kinda creepy...
Ashley: *resumes trying to drag her to the asylum*
Karlene: Now I'ma
Karlene: go and
Karlene: EAT PIE!
Karlene: CYA PEEPS!
Ashley: NO!
Karlene: YO!
Ashley: UR GOING TO THE ASYLUMN!
Ashley: *DRAGS U TO THE ASYLUM*
Ashley: WHAT DO U EAT!?
Ashley: *walks into a wall*
Ashley: x _ x
Karlene: I'm a doqg
Karlene: RUFF!
Ashley: umm u spelled dog wrong...
Karlene: No
Ashley: WHERE do u hear the letter Q in dog...?
Karlene: It's a silent Q!
Ashley: T_T
Karlene: cya
Ashley: no ok? just...no
Ashley: NO!!!
Ashley: UR GOING TO THE ASYLUM!
Karlene: yes ok? just...yes
Ashley: *attempts to drag you to the asylum*
Karlene: *bites you*
Ashley: OUCH
Karlene: BYE!
Ashley: *glares at Karlene*
Ashley: Enjoy the story! ^_^
~END OF A/N~
Karly's POV
"I-I got a-a letter?" I asked. "From who?" I wondered aloud as he
handed me the letter glaring.
The letter was made of thick and heavy yellowish parchment. It had no stamp. On the front of the letter in green ink it said:
Ms. K. Michaels
The Second Floor Smallest Bedroom
7 Malvado Drive
Mauvias
Wales
The letter also had a seal bearing a coat of arms; a lion, an eagle, a badger, and a snake surrounding a large letter H. The letter hadn't been open surprisingly, I wonder why? I sighed before beginning to open my first letter ever.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Ms. Michaels,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31. Also, since our records state that you are indeed Muggle-born (a wizard or witch born into a non-magical family) a member of our magical community will arrive at your residence within 48 hours' time.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
I was shocked. I'm…I'm a-a witch? Phil cleared his throat which caused me to jump. I'd forgotten he was in the room, for once in my life.
"Did you know?" I asked coldly.
Phil glared before growling, "Of COURSE I knew. How could I NOT? And DON'T you DARE talk to your father in that tone of voice, young lady!" He knew…and he NEVER told me…not exactly surprising. But still…how did I never find it out on my own? All the signs were there…I was special, I always was and now I was leaving. I smiled at the thought. I was leaving, leaving Phil and leaving my Muggle life…At least for a while, when I had to return I could blast Phil out the door after learning a bit of magic! Yet again I broke out of my thoughts from Phil's voice.
"You're not going to this-this School…I won't permit it!" he snarled. After a bit of magic I could- wait what!?
"PLEASE! It's all I've ever wanted! I'm going! You can't-" I started before I was rudely interrupted by my so-called 'dad'.
"Stop you? Just WATCH me…Go to your room!" He said smirking.
"I've never despised you more in my life!" I screamed as I ran up to my room planning to cry my eyes out on my bed all night…but there was ALREADY someone on my bed…
Ashley's POV
I stirred, groaning. "What happened?" I moaned.
"You passed out honey. For about," the voice paused, probably to check the clock, "half an hour," the soothing voice continued.
It sounded familiar… I slowly opened my eyes, blinking as they adjusted to the light. I realized it was my mother who had answered me.
"Why?" I asked, trying to remember what had happened to make me faint.
I heard my dad chuckle and my mom replied with a smile, "You received a Hogwarts letter."
My eyes widened and I screamed with delight. I got up from my bed and started bouncing and dancing around my room, chanting, "I'm going to Hogwarts!"
My parents laughed at my antics. I stopped bouncing, panting heavily. I was sure my eyes were sparkling with excitement.
"So when are we going to go buy my supplies?" I wondered aloud.
"Well, your father is going to take the day off work to come with us. We don't ant to miss the moment you find the perfect wand," my mom smiled. I gave a short squeal of excitement and hugged my dad. He was rarely home, so it was natural for me to be excited.
He chuckled and hugged me back. Then he handed me my letter. I took the envelope that was addressed:
Ms. A. Osborn
Medium sized bedroom on the Second Floor
6 Perfetto Drive
Little Wings
Surrey.
I opened it and took out the letter. I read it greedily, drinking in every word:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Ms. Osborn,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
I gave another short squeal of excitement as I finished reading.
"I can't believe I'm going to Hogwarts," I said disbelievingly. Suddenly, I had a million questions running through my mind. It was as if my train of thought had finally caught up to the present.
As my mind whirled, my parents seemed to have seen the expression on my face because they patiently answered my questions.
"You get sorted by a hat. There are four different houses. There's Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Oh and don't worry. We don't care what house you get sorted into," my mother said.
"Just don't get into Hufflepuff," my father teased. I let out a sigh of relief I hadn't known I had been holding. My parents chuckled.
"The professors?" I prompted.
"The professors are nice… Well most of them are," my father assured me. I bit my lip and shrugged. I don't care if the teachers like me or not. As long as I get good grades, I'm happy.
"What about the ghosts?" I asked.
The question just popped into my mind like Quinn apparating into my room when I call her… minus the deafening 'CRACK'.
"The ghosts like Nearly Headless Nick are fine. Just watch out for The Bloody Baron, Moaning Myrtle, and…" They exchanged uneasy glances. "Peeves."
Who, who, and who?
"The Bloody Baron is the Slytherin ghost. He has chains connected to his wrists and blood stained on his clothes. Very nasty of you ask me," my mother said disgustedly.
"Peeves, on the other hand," my father continued, "Is the most annoying ghost in Hogwarts history."
"I remember when he wouldn't let us in the Gryffindor Tower unless we wet ourselves!" my mother laughed.
"Ah yes. We had to get The Bloody Baron. He's the only one who can control him you see," my father said hastily, seeing my confused expression.
There was a pause and I hesitantly asked, "What about Moaning Myrtle?"
"Er… She's a ghost who is very sensitive…" my mother said after a while.
"More like barking mad," my father muttered.
"And…?" I prompted my mom, feeling like there was something she wasn't telling me.
"Well, she haunts the girls' toilet on the second floor," my mother said quickly.
My eyes widened and I choked on my saliva.
"She haunts a toilet?" I asked, creeped out. There was an awkward silence and I broke it by saying, "Well that's kinda strange."
We all glaced at each other and burt out laughing. After a while, we stopped laughing. As I read my letter again I asked, "Can I get an owl?" The letter said that first years were permitted a pet and I wanted an owl. They nodded and I let out my third squeal today. I hugged them and said, "Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!"