A/N: Thank-you! Everyone for your reviews :Dl thanks loessar for karate idea :D

That night Stewie came up with an evil plan against Meg that involved Brian but when Brian heard about the plan he was against it because of past experiences but Stewie with a bag of weed and a few dry martins. Brain walked up to Meg's room and gave it a hearty knock. Meg answered the door giving Brain a strange look when she saw him.

"Hi Meg" Brain greeted.

"Um hi Brain its kind of late what are doing here?" Meg asked.

"Wanted to see you" Brian lied. Pulling out the weed he gave her a smile and added. "Want some?"

Meg shook her head. "No thanks I don't think Stan would approve" Meg replied.

"Everyone's doing it including Stan he's the one who told me to share"

Another lie Meg knew this of course she had only know Stan for a short time she knew he would never tell Brian to give her weed or even get him to hang out with her. Despite this Meg gave a secret smile and accepted Brain's invitation going downstairs on the couch as she pretended to go along with Brain's plan that she still wasn't sure what was going on.

"So Brain why are you hanging out with me?" Meg asked.

Brain started to laugh. "Real funny story Stewie's idea actually" Brain started to say.

"Stewie's just a baby Brain" Meg reminded.

Brain shook his head pointing his finger at Meg.

"No, No, Do you think I'm so stoned and drunk I don't know what I'm talking about? Stewie is not just a baby he's evil those "accidents" that are always happening to Lois aren't accidents it's Stewie trying to kill Lois" Brian tried to explain to Meg.

Not believing him for a second Meg rolled her eyes smiling sweetly with the occiocal nod which didn't play out when Brian asked.

"Want to make out?"

And before she knew what was happening it was happening all over again she was making out with Brian because he had too many but Meg was determined it was going to have a different ending. They parted and Meg puked on the floor embarrassed she looked at Brain who just stared at her strangely.

"It's me not you" Meg told him.

The next morning Brain woke up and was greeted by good morning punch from Lois.

"What was that for?" Brian yelled.

"Making Meg think she has a chance with you" Lois yelled back.

That's when Brain remembered last night with Meg he held his head in pain and memory he looked at the clock Meg would be up and minute and it would happen all over again she would become obsessed with him and do crazy things like put her hair in his pie. Or so he thought.

"Hi Brian I was thinking about last night you know about our kiss" Meg said coming downstairs.

Here we go again. "Look Meg,"

Brain started to ramble trying to sugar coat it hoping she would understand so she wouldn't be too heartbroken only for Meg to come out and say.

"Brain this wouldn't work out between us lets face it your my dad's best friend and your a dog"

"Lois I think I need to bring out Hard-of-Hearing, Mr. Garrett Morris again" Brian said with a laugh.

"She said it wouldn't work out between you to" Lois informed him.

"What?"

Stan walked into the room greeting everyone with a good morning as Brain started at Meg stunned about what was going on.

"Look I'm going to karate practice with Stan we can talk about this when I get home" Meg told Brian.

"How about at the mall?" Brian asked.

"Sure" Meg replied.

"Don't be too late" Brian said.

"Okay"

As Meg left Brian went to the window to watch as Lois went back to her normal duties Stewie walked up to Brain.

"Brian loves Lois and Meg" Stewie said.

Brian looked to make sure Lois wasn't watching then smacked him to the ground.

"Shut up"

At the karate place Stan started to teach Meg the moves she learned quickly but her sweet nature got in the way.

"Come on Meg get mad! Mad!" Stan instructed her.

"I can't the only time I can get that mad is if-" Meg started to say.

But she was interrupted by what was coming through the door there in a karate outfit was Peter who was playing off like this was all a coincidence.

"Oh hey Meg hi Stan I didn't know you came here for karate"

Meg rolled her eyes covering her head in embarrassment this couldn't be happening she was dreaming if she pinched herself hard enough she would wake up and Peter wouldn't be ruining her chances with her new father. Meg opened one eye and faced the reality of her stupid father.

"Hey Meg show me your moves" Peter said.

Meg then started to get an evil grin on her face then started to laugh you want to see my moves? You want to see my moves? I'll show you

POW!

Peter was immediate sent flying against the wall Meg winced surprised by her strength even Stan looked at her strange. Then Meg started to laugh again in a creepy way and walked up to Peter and punched him in the stomach and watched as Peter winced in pain.

"Ow what's the matter with you?" Peter asked.

"What's wrong? Does that hurt does that hurt you insensitive-" Meg started to reply.

"Well duh you're punching me in the stomach and all" Peter interrupted her.

That's when Meg had enough. Everything that Stan had just taught her was put into action against Peter all the anger from being the black sheep of the family came out. A crowd started to form but surprisingly no one did anything they just kept on watching and even cheered Meg on. Eventually Peter was tired of trying to be nice and fought back only to booed by everyone around him.

"You know what I don't want to get to know you your a psycho you hear me a PYCHO" Peter yelled.

"You don't get do you?" Meg asked.

Peter shrugged and Meg shaked her head temporarily stopping the fight.

"You treat me like crap you punch me throw lemonade at me" Meg said tried to explain.

"Wow look at Miss Negativity you treat me bad punch me and throw lemonade at me" Peter mocked.

"Let me finish! You treat me the worse of all the family whenever something goes wrong you blame me, If you could only save two, you would leave me, Everyone knows I'm the least favourite child and I'm sick of it so that's why I beat you up actually I think I know why you do it its fun"

Meg punched Peter in the stomach again then laughed.

"Ow stop punching me" Peter whined.

"Be a better father and stop being jealous of Stan" Meg told him.

"If I don't will you punch me again?" Peter asked.

Meg raised her fist. "Possibly" She threatened.

"Okay okay fine Stan I'm sorry for ruining your time with my daughter" Peter apologized extending his hand to Stan and they shook on it.

"And I'm sorry Meg for treating you like crap and I love you" Peter admitted.

"Aw was that so hard?" Meg asked smiling sweetly.

"Yes it was now I'm leaving while I still have some dignity" Peter said.

Meg smiled a secret evil smile. "Not so fast"

"Aw crap what now you want to that feel good stuff like hug and stuff because-"

He stopped when something cold landed on his head Peter took his hand and tasted it it was sweet just like lemonade he looked at Meg who was smiling angelically while everyone in the place started to laugh.

"Secret best friends" Meg said with a wink and a satisfied smile.

A/N: Thank-you for reading has a great day :)