Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.

"Ken-chan! Let's go that way! That way!" Yachiru yelled, sucking a giant lollipop.

"You sure?" Kenpachi asked skeptically. He honestly didn't think that it was actually that way, but who knows? Better to believe the little kid than himself, who would get lost even in a one-way road.

"YEP!" squealed Yachiru. "Baldy-chan and Feather-chan must be there! I know it!"

They, Zaraki Kenpachi and Yachiru, was currently trying- and of course, failing- to find Ikkaku and Yumichika, who walked away by their own who-knows-when.

"Tell me why we're doing this again?" Zaraki grumbled. He had no idea why they were actually in this amusement park in the first place. Because Yachiru was a chairwoman in Shinigami Women's Society and she dragged him into this as if he was a little obedient dog? Possibly. But no.

Little Yachiru was now getting quiet good at tricking her captain into doing whatever she wanted, and she had told bloodthirsty Kenpachi that there was a fight going on in the real world. Of course, being the eleventh division's captain, Zaraki had smirked and charged for the Senkaimon, the gate to the Real World.

And guess what waited for him?

Bunch of weak humans and little wimps smiling and walking around peacefully.

"Yachiru, I thought you said there was a fight waiting for me?" Zaraki said.

"There is, Ken-chan! There is! Now go that way! There's the fight that way!" Yachiru giggled, and pointed to the opposite direction they'd been going so far.

"You sure?" Zaraki asked again.

"Yeah!" Yachiru cheered, and Zaraki took off again in a flash, shoving people who are in his way, and finally skidded to a stop when he encountered another mass of little kids running around with cotton candies and people lining up for rides.

"Now what?"

"Um… that way! That way!" Yachiru pointed with a big grin.

And Zaraki had to stop after a minute, seeing the dead end.

Such routines were repeated for another hour, and they somehow found themselves in a locker room with row of fairy and princess costumes.

"Ah, Ken-chan! Look! Look!" Yachiru shouted in delight. In a flash, she was dressed in a Jack Sparrow costume. A giant hat that practically covered her eyes was plopped crookedly on her head. Her two hands had lost themselves in the long sleeves. Battered-looking pants were literally skirts around Yachiru's waist. With these loose clothing, pink hairs sticking out from the hat, and cupcake frosting around Yachiru's mouth, one could barely tell that she was a pirate, much less a Jack Sparrow.

"What, Yachiru? Now which way should I go?" Zaraki threw down a glance.

"Uh…. Ken-chan! You should dress up, too!"

"You didn't answer my question."

"Dress up, Ken-chan! There's going to be a fight if you dress up!" Yachiru smiled widely. She dashed to the corner of the room, and began pulling out a costume for the eleventh division captain.

OOOOOOOOOO

"How ugly," Yumichika grumbled as he walked beside Ikkaku, who was twirling his gift-shop-sword back and forth. (The security didn't let him take any sorts of sword inside, and it almost cost the poor security guy his life.)

"I mean, the color red would totally match just perfectly with that eye shadow of yours."

"For the hundredth time," Ikkaku gritted his teeth, "It's not an eye shadow. And will you stop going on about the color red?"

"Well, you know it yourself that the neon yellow you're wearing right now is just horrible on your bald- I mean, your style." Yumichika said.

"SHUT UP FOR GOD'S SAKE! This was the only one I had!"

"You could've stopped by her house," Yumichika suggested. By meaning "her", he meant Keigo's sister, who currently had a crush on Ikkaku's bald head.

"Over my dead body," Ikkaku growled, shuddering at the thought of wearing another heart-shaped shirt.

"As I said, it is very unbeautiful-"

"Will you STOP?"

"Maybe in another million years."

"Just look for taichou, will ya?"

"Nah, I don't want to."

"Why?" Ikkaku was starting to get pissed off.

"Who knows where they'll be with their ugly sense of direction?" Yumichika shrugged.

"True. Damn, isn't there any fight around here? Huh?" Ikkaku sighed, thirsty for a fight.

"A fight in this perfectly coordinated place would be ugly," Yumichika mused.

"Will you seriously-"

A sudden happy, lively music filled the park, and everyone stood at the side of the main roads, making a way for….

Parades.

Happy little fairies came out dancing in rows in the front of the parade cars, smiling wide and waving at everyone. Ikkaku and Yumichika glanced at them, and kept walking in the middle. Another set of music poured out of the speakers, and this time a prince and a princess came out, waving their hands to the crowd, and secretly sending vicious glares at Ikkaku and Yumichika, signaling them to get out of the way. Of course, it was a failure.

"Look at how hideous that prince's make up looks like. It totally doesn't go with his blouse-"

"Shut up." Ikkaku spat, getting more annoyed and annoyed from the sudden mysterious appearance of fairy tale characters. "Where's Ichigo anyway? I can use a little swordplay with him right now."

"I don't really care, but it's an unbeautiful thing to do- disrupting his date with Rukia." Yumichika shrugged.

"Is it even a date? Whatever. I just want the freaking fight!"

And that was when another parade car shaped like a pirate ship came out, with a very, very short person with pink hair disguised as Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. "MUHAHAHA!" he- or she- laughed in a squeaky voice that sounded very horribly familiar.

"VICE-CAPTAIN!"

Nothing was more surprising to Ikkaku and Yumichika to see their vice-captain on a parade car, followed by their captain.

Their captain, who was currently in a costume several sizes too small for Peter Pan.

"TAICHOU?"

Naturally, the crowd's eyes darted towards the pirate ship parade car, where small pink-haired Jack Sparrow was licking on an ice cream, and where huge buff Peter Pan with pointy strands of hair sticking out of his green hat held up a long sword, which was currently pointed towards the prince charming of the other parade car.

Ikkaku and Yumichika gulped, and managed to stay on their feet until the dancing fairies came closer and pushed them aside.

Ikkaku hopped up on the parade car. "Taichou, what the heck are you doing here? You're in- a- a- what kind of *insert your cuss word here* clothing is THAT?"

"Ah, Baldy-chan! Here's your costume!" Yachiru said, holding out a Captain Hook costume.

"There's absolutely no way-"

"And then you can fight with other guys over there!" Yachiru pointed to the Prince Charming, who was posing for crowds and cameras with a fake sword on his waist.

"Fight?"

"Yup! Come on, Baldy! Wear it! Oh, and I've got one for you too, Feathers-chan!"

"Vice-captain, you really shouldn't have." No, really, Yumichika thought.

"You should wear it, Feathers-chan!" Yachiru held up an unknown princess dress.

"Uh, vice-captain, I kinda need to go-" Yumichika murmured without glancing at the dress, and when he actually did, "WHERE did you get this? It matches, like, perfectly with my feathers! I mean, if you look at those designed down there it's just wonderfully-"

"Yeah, yeah, blah-blah-blah. Fukutaichou, (A/N It means vice-captain) do we really need to do this?" Ikkaku grumbled as he appeared with pirate clothes and a silver hook on his right hand.

"Now you guys can fight with those guys over there!" Yachiru pointed to the other parade car.

"Yeah? Sweet." Zaraki said, licked his lips, and jumped to the princess parade car, shouting "YARRRRR!"

"Leave the good ones for me, Taichou!" Ikkaku said, and soon followed his captain.

Poor Prince Charming didn't know what was coming.

A/N: I'm really sorry about this chapter. I don't think it was very good and not to make an excuse, but I was busy studying for some upcoming tests. I promise that I'll try to write the coming chapters better. I give my thanks to everyone who actually reads this piece of writing.