A/N: Hello all good reviewers and thank-you for telling me I reapeted it twice! I'm back now with another chapter of... Choosing Fathers :)

Taking Peter to a candy shop was like getting a ADHD kid hyper on sugar a bad idea. Meg watched with embarrassment as Peter, Smoothly without getting caught took the candy from the bins and placed it in his mouth smiling hugely. The stupid thing no one seemed to notice. Trying to forget what she saw Meg walked up to Peter with no intentions of talking about Stan it just came up out of curiously.

"Why do you hate Stan?"

Peter turned around mouth full of candy swallowed before he answered.

"I don't hate him were made to hate each other like Pokemon and Digimon"

Pokemon: Pika Pika!

Digimon: Of course I'm cooler I can talk!

"I'm being serious" Meg said.

Instead of listening to her, he passed her a candy reluctantly she took it and placed it in her mouth just as the owner walked in. The owner looked at Peter and Meg suspiciously but continued walking as Peter tried to hold in laughter. Meg rolled her eyes as she saw him push his luck taking more candy.

"Why don't you just buy the candy you want?" Meg asked.

"Who are you the candy police? Meg you can't get arrested for stealing 5 cent bubble gum"

Meg broke into a small smile shaking her head. "Bubble gum is 15 cents now"

Peter looked at her in shock popping the bubble he was blowing. "Highway robbery! And you wanted me to pay?"

Meg laughed. "Your funny I give you that"

Peter smiled. "Funnier than Stan Thompson anyway"

Stan and Lois sat awkwardly on the couch waiting for one to speak but both remained silent expect for the uneasy so's.

"So" Lois said.

"So" Stan said.

Brian and Stewie sat watching them from the kitchen.

"Look at their sexual tension your going to have a new daddy in no time" Brian told Stewie.

"What the devil are you talking about dog? The vile women is in love with the fatman" Stewie questioned Brian.

Brian laughed. "But Stan is everything Peter isn't, Tall and medium weighted despite having a face like Meg's he's charming and handsome and he seemed to have a glow about him very George Clooney like an you know how Lois felt about him well before he tried to kill her and Peter"

Stewie looked over at Stan and Lois who were now closer on the couch together. "Oh my God Brian you might be right"

Brian's head spun trying to get a closer look at the couch where they were sitting. It had only been a joke to get Stewie upset but as he watched he released his joke was becoming reality.

"This candy is AWESOME" Peter said passing a candy to Meg.

"I know! I don't even care if we get caught" Meg said accepting the candy.

The two laughed foolishly loud enough to cause the owner of the store to hear. Angry, The owner walked up to them with a broom and a few cops to back him up.

"Don't put another candy in your oversized fat mouth" One cop ordered.

"Hey! No one talks to my Meg like that" Peter shouted.

The cop narrowed his eyebrows and looked Peter straight in the eye and with a deep voice said. "We weren't talking about her"

Peter looked at Meg and Meg looked at Peter.

"Aw Crap"

"Let's kiss to break the tension" Lois suggested.

Stan blinked once, twice pretended to clean out his ears and smiled shrugging.

They quickly kiss that was witnessed by Brian. Who Lois saw out of the corner of her eye which caused her to pull apart just as the phone rang. Lois tried to slow down her heart beat as she answered the phone.

"Hello?" She said trying to hide the guilt in her voice.

"WHAT? Oh my God! I'll be right there"

Lois hanged up the phone and immeditleystarted getting ready to leave.

"What's wrong Lois? Stan a bad kisser?" Brian asked dryly.

Lois gave him a look of shock. "No, Peter and Meg are in jail"

Brian laughed as Stan looked serious only making Brian laugh harder.

"If your worried about Meg don't worry she's been in jail before the worst that could happen is that she becomes mean and plots revenge on all the people who did her wrong" Brain told Stan.

Stan gave Brian a worried look while Lois rolled her eyes. "Stan can you drive me to jail?" she asked.

"Why so you can spend even more time with him? Your married Lois start acting like it!" Brian shouted.

Ignoring Brian the two walked out the door leaving him behind with his anger.

Peter and Meg sat in the jail surrounded by awkward silence. Something the Griffin's specialized in.

"So" Peter said.

"So" Meg said.

Peter looked over at Meg, His consent pain in the ass at times with all her annoying whining and teenage mood swings but something hurt Peter just a bit when he saw Meg sitting there ashamed of him. No, He wasn't her father but he was the one who raised her the one who was there for her when she experienced her firsts. That was good enough for him, Placing his hand on her shoulder and took a deep breath.

"For the next few minutes I'm going to be completely honest"

"Huh?"

"You asked at the candy shop why I hate Stan and I'm going to tell you" Peter told her.

Meg's full attention was now on him she had heard Stan's side now is time to hear Peter's.

"Go on"

"I hate Stan because he got your mom pregnant before I did and that she decided to keep the baby which turned out to be a girl when I wanted a boy, But you already know that the truth is I'm incredibly jealous of him, He's always been well weighted, handsome and intelligent I guess I was afraid Lois would run off with him so I have always hated him"

Meg looked at Peter she had never seen this side of him before she wasn't sure how to respond but Peter looked at her waiting for a response.

"But mom loves you"

"Love, Dove, if you gave Lois a choose between Stan or me who do you think she would choose?"

Meg didn't even think twice. "She would choose you no matter with all you have gone through your in this marriage for the long hall"

"Meg?"

Meg rolled her eyes. "Shut up right?"

"Who would you choose?"

Meg looked at Peter hoping to see him burst up laughing and give her a playful wink but he didn't. Instead he sat there with a serious face waiting for a answer that speechless Meg couldn't speak.

"Oh my God! Peter! Meg! Your okay"

Lois opened the jail's door and hugged them both tightly. Then Lois parted looking at Peter sternly.

"What were you thinking Peter? Stealing candy seriously?"

Peter shrugged and winked at the reader.

"What I like candy?"

A/N: Pop quiz: How many times did I write candy and mouth? haha joking but I did write them a lot thanks again for reading :)