Disclaimer: Characters are owned and produced by The Disney Channel and It's A Laugh Productions. I am just borrowing them for these stories. Original characters are owned by the author of this story.
Author's Note: I had another chapter go off and have a mind of its own. They're not in Nashville yet, but they're getting there. By the way, this is an extreme M-rating alert for later on in this chapter… EXTREME.
Back to the Future
Chapter 6
On the Road Again
As Lilly and Miley buckled in for their three hour drive to Nashville, something occurred to Lilly that caused her nose to crinkle in thought. The ever-observant Miley took note of Lilly's contorted facial expression and decided to find out what had the beautiful blonde so perplexed.
"What's wrong Lil? Did you forget something?" Miley asked as Lilly cranked up the car.
"Yeah, I did." Lilly said. "I just remembered that Jenn told me about the kiss the same night we got together. I'm getting old. That just happened six days ago!"
"A lot of stuff has happened in the last six days." Miley said before leaning toward Lilly with a Cheshire cat grin on her lips. "All of it very good as far as I'm concerned." Lilly returned the mischievous grin as their lips met for an erotic kiss. About six seconds into the kiss, a car horn blared behind them startling them.
"JESUS!" Lilly exclaimed as they both looked out of the rear view window to see Luanne behind the wheel of her car and Jennifer sitting shotgun giving them a look of mock disapproval. Seconds later, Miley's cell phone rang.
"Hello?" Miley said.
"You want to slob her down on your own time? You're blocking us in." Jennifer said.
"I'm gonna be nicer to you when I see Luanne lean over and slob you down." Miley shot back.
"Okay, bye!" Jennifer said quickly before hanging up, causing Miley to chuckle.
"That oughta shut her up." Miley said smugly as she snapped her phone shut.
"Do you really think Luanne and Jenn…" Lilly started.
"I wouldn't be surprised." Miley said.
"But Jenn hasn't even come out!" Lilly said as she began pulling out of the circular driveway.
"I don't know. I just get a vibe from them." Miley said. She then switched gears in the conversation. "Babe, are you sure you want to drive?"
"Tennessee is gonna be our home and Mamaw's house is gonna be our home away from home. I need to get used to driving it sooner than later." Lilly said.
"Well, I always get sleepy on long car trips so if I drift off to sleep…" Miley started.
"I'll just glance over every now and then at your thighs. That is why you wore that skirt." Lilly was referring to the jean skirt Miley decided to wear on a day that would reach eighty degrees.
"We've only been together for a few days but let me just tell you that you… are… nasty." Miley said.
Lilly's face lit up as it did when they were teenagers. "Thanks! I was hoping you noticed!" She chirped before pulling out onto the main road.
Instead of using her own signature catchphrase, Miley borrowed from Raven when she mumbled, "Ya nasty", before smiling, reclining her seat and closing her eyes for her nap.
In the other car, Luanne and Jennifer sat through a few minutes of silence as they mentally settled in for the trip ahead.
"So where are we going shopping?" Jennifer asked.
"Uhh… Nashville. Duh." Luanne joked.
"Oh, you've got your smart-ass hat on today." Jennifer said.
"I never take it off." Luanne said with a smile. "Seriously though, when I shop in Nashville, it's all about Opry Mills. I practically live there."
"I had a Mills mall near me growing up." Jennifer said.
"Where was that?" Luanne asked.
"Sunrise, Florida." Jennifer said.
"Ahh! A southern gal just like me." Luanne said.
"We moved to L.A. when I was 12." Jennifer said. "I liked L.A., but I always wanted to move back to Florida one day."
"Well, you're still young. You're what… forty-two, forty-three?" Luanne teased.
Jennifer chuckled. "Are you ever going to not hit me with a wise crack?" She asked.
"Eventually. But you are just too cute when you let your mouth drop open in shock when I say something off the wall." Luanne said.
"Okay. Since I don't feel like tipping through the land mines that part of the conversation would have produced…" Jennifer said causing Luanne to flash a knowing smile. "… you said that you're an accountant?"
"Yeah. For a small company up in Knoxville." Luanne said. "I'm good at numbers. The money's okay and I don't have to work weekends so it's okay."
"My parents always did my accounting for me before I emancipated myself at sixteen." Jennifer said.
"You didn't get along with them?" Luanne said.
"More land mines. Next subject." Jennifer said.
"Okay." Luanne said. "So, do you have a boyfriend back in California? Girlfriend?"
"Are you a land mine expert or something?" Jennifer scoffed before letting out a sigh. "I had a relationship with a guy that went sour not to long before Miley left Jake. I haven't dated anyone since."
"Are you looking?" Luanne asked.
"No. When you go looking for love it usually ends in disaster. True love will come to you if you're patient, smart and lucky." Jennifer said.
"True love. So I guess you believe in soul mates too." Luanne said.
"I do." Jennifer said. "I believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that Miley and Lilly are soul mates. They're like…"
"Peanut butter and jelly." Luanne said.
Jennifer cocked her head to the side and nodded. She was thinking about the same analogy Luanne used. "Yeah. Peanut butter and jelly." She paused for a moment as she looked at Luanne before having a thought about her appetite cross her mind. "Okay, why am I thinking about lunch already?"
"Because you're greedy." Luanne kidded. "We can get something to eat at the mall."
"Can we go to Waffle House? I just went there for the first time yesterday and I fell in love with their hash browns." Jennifer said.
"Wait. You lived in Florida until you were twelve and you never went to Waffle House?" Luanne asked.
"No." Jennifer answered.
"Wow." Luanne said. "So how do you eat your hash browns?"
"Scattered and covered." Jennifer said.
"A woman after my own heart." Luanne said with a smile as she glanced out of the corner of her eye at Jennifer before refocusing on the road.
Jennifer, who was looking at Luanne when she glanced at her, took note of how vixen-like Luanne looked when she glanced at her. She then took a moment to scan Luanne from head to toe as she drove. Luanne was the same height as Miley but was about fifteen pounds heavier. She was slightly more voluptuous than Miley and was not afraid to show it as evidenced by the blouse that she borrowed from Miley being unbuttoned to show her cleavage, the skirt that was equally as short as Miley's and her own kitten-heeled sandals that displayed her perfect French pedicure.
A battle began inside her brain as she began to playback in her mind Miley's observation of Luanne's attraction to her.
"So… Miley told me that you two were nearly identical years ago. Did you change your appearance to keep from looking like her?" Jennifer asked.
"Checking me out, huh?" Luanne asked with a slight purr to her voice.
"Get a grip on reality!" Jennifer said. "Just answer my question, Miss Narcissist!"
"I needed a change." Luanne said. "I wasn't always the devastatingly sexy creature that's sitting here before you."
"And I'm sure you weren't so modest either." Jennifer cracked sarcastically.
Luanne smirked. "I gave myself an extreme makeover. I lost thirty pounds, got Lasik, cut my hair and overhauled my wardrobe."
"Is that when you decided you were a lesbian?" Jennifer asked.
"Who's the land mine expert now?" Luanne then paused. "I didn't decide. I think I was always one. I didn't make some grand announcement or anything like that. I just met somebody and that was that."
"Did you love her?" Jennifer asked.
"Oh, I get it. This is what platonic girlfriends do." Luanne said. "Okay. No. I didn't love her. We had fun. We laughed, we experimented and we got over each other and moved on."
"Did she hurt you?" Jennifer asked.
"Are you interrogating me?" Luanne asked in an irritated tone. For the first time, Luanne's cool demeanor showed a sign of stress.
"I'm just trying to get to know you. That's all." Jennifer said.
It was then that Luanne put the brakes on the conversation and threw up a giant road block. "Look. You're gonna be back in California in a couple of days and will probably never see me again, so let's just enjoy the day of shopping and forget this trying to be BFF's thing that you're doing. Okay?" Luanne said sternly. Jennifer, taken aback by Luanne's sudden change in mood, resisted the urge to shoot back at her and remained quiet for the next few minutes. When she thought that hot spot had settled down, she picked the conversational baton back up.
"You know something; you are just like I was." Jennifer said as she nodded her head. Luanne cut her eyes at Jennifer in a manner that was a cold as it was sexy earlier. "You know what?" Jennifer said as she pulled out her cell phone and dialed Lilly. "Lil, I need to make a pit stop. You two keep going. We'll meet up with you for dinner… Okay, bye." Jennifer then snapped her phone shut. She watched as Lilly passed them on the highway. "Pull off at the next exit." Jennifer ordered.
"Why?" Luanne asked coldly.
"Just pull off." Jennifer lapsed back into her nasty Mikayla mode. At the next exit, Luanne pulled off the interstate and onto a country road. "Stop right there." Jennifer pointed to a clearing at the side of the empty road. Luanne maneuvered her car off to the side of the road and put it in park.
"Why are we stopped?" Luanne asked coldly again. Two seconds later, she saw Jennifer unbuckle her seat belt and come at her, pouncing on her, attacking her neck and face with lustful kisses. "WHAT THE FUCK?" Luanne exclaimed, completely thrown off-guard by the assault. Jennifer then forced her mouth onto Luanne's, shocking her.
Jennifer pulled back as she groped the stunned seductress. "This is what you wanted right?" Jennifer panted as she pawed at and kissed Luanne roughly. "You don't want to get close, right? You just want to have fun and fuck! You don't want a friend! You want a fuck buddy!"
Luanne was going back and forth between being appalled and disgusted and being aroused at the same time. The former began winning out in her head as she began to resist Jennifer's advances. "Stop…it!" Luanne said as she struggled to get the surprisingly strong woman off of her. "Would you… stop it! That's ENOUGH!" Luanne managed to grab Jennifer's wrists and toss her back onto her side of the car. They were both out of breath and panting heavily. "You fucking… LUNATIC!" Luanne scoffed, her eyes blazing with a mixture of anger, arousal and curiosity. Jennifer stared back at her. It was then that Luanne saw something in Jennifer's eyes that terrified her. Ninety-nine percent of people in the world would have been highly offended by what Jennifer had just done inside that car. Luanne, however, believed she understood. "You made your point." She paused. "I'm sorry I snapped at you." Luanne said as she cranked up the car and turned around to head back to the interstate. Five minutes passed before either woman said another word.
"You sounded just like I did a couple of years ago. People like us have to be hit over the head with a sledge hammer to get the message." Jennifer said.
"You could have said that five minutes ago." Luanne said with a hint of humility in her voice.
Borrowing directly from Luanne's dishwashing script the night before, Jennifer responded. "I couldn't help it. You're cuter when you're irritated."
It was an hour and a half into the drive and Miley was sound asleep. Lilly glanced over at Miley and smiled at how peaceful her fiancée looked as she slept. Little did she know that Miley's synapses were providing her with some nocturnal entertainment that was just as stimulating as she had earlier that morning.
(Miley's dream)
There was sexy music playing; the kind of sexy music that you would hear on a late night Cinemax movie or the Playboy Channel. Miley saw herself sitting at the front center table of what appeared to be a gentlemen's club. She noticed that she had glasses on her face. As she glanced at her reflection in a mirror near the stage, she saw that she was wearing a dark business suit with a white blouse opened in a such a way as to reveal her cleavage. Her tortoise-shell glasses were complimented by her chestnut brown mane being pinned up. She looked the part of a conservative business woman.
Out of the corner of her eye, she sees a figure come onto the stage. She turns her attention to that figure and immediately feels a sensation of arousal wash over her. It's her Lilly in white, four and a half inch boots that came up to just below the knee. She had on the shortest white skirt that Miley had ever seen and a bustier top that was so tight and enhanced her in such a way that would make an adult film star take notice.
Lilly began suggestively swaying her hips to the music, never taking her eyes off of her one and only customer. Miley let her eyes roam up and down Lilly's voluptuous form, stopping at a pair of crystal blue eyes that pierced her soul.
"I know you want me." Lilly purred. "Come take me."
As the music hit a crescendo, Miley stood up and slowly walked around to the side of the stage and stepped up onto it.
"Come take me." Lilly purred again as she began the slowest, most erotic strip tease known to man. Miley took several steps forward until she stood directly in front of the object of her erotic fantasy. Lilly then seductively reached up and freed Miley's hair from the clip that was holding it in place. "Take me Miley." Lilly again purred as she took Miley's hand and brought it gingerly to her naked center at the same time she touched Miley causing her to shudder and gasp. "Take me Miley." Lilly breathlessly said.
"Oh God Lilly yes." Miley breathlessly uttered as her body quaked at Lilly's touch.
"Miley." Lilly said breathlessly as Miley continued to touch her. "Miley." Lilly shuddered as Miley touched her.
"Miley."
Miley's eyes fluttered open and noticed that the car was stopped. As she got her bearings, she noticed that they were pulled off on the side of the interstate. She then looked down at her lap and saw that her hand had found its way inside now wet underwear. When she looked over at Lilly, she saw her own hand resting on Lilly's thigh and Lilly with her head leaned back on the headrest with her eyes closed, visibly breathing through her mouth in an attempt to slow her heart rate down.
"Lil?" Miley began.
"You… started touching me about a mile an a half back." Lilly said slowly. "You… wouldn't wake up." Lilly paused, with her eyes still closed. "I… almost came while I was driving." Lilly paused again. "I would have sent us… over the median if I came." Lilly continued to measure her words as Miley looked over at her with a growing lust inside her. "So… I just need… to sit here for a minute… while Miss Kitty calms down… then… we can keep going."
"Lil?" Miley said.
"Yeah?" Lilly answered.
"I hate to do this to you…" Miley said as she closed her eyes. "But I have to come right now…" Lilly bit her bottom lip as her eyes remained shut. "You… owe me from earlier… And if you don't do it… I'm gonna do it myself."
"We're on the side of the interstate." Lilly said softly with a tension in her voice so thick that you couldn't cut it with a meat cleaver.
"You've got about two minutes to find someplace secluded to make me come or I am going to give you and any trucker that passes our car one hell of a show." Miley's voice was dripping with wanton, lustful need.
"That must've been one hell of a dream." Lilly said.
"You, me, a strip club, you in Hannah boots and a skirt that barely covered your ass." Miley said in the same low, measured tone she had been using.
Lilly opened her eyes and lifted her head. "Holy shit." Lilly then threw the car in drive and peeled off of the shoulder kicking gravel and dust into the air as she sped off. The next exit was two miles away and at her rate of speed, she would reach that exit in under a minute and a half.
It didn't take Lilly long to find that secluded place that Miley spoke of. When she did, all hell broke loose inside their car. Lilly aggressively grabbed two handfuls of Miley's hair as she pressed her mouth roughly onto Miley's, making her gasp as she squirmed in the seat. As their frantic kissing bordered on violent, Miley lifted her butt off of the seat as she hiked her skirt up and began sliding her underwear down her lean, toned legs. Lilly was so charged that she couldn't decide whether to touch herself or Miley, so her hands alternated between the two. After Miley successfully removed her underwear, Lilly thrust her hand between Miley's legs and began furiously rubbing to Miley's delight.
"FUCK!" Miley bellowed as Lilly found her mark for the first time. The brown-haired woman rocked her hips back and forth like a woman possessed as Lilly rocked her.
Lilly removed her hand from Miley's center only long enough to begin roughly pawing at bottom of Miley's pullover blouse.
"Lift this… fuckin' thing… up!" Lilly growled as she fumbled with Miley's blouse, pushing it up far enough to expose Miley's red satin bra. Lilly then forcefully moved one of the cups aside and latched hungrily onto Miley's left breast as she thrust her left hand back between Miley's legs, rubbing Miley's clit hard, making her screams of delight flood the car. Miley grabbed the back of Lilly's hair as she sucked on Miley's nipple harder than she had ever experienced before.
"Oh my god I'm gonna fuckin' come!" Miley's profane words spilled out of her mouth with the same intensity that she was being woman-handled. Her squirming and Lilly's rubbing made the car rock from side-to-side as if hurricane force winds were whipping it. Lilly switched breasts, latching on to the other nipple as Miley began to slap the roof of the car with her palm as the stunningly rough sex made all of her self-control disappear. "Oh shit, Lil!" Miley's body then momentarily locked up as a powerful orgasm ripped through her body causing Miley to scream as loud as Lilly had ever heard.
"Come here." Lilly growled in animalistic fashion. Not allowing Miley even a second to recover from her orgasm, the ravenous blonde lost her self-control as she grabbed Miley's torso and pulled her lover over to her side of the car with Miley nearly sitting in her lap. Miley then leaned back and was sprawled across Lilly's lap as Lilly reached down and began fingering Miley roughly again, this time inserting two fingers as Miley screamed and gasped repeatedly.
After a minute or two of this incredibly raw treatment, Miley's body overwhelmed her again as she came so hard when she opened her eyes she saw stars. She violently flailed to upright herself as she recovered from her second orgasm, scrambling to turn herself around to face Lilly and kissing her as roughly and deeply as she possibly could without hurting her. After pulling back from the kiss, she fixed her lips on Lilly's neck as Lilly gasped.
"Fuck the shit out of me!" Lilly growled in as libidinous a way as Miley had ever heard her speak.
"No problem." Miley growled in response as Lilly parted her legs for Miley, who began rubbing Lilly through her underwear. Miley then draped her body across Lilly's to find the automatic seat adjust to push the driver's seat as far back as it would go, while simultaneously pushing the button to recline the seat with Lilly pawing at her the whole time. When she was done, she resumed her intense rubbing of Lilly's clit through the soaked fabric of her panties. Thinking that she couldn't be any more aroused than she was, Lilly was shocked when Miley reached down with both hands and began ripping her panties with her bare hands.
"Holy shit!" Lilly exclaimed as Miley let out a sadistically sexy giggle just before inserting two fingers inside Lilly. The blonde bombshell screamed at the top of her lungs as Miley penetrated her with maximum intensity. Lilly actually began sliding toward the headrest of the reclined seat as Miley fingered her. "Oh god! Miley please! Please!" Lilly screamed. Miley pushed Lilly's blouse up exposing her bra before hooking her thumb underneath the cup and pushing it up exposing Lilly's hardened nipple. Miley then lowered her mouth, sucking and popping the nipple in and out of her mouth, driving Lilly to the point of no return.
"Is this hard enough?" Miley asked in a husky growl.
"Shit 'chea!" Lilly answered quickly as she continued to be overwhelmed by her lover.
"Hard enough for you to come?" Miley asked.
"Unh-huh!" Lilly answered.
"Right now?" Miley countered.
"Unh-huh!" Lilly's last counter would be her last as she released the erotic build up with in her with a blood-curdling scream that would make the raunchiest adult film star blush.
Miley flopped back into her seat, leaving Lilly panting as she lay staring at the headliner of their rental car. They both then closed their eyes for a moment to let what had just occurred soak in. After about two minutes of recovery, Lilly had regained enough composure to speak.
"What… the fuck… did we just do?" Lilly said with exhausted exasperation.
"Something that felt amazing." Miley responded.
"I thought I came hard this morning." Lilly said.
"You did." Miley said.
"You realize that this was probably it for about a week." Lilly said flatly.
"Damn periods." Miley said.
A few moments of silence reigned in the car before Lilly spoke again. "I'm too tired to drive."
"I'll switch with you." Miley said.
"I'm hungry." Lilly said.
"Sex always makes you hungry. We'll stop at the first McDonalds I see off the Interstate." Miley offered.
"Now I really know why you like it rough." Lilly said with a smile.
Miley smiled as she pulled her panties back on and opened the passenger side door. "Stick with me, Kid. There's a lot more where that came from."
About forty-five minutes later, Miley saw Luanne's car about a quarter mile ahead of her. She sped up to get to within a few car lengths of it when she pulled out her cell phone and hit one of her quick dial buttons.
"Hello?"
"Tell my cousin she drives slower than… well I was gonna say Mamaw but Mamaw would dust her!" Miley said, pulling up along side the passenger side of Luanne's car as they drove.
"Miley said you drive slower than a slug slithers." Miley heard Jennifer say to Luanne. Jennifer paused to get Luanne's response. "She said she would tell you to eat her but that's incestuous plus Lilly probably did a good job of it back there. That's why it took you forty-five minutes to catch us."
"You're rubbing off on her. Or is she rubbing off on you? Or did you just rub each other?" Miley teased.
"You are a nasty woman. You know that, right?" Jennifer said. "Eww. I can smell the sex from your car over here. Remind me to put a plastic sheet over the back seat when I get back in and please use some air freshener in there."
"Who's nasty now?" Miley asked.
"Still you. Car sex fiend." Jennifer said. "How much longer till we get to Nashville?"
"About twenty-five minutes." Miley replied. "Are you and Luanne behaving yourselves over there?"
"Well, besides her ogling my thighs every two miles, we're fine." Jennifer said.
"Every four miles, thank you!" Luanne yelled.
"You work fast." Miley said with a smile as she glanced over at Jennifer.
"Whatever. Stop playing around with me. You've got an appointment in an hour. Go!" Jennifer said.
"I'll call you after we're done." Miley said.
"All right babe. Later."
"They haven't killed each other yet?" Lilly asked.
Miley smiled a knowing smile. "No. They seem to be doing just fine."
"A little hypocritical of you to tease Miley about having sex with Lilly in the car considering your lame attempt at copping a feel earlier." Luanne said.
"First of all, it wasn't lame and second of all, you were about ten seconds away from having to clean your seats, sweetie." Jennifer said.
"You're pretty good. I'll give you that. But I'll be prepared next time." Luanne said.
"Next time? No. There won't BE a next time." Jennifer said.
"There'll be a next time. As a matter of fact, you're thinking about it right now." Luanne said confidently.
"I am not thinking about you right now, Luanne." Jennifer emphasized Luanne's name.
"What happened to Tori?" Luanne asked.
"You really want me to call you that? I was kidding." Jennifer said.
"It can be your little pet name for me. And I can call you… Jenny." Luanne said.
"I… am not giving you a pet name and you are NOT calling me Jenny." Jennifer said emphatically.
"Our first real kiss is gonna be so electric…" Luanne teased.
"Just STOP IT ALREADY! JEEZ!" Jennifer exclaimed. For the first time since Jennifer met her, Luanne flashed a smile that appeared to not be contrived and vixen-like. It was a warm, from-the-heart smile that, from Jennifer's observation, changed Luanne's whole appearance. "Now THAT was Tori."
"What?"
"That smile, just now. That was Tori trying to get out." Jennifer said. "The little sniping and smart-aleck thing is cute and all but just be yourself."
"Okay." Luanne said nodding. "If I agree to not be so smart-alecky and sniper-like today, will you consider going out with me tomorrow night?"
"I'm not gay." Jennifer said.
"Just… one date, no false pretenses or anything like that. Just Luanne, the True Hollywood Story." Luanne said.
"I know about lesbians and their straight girl crushes. Six of my best friends are lesbians." Jennifer said.
"And I heard Miley say they were all best friends that fell in love. You can barely tolerate me. Come on. One get-to-know you outing. I'll be a real gentleman, I swear." Luanne said.
"I did say I wanted to try to get to know you." Jennifer paused. "Okay. It's a date, if… you behave today."
"See. I knew you wanted me." Luanne said. Jennifer opened her mouth to say something. "Okay! Okay! That was the last one! That's it. I promise."
"Atta girl." Jennifer said.
Luanne glanced over at the approaching road sign saying that they were twenty miles outside of Nashville. Before returning her gaze to the roadway, she flashed a sideways glance at her passenger, who was staring straight ahead. Remembering Jennifer's joke from earlier about her ogling Jennifer's thighs, Luanne stole a quick glance before bringing her eyes forward again.
"I charge a quarter a look." Jennifer deadpanned before cutting her eyes over at Luanne. "But because I like you, you get that one for free."
Never turning her head to respond, Luanne allowed the warm, genuine smile to creep back onto her face. She had come to the conclusion in her mind that she had finally met her intellectually smart-aleck match. And to her, it felt pretty darn good.
I got a little raunchy there earlier but I figured that there's nothing wrong with a little raunch (I know that's not a word!) between lovers. I promise that they will make it to Nashville. We're gonna focus on Miley and Lilly's house hunting and peek in on Luanne and Jennifer as well as Robby Ray and Kylie.
After a little bit of internal debate, I am dropping two characters you haven't met yet from this story. You won't meet Miley and Lilly's soon-to-be neighbors in this story. You'll meet them next time.
And now, on to chapter seven. See ya soon! PLEASE REVIEW.
