"Riku" the boy replied, still not facing me. "Are you from around here?"

"Nope" I replied.

"In that case, what the hell you doing here?" Riku jumped up and spun in mid-air and had his hand on my throat before I could react, or at least, before I chose to react. I could've easily killed him anytime during that jump but hey, this might get interesting. No point in killing him yet, after all, I do sort of like him. It would be interesting to talk with him. I can't talk to dead people.

You can't, but I can.

Freak.

*Riku*

After grabbing this girl's throat do you know the first thing I did? I thought awe shit Riku you are a bastard. Because I just grabbed the throat of the prettiest girl I had ever met. Dammit. She had straight blond hair that flipped out at the ends and blue eyes that seemed to change shades every time she blinked. She was maybe a little taller than Kairi and definitely was stronger. She was skinny but I could tell that she wasn't the kind of girl who would cornered by a guy against her will. She would beat the crap out of the guy, I could tell, and guess what; I was that guy at the moment. Of course, I wasn't any ordinary guy. She looked at me calmly and then, to my surprise, she smiled.

"Do you usually threaten strangers with their lives or am I just lucky?" she asked me. Oh God her voice was amazing. It was light and sweet and smooth. It seemed to glide on the air to my ears. I was just about to let go of her throat and apologize when pain snapped through my body. I gasped before falling to the ground. Damn that freaking bitch.

*Lauren*

Oh that's cold.

That freaking IDIOT! Who the hell does he think he is?

I'm guessing Riku.

SHUT UP!

Ok so I was pissed. He just cusses at me and grabs my throat like I'm a freaking- well that doesn't happen to anything or anyone except me.

I can't believe you hit him there. He's probably a girl now.

I think he died.

He's all curled up and stuff. Is he breathing?

I don't care. Fucking bastard.

Now we are on the same page.

I smirked. She was obviously rubbing off on me since seeing Riku on the groaning (he is alive after all) in pain made me smile. I bent down and rested my arm gently on his shoulder. The rest of me was alert, ready for him to strike out at me.

"Now we are both even." I said pleasantly, keeping my voice calm and even.

"Son of a bitch." Riku groaned

"Actually I'm a girl." I said with a smile. Riku looked up at me and grudgingly smiled.

"So you knee me, uh, there and then start joking?" I nodded.

"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?" I couldn't help it. Seeing Riku freaking out like that just…cracked me up! I laid my head on his elbow and laughed until he hit me over the head.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" he demanded.

"I'm sorry. Seeing you freak out like that is just too funny!" I smiled my award-winning smile before standing up and offering him my hand.

Just make it fast, I don't want you wasting any more time.

Huh? What are you talking about?

You always smile like that before you kill someone. I think you got it from me.

Well I'm sure as hell not gonna kill him! Yet.

*Riku*

Stop laughing before I die inside. I silently begged. Her laugh was so perfect. Thank God I wasn't a love at first sight person because a) that would suck and b) I'd be in big trouble. This girl was fast, I never even saw her knee coming until my almost sex-change occurred. Her eyes are too distracting. She finally stopped laughing before getting up and offering me her hand. I wasn't sure I could take any more contact with this girl at the moment so I shook my head.

"And risk you injuring me any more? Hell no I will get up myself." She laughed before dusting herself off and leaning back against the sideways tree that Sora, Kairi, and I usually sit/lean on. She laughed again. Dammit can I move now? Yes feet I am talking to you now MOVE! I stood up doing my best not to groan. Yeah that's gonna be sore in the morning...and a few mornings after that. I walked over to her and flipped over the tree so I was no longer facing her. I managed to calm down a bit and managed to establish that I wouldn't date this girl yet, but she was amazing. I wanted to know more about her first.

"Show off" she muttered before flipping over the tree as well. It seemed completely natural for her. I wonder what it looked like for me. Oh do I really even care?

*Lauren*

He seems nice. I officially hate him.

You are not a people person. I'm gonna talk to him more.

Yes, so I can come up with more reasons to want to kill him!

Killing isn't always the answer you now.

And you believe that shit?

Nope.

"So Riku…can you tell me bit about yourself?" Pretty quickly I realized how bad of an idea that was.

"Well I've spent the past year and a half saving the worlds from darkness." Riku replied like it was a totally normal thing that happened to everyone.

Oh no.

What. Did. He. Just. Say?

Awe shit of all the people in the freaking worlds it HAD to be HIM!

Oh I am going TO FUCKING MURDER HIM!

Dammit.

*Riku*

"And I've also been through to the other side of Kingdom Hearts. My friends and I saved the worlds from darkness twice and we also did some stuff with Kingdom Hearts too. It's kind of hard to explain though. We also defeated Xehanort's Heartless and everyone member of Organization XIII." I finished smugly, smiling as her mouth dropped.

"Ha-ha I guess you've heard of me then. Yeah I suppose I am kind of a legend. Maybe you would like to apologize for kneeing me now?" Yeah I know, I put it on a little thick. I watched Lauren's face turn pale and a scared look come into her eyes. What did I do?

"Are you ok?" I asked, worried I'd done something to offend her. I raised up my hand to put it on her forehead when her hand shot out suddenly and grabbed my wrist, squeezing it painfully.

"Don't. Touch. Me." she said, her voice deadly.

*Lauren*

Relax please!

How can I fucking relax when that god damn bastard is right I front of me! He and that freaking spiky haired son of a bitch are the two who messed up MY WORLD! They completely screwed up the darkness! Everything is a mess all because of them! MY DOMAIN is complete chaos because these damn idiots had to go and be heroes! I'm going to kill him and his stupid friends! I'm going to destroy the whole freaking island! And I am going to do it NOW! I may not understand love but I now hatred and pain and revenge. I know them better then anything else. This island had better say its prayers because it is going burn. In. HELL! Starting with this silvered haired bastard right here in front of me.