Hi again sorry I didn't put a note on my last chapter (I forgot). So anyways I know have 5 reviews! (Thank you very much!)(Hooray!) So sorry I was gone for week but I'm hoping to get another chapter after this one up in a day or two to make up for the time I was gone. Enjoy!

*Fury*

A trip to the realm of darkness is always so refreshing.

For you anyways

"Well whatever. Should I bore you with usual we are the same person speech?" I asked, choosing to speak out loud that way the spiky brunette, whatever his name was, Sory or Sonny or Saro or whatever, would know that we were there. It was 1:00 in the morning and he was still manning the controls like a good little captain. It was ironic how the kid who acted like he was 5 years old with the IQ of a 2 year old would be the so called leader of this mission

"Hey Saro we are back!" no response…at all…whatsoever.

"Maybe he's asleep?" Lauren said.

"If he's asleep then how is he driving huh my little blond friend?" Lauren rolled her eyes. Axel and me/her/us went way back but we had both forgotten how annoying he was sometimes. Axel stepped through the dark portal just before it faded and he clearly came into view. Besides the fact that he was transparent he looked just about the same. Red hair that had probably never been brushed it was so impossibly spiky-bed head was the only logical conclusion, or tubes and tubes of hair gel, emerald green eyes that probably were caused by contacts- could Nobodies even wear contacts? And then there were those bizarre markings under his eyes. At the sound of Axel's voice Whatshisname whipped his head around.

"Axel" he said excitedly, and for a moment I could see the Roxas side of him take control, literally. I have never regretted my eyes, ever. Like I give a damn what color they are they are as useful as hell.

And what is the use of hell?

Do seriously want me to tell you?

No I don't

"Hey Sora and Roxas! My little buddy, err, buddies" Axel said, momentarily confused at the strange prospect of a whole person, complete with Nobody and all.

"Axel you sound like you are talking to a few little kids!" Lauren said with a laugh

"Oh but I am" he replied with a grin. Axel's humor was the one thing that I hadn't forgotten.

"Hey how are you smiling? You don't have a heart yet do you?" Whatshisname who apparently was named Sora/Roxas asked. Well that's pretty straightforward. I can practically see Roxas jumping up and down.

"You should let Roxas become his own person before he pees himself" I advised Sora. He looked confused. So he is as stupid as he looks.

He's been united with his Nobody for months and he doesn't even know how to separate himself from him.

That's the first thing you taught me.

Because who wants to be you all the time?

Ouch. Haha-wait why am I laughing? I don't laugh. I hate being around people with real emotions. So now we are one big happy, well, unhappy family. Great

"Just close your eyes and let him go." Lauren told Sora. Sora did what she said and slowly a boy emerged from him, transparent at first but he eventually solidified into a person, err, Nobody…with a heart. So then he's a….?

This so called Roxas had blondish hair that was styled impossibly, more bed head and/or hair gel probably, with blue eyes that matched Sora's, and a smiling face that bothered me.

"Axel…." The boy said happily. They high fived but when their hands met Axel sort of faded and then came back, like his body had just gone through a power surge or something.

"I guess the reunion will have to wait. Axel and Riku need to become one person soon or Axel will just fade away again."

"Ok see you later buddy." Roxas said with a wave, before fading back into Sora's body.

"That was weird… hey your transparent!" Sora said pointing at Axel frantically. Wow. Just wow.

"Thank you for your insight genius because we never would've figured it out on our own" I said with a roll of my blood red eyes.

"Hey I'm tired ok! I've been steering this ship for hours waiting for you guys so I could put it on auto pilot! Plus its 1:00 in the morning!"

"It's not that late" I said with a wave of my hand

"Easy for you to say since you never sleep!"

"How do you know that?" I asked sharply, I don't recall mentioning that in my little speech.

"I told him" my blond other half said.

"Anything else you left out?" Sora asked angrily. Oh stop male PMSing!

"Actually yes" I told him, enjoying the look that crossed his face.

"Like what?" he asked cautiously

"I'll just tell everyone tomorrow so I don't have to explain it ten times" I told him. He just shrugged.

"Ok next stop Riku's room!" Lauren said "By the way- where's our room?"

"With Riku" Sora said uncomfortably

"With who?" Lauren asked angrily

"Well you see there are three rooms that have bunk beds and one room with a one large bed- for the captain of the ship. I'm the official captain and the door does an automatic eye scan to be sure it's actually the captain before opening the door. I was going to just bunk with Riku since you were the extra girl and I figured you should have your own room."

"Go on" I told him, raising an eyebrow.

"Well I can't get the door to change its scanner to match someone else's eyes so it'll only let me in and out of the room"

"Oh for the love of God" I yelled. This is so stupid and annoying! The stupid idiot is a Keyblade Bearer and he can't even figure out how to re-program a stupid door?! Ugh I hate people!

"So you're telling me that we have to share a room with Silver Haired Bastard because you can't figure out how re-program a damn door?!" I yelled. Sora nodded nervously. "Great. This is just fucking great!" I said hysterically. I wasn't sure why it was bothering so much but then I realized I wasn't the half that was so bothered.

What are you being shy? Speak up

But you're doing such a great job already….

Whatever

"Well where is our effing room then?" I asked angrily

"Down the hall second door on your right" Sora said before turning around and switching the ship onto autopilot.

"You should get some sleep too Sora" Lauren advised him

"I will it just takes a minute or two for the ship's auto pilot to fully kick in" he explained

"Whatever, come on Axel" Lauren said before turning to head down the hall. I took about two steps before Sora called out my name, like me specifically.

"While you were in the realm of darkness how many Heartless did you slay, if any at all?" he asked me

"5,000 neoshadows exactly, and 6,000 shadows" I replied, his eyes looked worried. You better be ready for us you stupid idiot. I turned around and followed Lauren and Axel down the hallway. At the second door on our right Lauren stopped, there was a small speaker. Lauren pressed the record button and said her name into it, hesitantly, like she wasn't sure if that's what she was supposed to do. It apparently was because the door chimed a computerized Welcome and the silver door slid open. The room was small, with a bunk bed against the right side of the room and a closet stretching across the entire left side. There was a line drawn down the middle of the closet. I sniffed the air; the smell of Sharpie was still pretty obvious.

Someone likes their privacy

Someone needs to stop acting like a little girl, suck it up and deal with it!

You're talking about Riku right?

No. I'm talking about Silver Haired Bastard

Of course.

"Well I guess we better wake him up then" Lauren whispered. I pushed a button and the door behind us slid shut. The room was a bit darker but the light of the distant worlds that we traveled by left a dim light in the room. Of course, I could make out everything in the room perfectly. Lauren held out her hand.

"He would have a panic attack" she whispered when I raised my eyebrow. That's exactly what I want to happen. Nevertheless, I grabbed her hand and felt myself fade into her body. Once we were one person again we/me/her/I turned to Axel.

"We aren't going to be waking him up gently and quietly are we?" I asked anxious for the answer that I knew was coming.

"Oh hell no" Axel said mischievously, his eyes glinting in the dim light.

'Well I can't argue with the Nobody of the guy who we are about to wake up." I said with a small smile. Axel summoned up his chakrams. Oh this'll be good.

Yeah sorry- this one was a bit shorter than my last one (well my last one was my longest so naturally it would be shorter). Ooohhh what is Axel gonna do to poor Riku? I'm pretty sure I already know but am welcome to suggestions! (If I use your idea I will put that in my authors note) Review please!