Only a quickie :) I gots another one coming soonish hopefully (If anyone cares :P).. but this one just got stuck in my head!
Enjoy!
"Oh Sprits! Help, someone HELP!" The shrill sounded that of a female child.
"What, what is it?" A concerned voice replied.
"IT'S A SPIDER! How can you NOT see it?"
A brief pause.
"Are you kidding me?"
"JUST KILL IT PLEASE!"
"I can't even see it!" a snicker.
"BUT IT'S RIGHT THERE!"
"Would you just calm down before you kill yourself, worse yet break the table to standing on."
"IT'S HUGE! IT. WILL. EAT. ME."
"It would eat you? But it's alright for me to kill it?"
"Well.... you're big a-and strong and brave and, and... JUST KILL IT,"
Another pause.
"You're serious?"
"YES TOPH IM SERIOUS, NOW KILL IT."