Chapter 4
Rapunzel, Rapunzel...
Disclaimer: Oh, do we have to go through this again (sigh) Alucard you do it...
Alucard: (growling) Why do I have to do it mortal? (picks Mitt by scruff of her shirt)
Mitt: because I told you to, and if you don't want to die then you will do as I say (in a bored tone)
Alucard: (laughing his head off) and you think you can kill me?
Mitt: Yes (moves hands onto his hand, which is holding her up and sends a jolt of electricity down his arm), I can do that (looking down at the red lump still hissing on the floor boredly), try not to stain the carpet Alucard, I've just had it cleaned.
Kagome: I'll do it! MittknightDr doesn't own Hellsing or Inuyasha!
Mitt: There you have it people...
"Did I do good?" asked the girl, looking up expectantly at her Master as she skipped back up to him. That was when everyone noticed that the two vampires in front of the girl were in some sort of purple translucent bubble.
"What is this?" asked her sire interested in the bubble that surrounded him and Seras.
"It's a barrier Master, so that I don't accidentally purify the two of you..."
"'Accidentally purify'?" enquired her master quirking an eyebrow with interest.
"Yeah, cause you know I'm not really fully tapped into my power so it sometimes goes berserk whenever I try to use it..." confessed the girl shrugging her shoulders.
"Oh... fair enough... do you mind letting us out now?" asked the Nosferatu after a time of consideration.
"All right." Said the girl touching the barrier, and breaking it.
"Well, I suppose we should check if there is anything undead left in that building shouldn't we?" Looking at the building then at his little fledgling.
"No need, there's no dark aura surrounding the building anymore, so I don't think there's a need."
"You're right... Well, I suppose we better tell Integra about your powers... how are you feeling by the way? Any sign of dizziness from overuse of powers?" Looking at his 'princess' with concern.
"No, but would you introduce me to my 'sister'?" Looking at the blond vampiress with interest.
"I'm Seras, who are you?"
"Kagome, so are you my 'sister'?"
So innocent and pure, I wonder why master sired her... thought Seras, eyes still locked at the rubies that held hers.
"I so happened to sire her because she interested me..." said an annoyed Master vampire, who obviously heard the police girl's thoughts, instantly breaking Seras from her thought and ruby gaze.
"Oh..."
"Yes, oh. Would SOMEONE like to tell me WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE?" screamed Pip after getting over the initial shock.
He was only met with the giggle that ensued from the young girl who was looking at him with bright ruby eyes.
"And just what do you find so funny? Just who are you anyway? And why were you with Mister Alucard? Are you another vampire?" practically screeching at the girl who was still trying to hold in her giggles. But after he said that it was too much, she started to roll on the floor with laughter, laughing at a joke no one understood. Her laughter soon resulted in tears of laughter, which was soon joined with the maniacal laughter of the Undead King, who obviously read her mind to see what was so funny.
Soon the two vampires where gasping on the dirt after a good 15 minutes of laughing. With the Wild Geese nearly wetting their pants, they've never seen such a sight of two vampires rolling on the floor shaking with obvious laughter blood tears in their eyes.
"Hah... You sure are one to brighten up my day, princess. Who would've seen the relation between Pip and... and..." the vampire stuttering before both vampires started to laugh all over again at the expression on Pip's face.
"Oho... Oho... This is too priceless..." the Nosferatu said, after gaining his composure again, wiping tears of laughter from his face.
By this time most of the Wild Geese were looking at their Captain for some support, still shocked and shaken at the sudden outburst.
"Well, are you going to tell me or not? Who are you?" Looking at the pair who was slowly getting up, supporting each other.
"I'm Kagome (giggle), I'm Master Alucard's new fledgling (snort), nice to meet you Captain Bernadette...(chortle)" Looking at her shoes, as if trying to avoid looking at him.
"What's the matter with you? Why aren't you looking at me?" asked a confused and gradually blushing Captain.
"Well, because if I look at you, I'll probably die laughing, not that that's possible..." Still looking at her shoes.
"Why do I look funny?" demanded the Captain, suddenly self-conscious.
"Not entirely, its just that your hair of yours reminds us of someone..." the Nosferatu managed to get that far out before both started to giggle and laugh maddeningly.
"Ok... this is getting pretty old. What does my hair remind you of?" turning to Seras and holding his braided hair up in her face.
"Um... Let's see, long gold hair..."she muttered before she too started to laugh hysterically.
"What is this? A vampiric virus?" screamed the Captain finally losing it.
It seems like the Wild Geese soon caught on too, as they too started to shake from laughter, obviously catching on. Now a frustrated Pip went to the last resort, he went to the van pulled out a phone and called the Ice Queen.
"Hello?" answered thee dull voice of the Ice Queen on the other line.
"Answer me, Sir, who does my hair remind you of?"
"What? Why are you asking me about this now?"
"Because the Wild Geese and the vampires are all laughing their heads off when they see my hair. The Draculina said something about long golden hair before starting to laugh too."
When Integra was considering this, Pip grew quite anxious as silence started to come from the other side of the line.
"Sir?" he said concerned, this was met with hysterical laughter ensuing from the other side of the line.
"Hahahaha... ha ha... Ah, Kagome, you sure are quite the girl... Who would've thought of Pip as... as..." That was as far as the Director of the notorious vampire slaying organization has gotten, before she too started to lose her fight against her laughter.
"That's it! I'm going straight to the source!" growled a very confused and frustrated French Captain, after hanging up on the Ice Queen and stomping up to Kagome who was still laughing on the ground.
"Girl, tell me who I look like now, if you don't want to have your head filled with silver bullets." Snarled the Captain voicing his obviously empty threat, though still pointing the gun at her head.
"All right, all right, don't get your panties in a knot, you remind us of Rapunzel!" after sobering up at the threat of death... well a second death that is.
"What?! Rapunzel? What in the blazes made you think that I look like Rapunzel?!" screeched the Captain obviously still not catching on.
"Your hair... you know Rapunzel had long golden hair..." waving her hand to elaborate and to try to make him connect the two things together.
"Oh... I guess I kinda get it now..." sighed the Captain.
"And we need to go, my dear, Master is calling us." Interrupted the tall Nosferatu, finally able to recover from his previous laughing fit.
"The Sir?"
"Yes, we'll leave you to clean up, as always Draculina." Said the Nosferatu standing to his full height and towering over his older fledgling while picking up Kagome.
"All right, Master..." replied Seras, looking with concern at the vampiress in her Master's arms.
"Don't worry about me, Seras, if Master tries anything, I'll just purify his butt." Assuring her sister after seeing her watch her in concern.
Their master snorted at that, "Like you can," scoffed Alucard before the two disappeared into the ground and into Integra office, startling Integra and Walter, who were standing next to where they materialised.
"I hope you had a pleasant trip, Miss Kagome, Master Alucard." Greeted Walter after regaining his composure.
"Yeah, it was pretty good, but I'm hungry now... Do I have to drink blood?" asked the vampiress, looking up at her Master.
"Yes, don't even try to eat or drink human food, it'll make you go sick." Answered her sire seriously.
"All right, where is it? I'm starving." Looking expectantly at her sire, who was looking at her with an odd look on his face.