Chapter 18
The Blind Date...
Mitt: I'm Sorry!
Sesshoumaru: There, there... Its all right, you were sick, no one here blames you for not updating...
Mitt: But... But... I left you! And, next week I might not be able to update!
Hellsing and Inuyasha crew: WHAT?!
Sesshoumaru: Why not?
Mitt: I have a... an... arrangement...
Sesshoumaru: Set up by who?
Mitt: The school...
Sesshoumaru: -turning to the Hellsing and Inuyasha crew- Then let us bow out and turn to the school, to satiate our bloodlust!
Mitt: No! Wait! Don't! I know I don't own any of you guys, but, please, let this one fly!
"You know my son?" Lady Yuma asked confused by the sudden outburst. Looking back and forth from the vampiress to her son. "Sesshoumaru?"
"You know me and my name, yet I do not remember you, vampire." Sesshoumaru stated as he watched the two vampires warily. Indeed he never has met vampires, in his 100 years. Though the vampiress did look a bit familiar. To him she was beautiful beyond belief. She was wearing a black kimono with blood red petals on the borders and a dark red obi with black petals. It stopped at her mid thigh, showing her markings that she had on her legs. Her wings and tail were twitching agitatedly as she looked in shock from Lady Yuma and then back to Sesshoumaru.
"Sesshoumaru... I do believe I have heard you say that name, Princess, when was it... Oh yes you said that he was the Ice-" Alucard started to state, but was quickly cut off when Kagome quickly turned around and covered his almost offending mouth with her hand.
"You were saying, Lord Alucard?" Lady Yuma said, waiting for the continuation to that statement, she was very curios on what people think of her son, and she was getting the feeling that she knew what he was about to say.
"Nothing, nothing, he wasn't saying anything were you, Father." Kagome quickly said glaring blessed daggers at Alucard.
"Actually I was saying that Kagome said that he was-"
"You wouldn't want to repeat the fight that we had a few days ago, would you, Father? I have a lot of purification energy I have to release, and I think I have found the perfect target." Kagome hissed in Romanian at Alucard, effectively stopping his tongue at the thought of the near-death experience repeating itself.
The two demons were looking very amused as the girl, who was actually quite small was making the much taller and formidable looking vampire look like he was about to have a heart attack.
That was when Sesshoumaru, finally recognised the vampire, at hearing her name, Kagome. He looked at her in shock and disbelief.
Wasn't the miko supposed to be kidnapped by vampires?
Well, duh! Obviously she was!
She is a vampire!
And a really hot one, too!
She is one of the most deadly demons in this world...
Makes it seem so much more sexier, doesn't it Sesshoumaru?
...
Lady Yuma, finally realizing the shocked state that her son was in, tried to gain his attention by waving her hand in front of his face, but to no avail. She sighed and decided to do the smartest thing a mother would do in this situation, being a devious mother that is looking for a mate for her son, and thinks that she has found one, that is. So she made a snap decision and grabbed Kagome on her shoulders, abruptly twirled her around, so that she lost her balance, and quickly pushed her in Sesshoumaru's direction, who was still looking at Kagome, as if she was a ghost.
Sesshoumaru, unfortunately, didn't snap out of his stupor until it was too late and so wasn't able to stop Kagome from crashing straight into him and so causing him to lose his balance, causing him to fall. And so that was how it happened, Kagome fell on top of Sesshoumaru and Sesshoumaru fell underneath Kagome, thankfully, though, Sesshoumaru didn't have his sword nor his armour, this makes Kagome luckier, as he practically never takes it off, even in his castle, except of course when he is sleeping or bathing. (Feel free to drool.)
Alucard and Lady Yuma found this thoroughly amusing started to laugh. While Sesshoumaru and Kagome was left to look at each other embarrassedly and untangle themselves.
Kagome's thoughts were whirring when she fell on top of Sesshoumaru, they were about the lines:
Shit! I just fell on top of the Ice Prince.
Yeah, and feel that muscle on his chest.
Wow! You're right! He's even sexier than Inuyasha! No, wait! I can't believe I just said that!
And even without my probing too... Our little Kagome is growing up!
I can't believe that Lady Yuma and Father set us up!
But aren't you glad that you're a Nosferatu, now?
Yeah, I can kick his ass, this time!
And what a sexy ass!
Wha... Bu... SHUT UP!
Sesshoumaru's thoughts were around about the lines of:
Oh... Shit.
Man! Sess! She's freaking hot, dude!
Excuse me?
Oh my God! She's so soft too!
Can we get back to the present situation? The fact that I'm lying underneath her has no effect on you whatsoever?
Of course it does! We are the luckiest male on the freakin' universe, man! We just had a beautiful babe fall on top of us!
She is Kagome!
I know! And now, she is so in our league! Man! Tell Mother that we'll definitely take her as our mate!
I'll not force her into anything if she doesn't want it.
...
Kagome and Sesshoumaru was frozen on the spot for a few seconds staring dazedly at each others eyes, trying to wrap their fizzed out brains what has just happened.
"Hello? If you two lovebirds won't mind getting up, I would like to show Lord Alucard and Kagome where they shall be staying." Lady Yuma giggled as she saw the dazed look on their faces.
Finally blinking back to the present moment, Kagome looked up into the amber eyes of the demon lord. "Um... Sesshoumaru, if you wouldn't mind, letting me go now... So that I can get of off you..." She said, indicating to the strong arms encircling her waist.
Sesshoumaru's head was wheeling with the scent of her on top of him. Seeing that Sesshoumaru was making no move of releasing her, she decided to do the next thing, which was teleport out of his arms and next to her smirking Father, who was soon eating dirt from the back hand that sent him sprawling 10 meters from where he was standing.
"Next time... Next time you ever try to do that again, consider yourself a permanently dead, unanimated vampire! I can't believe you just set us up!" Kagome stormed as she started to walk to her Father who was still firmly implanted into the ground.
"Kagome, once you've stopped raving to your Father, would you like to join my son and I for tea?" Lady Yuma asked, grateful that she wasn't in the line of fire of Kagome's rage.
"Of course, Lady Yuma, I would love to join you and Sesshoumaru for tea. Where will we have it?"
"Jaken! Have tea ready in the main garden."
"Of course, my Lady." Jaken squawked, then as he turned around he saw Kagome who proceeded to beat the crap out of Alucard as he said "I can't wait to find out how many children you two will have, Princess." In Romanian.
"Human! What are you doing in the Lord's private gardens?" Jaken screeched as Kagome proceeded to beat her Father into a bloody pulp.
"You! Don't you dare call me a human again! You'll do well to remember that!" Kagome yelled, turning on Jaken.
See, one thing that Alucard didn't find out during their little 24 hour training session, is not to get his Daughter pissed off, because now, she was really pissed off, and in her true form.
Her eyes were blazing red and her tail and her winds twitched agitatedly as she moved closer to the now whimpering toad her aura was flaring so brightly with anger that everyone could see her practically covered in crimson flames. The two demons were actually backing away very slowly, afraid that they might get hit in the crossfire. Kagome growled menacingly at Jaken, flashing her long canines. The shadow around her feet was dancing about her ecstatically. Then without warning one of the tendrils grabbed hold of Jaken's foot, twirled him around in the air a few times, before finally letting him fly through the air. Kagome watched with satisfaction as the green blur went farther and farther in the horizon.
Lady Yuma whistled in appreciation, "Wow... That's farther than anyone's ever made him go before! You just set a new record!"
"Great... So whose record did I trample over?"
"Huh? Oh, Sesshoumaru's."
"Really? Oh well, that's to bad Sesshoumaru, maybe better luck next time." Kagome said, patting Sesshoumaru on the shoulder, then walking into the hall following the Lady.
Sesshoumaru stared at the shoulder that Kagome touched then back at her retreating form, then he looked at her 'Father' who looked at him with a knowing smile before patting his shoulder and saying one word that summed the experience he just had: "Women."
In the lobby with the Queen...
"Integra... What is this that I hear about you acquiring a new vampire? Why was I not informed of this?" The Queen demanded as Integra entered the room and sat in one of the seats opposite the Queen.
"My Queen, the Vampiress that you talk off is not officially part of Hellsing, therefore there was no reason to trouble Your Highness about her existence... yet." Integra said smoothly. She knew that she was in dangerous waters now. If she told her that Alucard had managed to get a new fledgling without her consent, the Queen would think that her control over the organization was slipping, the Crown would tolerate no more slip-ups.
"Really? And pray tell, when was she turned?" The Queen asked slyly. She was not angry at this new predicament, instead she was quite happy with it, from what the reports say, this new vampire was very strong indeed, stronger than Alucard himself. No, she would not dispose of such an asset as yet; she would mould the new vampiress into a guard for the Royal Family. Yes, she would serve under the Queen, and only under the Queen, not under the command of an organization so loosely tied to the British monarch.
"The girl was turned before Alucard came into this family, my Queen. It was only recently that she came across Alucard again." Integra could see the greedy gleam in the Queen's eye. Yes, she had wondered when the Queen would force Integra to give up Seras or Alucard to be a personal guard for the blue-blooded. Yes, but she was there to stop that, these people, as experienced as they were did not have the will power to control one of the Midians. And she would not let them; take the most valuable asset that the Hellsing family has stumbled upon since Alucard.
"How, interesting... So Alucard is her Sire?" The Queen asked after deliberating for a moment. It was a shame that this vampire would not be able to be used as a bodyguard, but with luck, there will still be hope, only if she could meet the Midian, then she could try to convince it.
"Yes, my Queen, and I regret to inform you that your Highness will not be able to meet either of them today, they are currently out on a mission."
"A mission?"
"Yes, of the utmost importance."
The Queen pursed her lips. "Very well. We shall leave this discussion for yet another day when your new vampire can join us. However, Integra, if I am not informed of anything like this again, I assure you that the results will not be pleasant."
"As you wish Your Highness."
With that said, the Queen swept out of the lobby, and went. Integra sighed in relief as she saw the limousine drove out of the gates of the manor. I just hope that Alucard and Kagome aren't causing mischief wherever they are. And let's just hope that Alucard doesn't forget to make a coffin for his Daughter.
The Inu-gang, meanwhile are reeling with shock and... nausea?
It had been a few days since Kagome's disappearance and only 48 hours since Kikyo has joined the group. And so far she has managed to drive everyone up the wall, except for Inuyasha.
"Come on! We need to get the Shikon shards! Let's get moving you guys!" Inuyasha hollered as he walked up to Kaede's hut, after the little private talk that He and Kikyo had.
"Inuyasha, how many times do I need to repeat this? We are not going anywhere until we find out about Kagome!" Miroku said calmly, voicing Sango, Shippou, Kirara and his thoughts.
"You need to forget about my reincarnation, monk. She is as good as dead." Kikyo said coldly.
"We weren't talking to you, dead bitch! Why are you even here anymore, finding Kagome is now our top priority!" Sango snarled as she stood up.
"Don't you guys get it? She is dead! She will not be coming back! Get over it!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Really? I've only been gone for a few days and this is how you worry for me Inuyasha? Its nice to know who my real friends are." A figure said from the hut's doorway.