Author's note: Bold = Sam, Italics = Kurt.

"Now, I'd like to introduce our newest glee club member, Sam Evans!" Mr. Schuester said as Sam came into the choir room making a corny reference to a Dr. Seuss book.

Kurt shared a smirk with Mercedes, even though Sam had told him not to tell anybody about them, he couldn't not tell his best friend about his first boyfriend. "I told you he'd join," he told her as Mr. Schue went on to rant about duets.

"Whatever white boy," she said, defeated, and they both went on to listen to Mr. Schue.

"So I'm making this a competition," he said, "and the winners get a free dinner at Breadstix!" Everybody got excited over this; Breadstix was the best place in town. Sam quickly turned around and winked at Kurt, Kurt nodding back.

Afterwards, Kurt and Sam were walking in the halls discussing song choices. "Maybe a slow duet?" Sam suggested.

"Actually, I was thinking a fast one," Kurt said. "'My First Kiss' sound good?"

"Oh, I love that song!" Sam exclaimed. "Where should we rehearse?"

"It is after hours and nobody's in the hallway," Kurt stated. "We can do it here?

"Definitely," Sam said as Kurt got his iPod out and selected the song. Sam started with the 3OH!3 part as they began walking down the hallway.

"My first kiss went a little like this:

-smooch- and twist,

-smooch- -smooch- and twist.

Getting ready, Kurt came in with the Ke$ha part.

Well my first kiss went a little like this:

-smooch- and twist,

-smooch- -smooch- and twist.

They turned the corner, their gazes locked on each other.

I said no more teachers and no more books,

I got a kiss under the bleachers hopin' that nobody looks,

Kurt took Sam's right hand with his left.

Lips like licorice, tongue like candy,

Excuse me miss, but can I get you out your –"

"What's going on here!" Sue Sylvester yelled as she walked out of her office. The two singers stopped immediately and let go of each other's hands; Kurt paused the song still playing on his iPod.

"Uh, just rehearsing for Glee club, ma'am," Sam said, blushing.

"Oh, so you're the new kid Schuester was talking about during lunch." She eyed him up and down. "You should stop dying your hair. It's not natural."

"I… don't dye my hair."

"You keep believing that. Now, if I catch you or any other glee-clubbers singing in the halls again, I'll be sure to notify Principal Figgins." She then pushed the two apart and turned the corner.

Sure she was out of hearing distance, the two began talking. "That was strange," Sam said.

"That's Ms. Sylvester for you," Kurt said. "And since she brought it up, are you absolutely sure you don't dye your hair? There's no way that occurs naturally."

"No! Of course not!" Sam said, blushing once more. Even though he did, he wasn't ready to tell Kurt just yet.

"If you say so," Kurt said, taking his boyfriend's hand once again as they started going towards the student parking lot.

"We sounded pretty good back there, didn't we?" Sam said.

"Yeah, it needs some polishing though. It needs to perfect if we want that dinner." They were now outside where the few remaining cars were parked. They kissed before getting into their respective cars, and promised to call each other that night. While driving home, Kurt couldn't help but think how well his life was going.

After talking with Finn and his father, Kurt reluctantly decided to stop doing the duet project with Sam. He was tempted to tell both of them about their relationship to retaliate; however, he didn't want to break his promise. Sam was disappointed at first, but after hearing how good Kurt sounded when singing "Le Jazz Hot", he decided it was for the best. Quinn helped clean him up after he was slushied for the first (and hopefully last) time, and they then became duet partners. Sam mistakenly tried to kiss her, thinking it'll help raise his reputation, not knowing that all the Glee girls plus Kurt went on trips to the mall every few days to talk about the latest gossip. Which was how Kurt found out about his boyfriend trying to kiss Quinn Fabray.

Author's note: Not really sure if "My First Kiss" is a duet, but whatever, I couldn't think of another song that'd work :P.

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