A/N: Also short, but this time it's Arthur.
Also, because I forgot-
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters no matter what. ^-^
You appall me.
Really, you do. Writing back does nothing to relieve me of your idiocy Merlin. There is an antithesis between servant and bodyguard and you shall be nothing more than a bumbling bellicose fool who speaks to me as if I am below you. You lack proper alacrity to be a bodyguard and- when have you ever saved me? You are undoubtedly stupid to edict better conditions when you've done nothing to earn them.
Besides that, we're dissonant as it is. Any more time together and we will be lauding on one another- even though we both know I'm the well-mannered one. I will be magnanimous yet again and not punish your lolling self for addressing me in a such a mocking way. Would you like me to elucidate who's the higher rank here?
Thank you. My point is made.
There is no way I am jeopardizing the royal staff and world by moving you a rank higher. And yes I did snort when I heard your outrageous demands. I'm not even going to bother denying the fact that I was holding back obnoxious laughter at that.
Your need as a servant is mandatory. You are nondescript, phlegmatic, but at the same time a vivaciously annoying little servant I can't seem to get rid of.
Not a chance.
I like you as a servant. But I might have to use harsher methods to whet your senses. They're as dull as your brain on a normal day…
My final answer is a big N.O.
Your request annulled.
And my knights are not clones you idiot! They are merely infallible compared to you. I can see you gaping at me you know- close that big mouth of yours for goodness sake. You're going to say that I'm a jerk, but you know as well as I do that I was born this way. Now get back to cleaning my armor and stop writing such 'negligible' things as you so complain.
From your still reigning Master
-Arthur
P.S. This was supposed to be a love letter to Gwen, but you've gone and distracted me from my true purposes. Another reason why you could never be my bodyguard. Nothing would ever get done! And stop writing these letters! This is the fifth time you asked in the EXACT same words!
A/N: Fin. Or not. They'll probably be more depending on what you guys think.
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