LOL ok, seeing as how people actually enjoy it, I'll post the rest!

Previously (Emmett POV):

Jasper just stares at me, and I realize I just talked all science- y. "Oh," I say, and start modifying the toaster, but I must be making a big noise, because Bella and Edward come down.

Bella POV

Edward and I were sitting in our room, voicing sweet nothings to each other, when there was a crash in the kitchen.

It took us all of two seconds to realize who caused it. "Emmett," we said simultaneously, looking at each other. And Edward didn't even have to use his mind-reading ability to realize that.

"Well, let's got see what that was all about," he said to me, standing up and holding out his hand.

"Fine," I pouted, but stood up and took his hand anyways. He escorted me to the kitchen, where we walked in on Emmett leaning over Esme's expensive toaster, using a screw driver on it, and Jasper with his head in his hands, shaking his head.

"What is going on here?" I asked Emmett.

"We're modifying this toaster so we can shoot Goldie out of it at Jacob's head," Emmett explained, not even bothering to look up, and shrugging.

We were confused. "Goldie?" Edward asked.

"Yes," Jasper replied icily, "Goldie. Emmett's new pet goldfish." We looked over at Emmett, who was nodding his head vigorously. He finished up screwing with the toaster, and walked over to a fish bowl by Jasper.

"See? Isn't he adorable?" he cooed. Jasper rolled his eyes, Edward sighed, and I just stood there.

"You don't really want to shoot poor Goldie from a toaster? Do you, Emmet?" I asked quickly; anything to save that poor goldfish's life.

"You're right, I don't," he said, straightening up. "And that's why I have decided to shoot Goldie JZR from it instead." He pulled a rubber goldfish from his pocket.

Edward and jasper burst into laughter at that. "Goldie JZR?" Edward managed to get in between his uncontrollable laughter.

"Yeah. Carlisle helped me come up with it."

That made them laugh harder. I couldn't help but giggle along with them.

Emmett glared at us. "Laugh if you must, but as soon as I am done launching it at Jacob," he pointed to us, "You're next."

He loaded the toaster up, making a big show of it, and went to the phone. "You know," he began. "If you guys help me, I won't shoot you."

We all shrugged, and went over to him.

"Okay, now to launch phase 2," he said to Jasper, acting like someone from the army.

"Okay, but what exactly is phase two?" Jasper whispered back.

Emmett began to think very hard; so hard, it looked like his head might have exploded.

Eventually, though, he came up with the plan.

"Oh! We call Jacob, and tell him to get over here quick!"

Jasper looked at him funny. "No Duh, Sherlock!"

Edward and I burst into laughter again.

"Maybe you-" –laugh- "Need to-" –laugh- "Come up with a-" –laugh- "more descriptive plan!" I laughed.

"Hmm. Maybe you're right." More thinking. "Oh! Edward calls him, saying Nessie's in trouble!"

"There's the smart Emmett!" Jasper crowed approvingly, slapping him on the back. "Wow. Who knew he was in there?"

More laughter from the three of us.

After we composed ourselves, Edward picked up the phone. Jacob answered on the first ring.

"Hello? What do you want?"

"Jacob, get over here quick, Nessie's in trouble and you're the only one who can do anything!"

Before Edward even finished, Jacob hung up; probably already on his way over. No one could help themselves; we all burst into laughter.

You guys are probably wondering where 'Goldie JZR' came from whoever reviews, I send a PM telling them where I came up with it, as it is just hilarious!