So, the final chapter to Emmett's adventures with his toaster gun is finally here! Believe me, you will laugh. I sure did, and I have read it over and over again!

Chapter 3: "He Did It!"

BELLA

Renesmee had heard us, and came down to investigate. She wobbled down the stairs and over to me, and I scooped her up in my arms. She put her hand to my chest.

What is Uncle Emmett, Uncle Jasper, and Daddy doing, Mommy? she wanted to know.

"Uncle Emmett wants to play a game with Jakey," I whispered back. She smiled and nodded.

"Hey, Ness!" Emmett boomed, coming over to us. "Wanna play with Uncle Emmett's toaster gun?"

Renesmee smiled, and took it from him. If she wasn't half-vampire, I wouldn't have let her play with it, but she was. And besides, it would be funny to watch her shoot it on accident.

She found the launch button, and pulled it back. Apparently Emmett had loaded it already, because the rubber goldfish came flying out and whacked him in the back of the head. Everyone burst into a fit of laughter.

Jake began to pound on the door then. "Let me in! What's wrong with Ness?" Jasper, Emmett, and Edward began to laugh even harder.

"Okay, Jake! We're gonna need you to go stand by the tree across the yard!" Emmett called.

"Just hurry up!" Jake replied icily.

Edward nodded to Emmett after taking a peek into Jacob's mind. "Yeah, he listened."

"Ok, Ness, I'm gonna need this back," Emmett said, trying to pry the gun from Renesmee. It took him a while, but he was able to do it. He picked up the goldfish and loaded it into the toaster, and went over to the door to get ready to open it.

Alice was at my side before the door was even slightly open --Emmett was doing the task painfully slow…

"Oh, this is going to be good!" she giggled.

"Ok, now you're going to need to turn so that you're facing the tree," Emmett said to Jake. He complied.

Rose was at my other side when Em had the door just about halfway open, and was asking Alice what was happening. Esme and Carlisle were standing next to Alice in the same instant.

The boys all slinked through the partially-open door -Emmet in the middle, Jasper and Edward at his sides- on the porch. We all opened the door wider, and we were all watching the happenings from there.

"Hey, dog!" Emmett called, bringing the toaster up to eye level. "Hope ya like fish!" And he shot the toaster.

Now just picture this with me:

Jacob hears what Emmett said, so he turns around to ask what he means. He looks up just in time to see this rubber goldfish that Emmett had just shot at him from a toaster come slicing through the air at a very high speed.

Continue picturing with me:

The goldfish lands on his face. He falls on his butt from the impact and shock.

Now, this goldfish looks exactly like something out of a cartoon: There are grill marks and there is a faint sight of steam rising from it.

The fish had landed on his face in just the right position so that it was covering his eyes, so he can't see us all on the floor laughing our butts off. His mouth is in the shape of an "O", and he has yet to make a move.

Finally, he grimaces, and peels the goldfish off of his face slowly.

He growls, and gets back up on his feet. He sees us all laughing so hard that if we weren't vampires it'd probably hurt our sides.

"Okay, who did it??" He hisses.

Edward and Jasper stop laughing in time to point over to the still-laughing Emmett, and, in perfect synchronization, yell, "He did it!" And take off at a speed that it was blurry even to us.

Emmett is still laughing as Jake picks up the goldfish from where he dropped it, and throws it so hard that it hits Em the same way it hit him. Yes, I mean across the face, with him on his but from the impact.

This made everyone laugh even harder. "This calls for war!" Emmett yelled, as he stood up.

"Bring it!" Jake yelled back.

And that is what caused the second Vampire-Werewolf War.

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FINALLY! Right? Well, now this story is officially done. It will most likely be used as reference for my other stories. I hope everyone enjoyed, and, if I get enough reviews, I just may give a sequel for the Vampire-Werewolf War II. LOL! Please review, stroke my ego ;D