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10/10/10 – The Unspectacular Filler
I sat at my computer, letting out a heavy sigh.
"It's the Tenth of the Tenth of the Tenth, maybe there's potential in that…no, there isn't," I moaned.
"Whatcha doin'?"
Timmy walked into the room, looking over my shoulder.
"I'm trying to think of a oneshot I can write in under an hour," I replied, "I've got something to do later, you see."
"Well, it is the Tenth of the…"
"Yes, I know," I replied, irritably.
"Well, maybe you could do something about clones, then?" shrugged Timmy, "Ten of 'em…"
"That would take too long," I replied.
"Maybe you could find one of your older oneshots in your documents, then?"
"Don't have anything suitable," I groaned.
"Reapers?"
"No, Harbinger's threatening to sue," I replied, "Says I'm giving his race a bad name."
Late last night, the telephone rang, and I picked it up.
"Yeah?"
"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
"Oh, yes, hello Mr. Harbinger, how are you doing?"
"I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU HAVE BEGUN A SMEAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE REAPERS."
"…uh, no, those are just stories, nothing more."
"I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE AND DESIST."
"But they're just…"
"IF I MUST BREAK YOU, IMBICILE, I WILL."
"Alright, I'll give it a rest. Goodbye, Har-"
"WE ARE YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION. WE ARE YOUR GENETIC…"
"Goodbye, Harbinger."
I hung up.
"Well," mused Timmy, "Maybe you could do the Freddy oneshot?"
"Nah, I don't want to rush that one," I replied, "I've got all day tomorrow to work on it, anyway."
"Got it," nodded Timmy, "How about robots?"
"No, I got a cease and desist for that as well."
The doorbell rang, and I answered. I was immediately introduced to a metal fist.
"Stop turnin' people into robots, you jackass!"
I climbed off the ground and wiped my bleeding nose.
"Oh, hello Bender," I greeted, "What have I done wrong?"
"You keep turnin' people into robots," growled Bender, "That's weird and disturbing! How'd you like it if I turned into a meatbag right in front of ya?"
"Well, I'd be very surprised," I admitted.
"Good!" snapped Bender, "Now get me a Jack Daniels!"
I shut the door.
"Are there any other machine races I've pissed off this week?" I demanded.
A metallic hand tapped on my shoulder, and I turned around.
"THE CYBERMEN ARE OFFENDED BY YOUR PERCEPTION OF HUMAN-MACHINE UP-GRADING AS DEGREDETORY," a Cyberman informed me, "YOU WILL BE DELETED."
"Get out of my house," I replied.
"OK," continued Timmy, "Well, what can you do?
"We could rap."
"No," deadpanned Timmy.
I sighed.
"I'm just going to have to tell 'em I failed," I sighed, "Thirty-one days, and I only made it ten, what a shame."
"Meh, stuff happens," shrugged Timmy.
I nodded, and looked at the screen.
"OH MY GOD, WORDS HAVE APPEARED!" I yelled.
Timmy looked closely.
"Dude, just you just write everything we just said?" he asked.
"Yeah," I nodded, "That's actually pretty creepy."
There was a short silence.
"Oh well," I grinned, "I'll put it up, and then I will have not failed! Brilliant!"
I grinned, and closed the window.
"I'm awesome," I sighed.
"Did you remember to save?" asked Timmy.
I thought for a second.
The resulting profanity could be heard in New Delhi.
Yeah, this is a filler. Sorry.
