'Sevykins' Dolly called walking into the dark dungeon classroom and Snape looked up briefly to glare at her for such a name, He hated pet names. 'I've lost something can you help me find him?' Dolly asked standing in front of his desk and swaying backwards and forwards with her hands clasped behind her back.

'What is it?' He growled continuing to mark the paperwork in front of him cautious to any tricks that she may have.

'My werewolf' She said without missing a beat and he looked up to stare at her in surprise.

'I do not sympathize with werewolf lover, Move along and stop wasting my time' He hissed dismissing her from the room with his hand. She looked saddened for a moment and turned around to leave the classroom.

No 26. Tell him you've lost your pet werewolf and has he seen it?

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The classroom fell silent as Snape entered and scanned the room. He sighed as he spotted Dolly sitting on his desk. He walked around it.

'Move' He growled so only Dolly could hear and she looked at him confused.

'Severus Snape what is you middle name?' She asked loudly not caring who hears. He sighed at the question.

'It's Severus Mind-your-own-business-if-you-ever-want-to-graduate-alive-and-in-one-piece Snape. Is that clear enough for your little brain?' He almost shouted impatiently. She nodded and stood up to leave the classroom.

No 27. Ask him what his middle name is.

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Dolly skipped into the classroom humming under her breath and holding several sheets of parchment in her hands. Severus looked at her curiously wondering when she would leave him alone.

'What now?' He snapped at her and she stopped for a moment looking surprised before turning back to her happy oblivious self.

'Essay on the benefits of good, strong cleansing potions' she chirped placing the parchment on the table. He looked at it briefly.

'You know how much I like academic perfection. Your late extra-curricular essays have surprised me indeed. But in order to give you any points for it, I would need proofs of their effectiveness. Therefore, I'll be expecting you to show up tonight at 7 o'clock to start applying theory to reality. Fortunately for you, Longbottom has once again blown up his cauldron all over the classroom and it could really use the benefits of those strong cleansing-potions you've been referring to! You'll hand me your results on a 5 foot long essay, tomorrow morning. Have I left anything unsaid?' Dolly stared at him shocked by his resent reactions to her.

No 28. Write long extra-curricular essays about the benefits of good, strong cleansing-potions.

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Snape watched carefully, everything was going to plan for the first time in a long while. He watched Dolly for a moment pondering over how she was planning to annoy him today. He waited patiently flitting over the students. It did not take long for it to happen. Dolly cauldron started frothing until the blue foam was pouring down the sides and Dolly just stood there watching it.

'Dolly McGonagal-Dumbledore!' He yelled rushing to his feet and over to the cauldron which he empted with a quick spell. 'you blundering idiot what on earth did you think you where doing?' He yelled at her and she looked at him smiling.

'Does that deserve a detention?' She queried still smiling at him.

'Out, All of you' He snapped and everyone obeyed leaving the cauldrons alone with the professor.

No 29. Get your potion horribly wrong. Smile when he berates you and ask if that deserves a detention.

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Dolly was perched on her usual place of a table with Alex sitting besides her holding a small vial of clear liquid. Alex looked slightly nervous but Dolly was as ever completely laid back and unaffected by anything around her, including the jars of animal parts surrounding them. Snape paused as he saw the girls in his classroom his cloak swishing to a satisfying snap behind him. Alex stood up and walked towards the professor who glared at her in annoyance. Alex smiled uncertainly as she opened the small vial and dipped a few fingers in to flick the substance at the professor.

'The power of Christ compels you!' She shouted before turning around to grab her bag and walk out before she could be punished. Dolly didn't move as Snape glared at her.

No 30. Flick water at him and shout 'the power of Christ compels you!'