Snape sat annoyed in the wooden chair, in front of him was a large muggle television screen which dominated the wall. He twisted his arms in an attempt to loosen the ropes that had fixed him to the chair and reinforced with magic. Sighing he collapsed against the chair wondering at what the intention of this was. Music began to play which caused the professor to look at the screen now alive with colors. His black eyes watched the puppet like character appear and his mouth dropped as it spoke.
'Hmmm... What is that mysterious ticking sound? Kinda catchy, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...'
No. 31. tie him up and make him watch Potter Puppet Pals
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'Silence' Snape growled at the class who fell into utter silence aside from a faint clicking sound. In confusion Snape traced the sound to Dolly who sat completely focused on a pen which she clicked repeatedly. After a moment Snape decided to ignore the disruption and began his lesson attempting to hide his irritation at the constant noise when he normally commanded pure silence for his lessons. Once he stopped talking for a moment Dolly spoke.
'Ooooh Clicky, to bad they don't make quills like this'
No. 32. two words: Clicky pen
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Snape stood up from the desk he was at, abandoning the marking that he was doing half way through. He grabbed his cloak from the back of the chair and paused as he heard a faint bell sound which stopped when he remained still. Thinking himself going mad he shrugged it off and continued towards the door and once again he heard bells. Sighing he examined his cloak pulling bells from the fabric.
No. 33. Sew bells to his clothes
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Snape barely blinked as the bleeping sound once again sounded in the room and he pointed his wand towards the source of the noise and whispered a spell without looking up from the thick book he had buried himself in. An explosion was heard and the bleeping stopped and Snape lowered his wand back into a comfortable position and continued to read. Five minutes passed and the bleeping sounded again but from another part of the room and the process was repeated.
No 34. Hide alarm clocks set to go off at 5 minute intervals in his room.
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The hallways were decorated in cheerful colors and patterns which Snape sneered at, glad that the headmaster had not insisted his room be covered in the flimsy brightly colored paper that decorated the rest of the castle. His room was a refuge from the cheeriness and he was glad that it had not yet been invaded by Dolly as he suspected that it would be, She had a remarkable talent for getting into places regardless of how many times the locks and charms are changed. Upon opening the door he scanned the room and once satisfied that nothing had been tampered with walked towards the fabric chair set besides the fireplace. He jumped as brown eyes looked up at him from the chair. Sighing he pulled at the emerald ribbon tied like a collar around the Pomeranian puppy in his chair looking for a card or message or something. It didn't take him long to find the paper attached to the ribbon which simply read 'Merry Christmas, Love Dolly' The puppy stood up and began to lick his face immediately and Snape sighed wondering what he was going to do with yet another animal.
No. 35. Get him a puppy for Christmas