Ok, iv done all the ones I can think of for everyone, now to be a bit more specific
Ed:
11: don't call him short
Roy's black eye still hasn't healed, due to continues punching
12: don't break his Automail, it's the last thing you will ever do, especially if Winry is there
Once again, Roy has more pain
13: Don't make short jokes near him
Do I need to say it?
14: Don't hit/annoy/hit on Winry near him
Ignore the don't if u want to be with the other guys that tried, you know, the ones in the graveyard
15: Make Eds Automail rust
U might get away from Ed, but u WILL feel Winry's wrath
16: Tell him he's not allowed to do something
He's just guna do it
17: Dance around with a Megaphone while screaming "FULLMETAL IS SOOOOOO SHORT, HES SOOOO TINY, I CAN BARELY SEE HIM"
Sigh, long story short, Roy got too much Booze
18: Measure a little kid and Ed
NEW FASION STATEMENT: RULER IN YOUR NOSE
19: Use Al as a trashcan
Roy, can u not get beat up by Ed for a change?
20: Use Al for a BBQ, Guaranteed to piss Ed off
The Burgers were good though
More for Ed coming up next time