I was reading a delightful tale about Britain after a nuclear attack. It included such wonders as vapourising children, sick people being exempted from feeding, the complete destruction of society, the British Army turning into the SS, dead babies and tinned beans. I wrote this as a pick-me-up. After that description, you'll probably need one too.
Review Replies;
TweenisodeOrange: Maybe he found them in the back his couch? XD Thanks for reading.
Movie-Brat: Well, he was going to get Rodan, but MacArthur got him first :). Thanks's for reviewing!
unknown20troper: ...Digimon? XD Nah, it's Pokemon. Thanks for the review!
Zim'sMostLoyalServant: I made Dash and Chester Germans for both of those reasons. I mean, Nazi Germany was the most repulsive regieme in history, but not all Germans were maniacs. Not even most, in fact. (Though the SS...don't get me started on them.) I'm glad I made Patton sympathetic - I was trying very hard to avoid making him sound like a prick. Anyway, thanks very much!
Cartooniac55: Yep, it's Veronica Star. I'll have to see that Futurama episode sometime. Also, Pokemon and WWII's a combo I've planned for a while, although the original concept (which I may revisit) was Hitler invading the Kanto Region instead of the USSR. Thanks!
14/10/10 – The Anti-Depression Song
It's the Anti-Depression Song,
Find your own tune and sing along,
When everything is just going wrong,
Sing the Anti-Depression Song!
Y'know it could always be worse,
Some bugger could nick your purse,
You could be dogged by a ghost warden,
'Till yer wanted and need a lot of antiprofin!
Lads and lasses, just give us a smile,
A metre of grin is worth a frown of a mile,
Even if your teacher's taken over the world,
There's no need to get you stress unfurled.
It's the Anti-Depression Song,
Find your own tune and sing along,
When everything is just going wrong,
Sing the Anti-Depression Song!
When you're down in the dumps and you've had a bad day,
Just sing this little song and it will all go away,
Better yet, it will probably make you forgot,
That your pet was prob'ly murdered by the vet.
From the Waffen-SS to the knight that's on fire,
Just sing this song and image somewhere you would desire,
Just laugh and smile and make all of your fears go away,
And forget that Jason Voorhees gonna kill you today!
It's the Anti-Depression Song,
Find your own tune and sing along,
When everything is just going wrong,
Sing the Anti-Depression Song!
'cause there's Nazis and there's Reapers and there's skeletons,
There's mind-controlling buckets and there's EL-E-PHANT,
Don't forget that brightest of conceptions that humans can say,
We'll all be vaporised come nuclear day!
But just forget these things and focus on the bright side,
Of flowers and of poems and of pony rides,
Of birds and trees and pretty things all by the riverside,
And that feeling when you put to death another guy!
Wait…
All these things combine to make a good ol' place,
It's not completely perfect but it's not a waste,
So fans of all things fictitious, Casablanca to Jake Long,
Settle down and sing the world's most optimistic song!
It's the Anti-Depression Song,
Find your own tune and sing along,
When everything is just going wrong,
Sing the Anti-Depression Song!
It's the Anti-Depression Song,
Sung by all from Ghandi to the great King Kong,
And Zim and Bloo and Genghis Khan and…John,
Sing the Anti-Depression Song!
Yes it's the Anti-Depression…Song!
It is the Anti-Depression Song.