'Step this way! Come on only 1 knut per person' Professor Snape watched Dolly advertise on top of a brightly colored box, he had to give her credit she was committed to whatever she focused on. Her robes had been swapped for that which you would expect a ring mistress at a circus to wear, a choice which few people understood but that was normal for Dolly. Slowly Snape walked towards the entrance to his quarters and the students which crowded around the door shifted for him. A long wooden stick wracked him across the chest as he attempted to enter his quarters which Dolly had perched herself at. '1 sickle, sir' Dolly chimed holding out her hand and Snape stared at her with a look of horror on his face. Begrudgingly he paid the toll and stepped into his room to pull the students who sat gawping at the animals which he had collected from Dolly who all sat in large cages at several points of the room. The llama, which Snape had taken a liking to although he would not admit it unless cattle prods were involved, was spitting in annoyance at any student who dares invade the invisible bubble which surrounded several feet outside of his cage.
No. 46. Start a zoo in his room, charge admission.
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The corridor was final crowded and Snape was glad to have his room back to normal, although he had to leave it to sort out some students. The corridor was thankfully empty once he reached it and removed the multiply charms which he had placed on it and which had not been tampered with. He felt good for the first time in a long while as he stepping into the room but his face quickly dropped as he looked around the room, All his belongings had been glued to the ceiling and it appeared as if nothing had so much as been relocated.
No. 47. Glue all his belongings to the ceiling.
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'Tree, tree, tree, tree...'
'Silence' Snape growled stalking tough the forest his fingers curling tighter around his wand which lit the way.
'Tree ,tree ,tree...' he glared at the blonde who was merrily skipping besides him and once again wondered why the headmaster had forced him to take the pompous brat along with him.
No. 48. Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree...
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Snape growled to himself as he got inside his quarters, it had been a long day made longer by lack of sleep. He would never forgive the headmaster for making him take Dolly into the forest. He was glad that he had managed to revert the room to its previous state but he paused as he spotted a small green box which sat on his desk. A gold ribbon sparkly in the dull light and he pulled at it allowing the box to fall open to reveal a plant. Curiously he poked the plant to see if it was charmed or something and it opened its petals to attempt to bite him.
No. 49. Buy him a Venus fly-trap
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Snape was smiling slightly as he opened the door and nodded at Harry who was tied up and gagged outside his door once again. It did not bother him much, if anything it made him laugh. Harry nodded back at him the light extinguished from his green eyes, he was starting to hate Dolly.
No. 50. Tie and gag Harry outside his room
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AN: I DID IT! I DID IT! ^_^ Yay finally ^.^ Can't believe that it is done! Thinking of doing a prequel to this and 50 rules, 50 ways to annoy Draco Malfoy, but i'll prob take a break, IT IS HARD THINKING OF WYS TO ANNOY THEM!