Guys, I'd like to apologise for going a little bit preachy in that last one. I'd also really like to apologise if anyone was disturbed by it. I was just inspired to make a point - nukes are bad. But yeah, I'll save that one for Threads.

But anyway, enough of that, time for some review replies!

Zim'sMostLoyalServant: Post-apocolypic stuff is fun to write...I guess that makes me really messed up XP. As per the Australian Empire, I don't know who's in charge there - maybe it is Spongebob XD. Anyway, I'm glad you liked it, and thanks for reading!

unknown20troper: It was part of the song I used to write this. Admittedly, I don't know where'd she get the words from - maybe she likes Bob Dylan :]. Thanks for reviewing!

Cartooniac55: My sincerest apologies. Incidentally, and this is a bit off-topic, did you get a reply from Doug Walker yet? Thanks for the review!

16/10/10 – …and now it's time for Bum Reviews

…and now it's time for Bum Reviews, with Chester A. Bum.

Tonight's review…The Pits.

OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST FANFIC I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE!

So there's this guy, called Danny Phantom, and he has all the powers of a ghost! And he gets captured (gasp!) by a big, mean scary ghost called Walker! And he says;

"Danny Phantom, you have to fight for me!"

And Danny's like;

"Who says I do?"

"I have a knife."

"I'll fight."

So he gets sent to this ghost prison, called the Pits, and he gets forced to fight in gladiamator contests…between ghosts! So he's like;

"I don't want to kill you!" (Stab.) "Oopsie."

And he keeps fighting, and he's writing in this journal about his fighting, and he also makes friends with this talking rat!

Yeah, roll with it.

…and then, his ghost powers start melting into his human half – did I mention he had a ghost half? Well, he does because he's HALF GHOST!

I was half-ghost once!

No, wait, that was half-Swedish.

So he keeps fighting, and writing, and…sleeping, and you know what else? He ANGSTS a lot as well! I mean he's like;

"Dear diary…today I murdered someone. I cried."

But I guess he kinda has a point.

…and he also gets shoulder people! You know, an angel and a devil? I wish I had one of those. Anyway, his devil is this big evil future Danny Phantom, and his angel is this…evil rocker ghost girl.

Yeah, roll with it.

…oh, and a lot of other stuff happens, but by then I was high, so I couldn't really tell anything apart – but it was awesome!

Anyway, you know what I want? I want ghost powers! Then I could fly around, and shoot people with the funny green beams, and I could see all the prettiful colourful ghost creatures without having to buy any whack!

This is Chester A. Bum saying…CHANGE? YA GOT SOME CHANGE? COME ON, HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA? COME ON, CHANGE?

At least tell me where I can find a talking rat! I want one of those.

Seriously, though, The Pits is one of the best fics I've ever read.