Ok, normally I will not take requests, but this is the one exception since I didn't tell you that
If you feel i am missing a FMA character, plz inform me immediately
Now…FOR ARMSTRONG
51: go up to him running at him and scream in his face "REJECTED"
After Ed rejected Armstrong, he was thrown out a window by a crying Armstrong
52: Tell Armstrong to work out
Roy went flying through 2 walls, but then ran for miles to get away from Riza
53: Tell Armstrong "Code 7"
After freaking out, he goes rage mode and nearly destroyed HQ and Gluttony
54: tell Armstrong Mr. Smith is here
(insert lol here) ROFL OMG LOL WTF HOLY SHIT (Armstrong is running for his life)
55: speak Spanish in front of him
Riza left freaked out after speaking in Spanish with Armstrong
56: Tell Armstrong "hello 2nd strongest guy I ever met"
He reserved the gym for the whole week
57: Tell Armstrong "The Cake is a Lie"
Ed was not seen at HQ for a month. When he came back, he had a huge bump on his head, and Armstrong was still pissed off.
58: Call Armstrong an emo
HQ was filled with his tears, and it also somehow started a fire temporarily on Roy's desk. Riza is still investigating that, and who called Armstrong an Emo.
59: Tell Armstrong his deepest darkest secrets were stolen from his mind in his dreams
Since this was the day after they had watched INCEPTION, he freaked out and for awhile, was unsure if he was real or some amazing anime cartoon (XD)
60: try to teach him time space warp logic
He didn't understand any of it, lost his memory for awhile, during which Roy's office set on fire. Again, being investigated by Riza.
Well, here you go, Armstrong, 59 makes most sense if you watch INCEPTION, and 53-55 are classified by both Riza, Armstrong, and an unknown authority.