Ok, 2 things, 1: If you noticed the fail like I just did, Armstrong and Ed/Riza have the same #s (insert face palm here), and 2: if you bought sc2 and think it IS a great game, SHOUT IT OUT!

And now for….Roy?

91 (going to correct #ing): Tell him fire doesn't exist

After he realizes your lying, side effects may include being set on fire

92: Do the Cha Cha

Roy made sure that Cha Cha line never stopped….till Riza shot at him

93: Tell Him you told Ed that you called him short

Once he gets back, don't go back for like 2 weeks, both of them will hunt you down

94: watch all of the FMA series and notice how a lot of it mimics, then tell him that Havoc always seems to get hurt badly, then show him all the series

Um, do this to anyone really to watch a…..unusual….reaction…., but Roy will freak out the most, mainly cause no matter what he does, he never gets Riza

95: Steal Riza's gun, put it on Roy's desk, and then runs off with Winry hypnotized/under some kind of influence, and then gets Roy and Riza drunk enough to get them in a hotel and put wedding rings on them

(Is currently banging head on desk) THAT (bang) IS (bang) SO (bang) MESSED (bang) UP (BANG)

96: take Roy's wallet

Pisses off Roy the most

97: Take all of Roy's Gloves

Pisses off Roy the 2nd most

98: Make it so he wakes up next to Ed in a bed, and im sure I don't need to go into details, other than the condom on the Night Stand

(Continues Banging) SOOOOOOOO MESSED UP (BANG BANG BANG)

99: Have people hide all around HQ, and make a Voodoo doll of him, and whenever you poke it, have someone poke him there.

He will try to kill you for quite awhile, especially if he learns it is fake.

100: Think of all this and still live

Poor Ed, you just happened to be there, and you're such a good Scape Goat

Well, that's all, now beware, School is Approaching…..and I am waiting for you there….

Sigh, if you didn't read the books (which in my Opinion are better), just wait till you see Breaking Dawn, its COMPLETELY Different, and Explains the one thing that makes a certain someone unique (Breaking Dawn Rest of the Books)

Also, I must warn you, I lurk in the shadows, so when you least expect it, I will strike…I will have your soul…and….your most prized possession…..