Naru walked into the cabin in front of Kakashi and stiffened a bit when she found everyone staring at her. Or maybe they were glaring at Kakashi. She didn't know for sure but she was damned uncomfortable right now. Sakura and Sai walked forward and grasped both of her arms and all but dragged her away form Kakashi while shooting dirty looks at him from over their shoulders. "Hey, what are you-"

"Don't worry Naru-" Sai said gently as he patted her on the head affectionately.

"He won't touch you again until he puts a ring on your finger." Sakura growled as she glared at her former sensei. The man was un-fucking-believable. Poor Naru hadn't been with them for more than twelve hours and already he had molested her. If she were a violent person she would knock him through a wall or two. But she wasn't a violent person so she would settle with the thumb tacks that Kiba had helped her put in his shoes since he hadn't bothered to wear them outside last night, the jerk.

I hope he gets technis. Inner Sakura roared as she and Sai maneuvered Naru over to Shino and Kiba.

"If Kakashi tries anything funny-" Sakura growled.

Kiba got an evil look on his face and put his arm around Naru's shoulders. "We read you loud and clear Sakura. Naru's virtue is to be protected from the perv scarecrow."

Kakashi glared at the kids, a mean look on his face as he shut the door behind him and took two steps inside of the cabin when Tenzou and Shizune swooped in and grabbed him and dragged him back outside.

"Did you really comprimise Naru like Sakura said?"

"I can't believe you senpai. Taking advantage like that-"

Kakashi sighed and listened to the two of them as they let him go and started pacing back and forth in a large circle in front of him.

"To have Sakura find you in such a position..."

"I know that the girl is pretty, and that it is sometimes difficult to control ones hormones but why did you seek her out? Is it because she reminds you of Naruto? I know that you've always had a bit of a strange relationship with him. Or was it because she's trusting and naive?" Tenzou stopped pacing and paled a little bit as he got a mental image of Kakashi leading the girl outside and then pouncing on her.

'Gimme some lovin!'

'Noooo! Stop! I'm saving myself!'

He grabbed Kakashi's vest and shook him as he cried, "Say that isn't what happened senpai! Please, say that you didn't jump her and do naughty things to her! I'll believe you I swear!"

"I never touched her Tenzou."

Tenzou pointed at him and yelled, "Liar! You did too or your pants wouldn't have been down and she wouldn't have been laying on you! Your a pervert! A corrupter of innocent maidens..."

Kakashi glared at Tenzou and started cracking his knuckles. Okay, now he was getting pissed.

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"Naru, are you alright? Kakashi didn't do anything really bad to you did he?" Lee asked curiously as he looked her over. She looked at him with those wide oddly colored innocent eyes and he sighed. She didn't understand what he was asking her about. He doubted that she even understood why everyone was upset with Kakashi.

"Sakura-chan, I don't thing Naru knows anything about..." Lee hesitated and then leaned in and whispered. "S.E.X. Maybe you should take her in the back bedroom and fill her in." Lee said in a hushed tone as Sakura's face turned red and she looked at Naru.

She studied the girl for a second then turned and looked at Lee. "How do you know if she knows stuff like that or not?"

"Look at her face, Sakura. She's confused. And she's not upset about what happened. She starting to get upset because she doesn't know what's going on."

"Oh." Sakura said as she looked at Naru. Sure enough, the girl looked confused, the tip of her tail was twitching with irritation, as she looked from one person to another as they spoke about how terrible a person Kakashi was.

"I can't believe that bastard. He acted all high and mighty yesterday and then he jumps Naru. I doubt that he cared about Naruto as much as he said he did or he never would have touched Naru." Ino said darkly. Tenten nodded her head and added.

"That jerk needs his ass kicked. Look at her-poor Naru looks so upset."

"Well, can you blame her? Kakashi's a total stranger to her and he took advantage of her."

Naru grabbed Shino's jacket sleeve and tugged on it. He looked down at her, curious to see what was wrong. "Why is everyone upset with Kakashi?"

He blinked at her behind his sunglasses and cocked his head. "Because he took advantage of you."

"In what way?" Naru asked innocently and Shino gaped at her behind the collar of his jacket. What did she mean in what way? Wasn't she even aware of what he had done to her?

He leaned down a bit and put his hands on her shoulders. "Naru...don't you know what he did to you?"

She cocked her head and chewed her lower lip for a second then shook her head no. "I was asleep the whole time so I don't know what he did, or what he didn't do, or why everyone is so upset. But hearing everyone talk badly about him is starting to make me mad."

"So you don't think we should be upset about what Sakura saw earlier?"

"I don't know what she saw earlier. And I don't understand why it would upset you all. He didn't hurt me."

Ah. No wonder she looked so confused and upset. She really didn't know what was going on. She didn't see anything wrong with what Sakura had witnessed earlier. He patted her on the head and smiled a bit. She really was just like Naruto. "Don't worry about the details, Naru. Kakashi will do the right thing here." Or he'd drop a few flesh eating beetles down his pants.

She blinked, still not understanding as he straitened his spine and pushed her towards Sakura and hissed. "Talk to her." And then walked off. Sakura sighed and grasped Naru's hand and pulled her towards the bedroom door.

"Come on Naru. We need to have a talk." Sakura said with a freiendly smile as she led Naru through the door and closed them both into the room with Yukimaru, who was sound asleep across the room.

"Sit down. I need to talk to you about the birds and the bee's."

Naru sat down on the floor and curled her tail around her waist so that it was laying half over her lap and stared at Sakura as she put up a privacy barrior and sat down across from Naru.

"Okay, first thing is first. Naru do you know what sex is?"

Naru shook her head no, her stomach twisted up in knots, and her palms started to sweat. "Do you know what kissing is?" Sakura asked, trying to figure out what the girl know and what she didn't. Again, Naru shook her head no. And Sakura's jaw dropped open in shock.

"Nothing? Nothing at all?"

"No. Should I know about these things?"

"Well, yes. Sort of. You have Naruto's memories don't you?"

"Yes, but I haven't been able to access much of the information from his memories though. I get random bits and pieces and that's it. It might take another few days or maybe even a few weeks to sort through it all."

Sakura gave her an 'Oh' look as it dawned on her just what Naru had just told her. Basically the information was in her, she just couldn't use it yet. "Can you use the knowledge of his jutsu's?"

"Yes. I tested myself before coming here."

"Okay then. Let me start at the beginning. When a man and woman like each other-"

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"Kakashi-san, stop it! Your killing him!" Shizune cried as she tried to pull Kakashi's hands away from Tenzou's neck. She was worried that the former Anbu captain really was going to kill his friend if this kept up.

Poor Tenzou's face was already turning blue, though she could'nt tell if it was because of the bruises on his face or from lack of air, but she was still worried just the same. Kakashi stared down at the younger man, his teeth bared behind his mask, his expression dark, a low feral sounding growl rumbling in his chest as Shizune pulled at his arms in a desperate attempt to stop him, but really she needn't have bothered.

Kakashi wasn't going to kill Tenzou, he was just trying to prove a point.

He didn't touch Naru. He never had. And though it was sort of her fault that they were both in this current situation he just couldn't be mad at her.

Getting upset with her because of a habit that she hadn't been aware of was like getting mad at Gai for wearing green. It was stupid, and he knew that it was pointless. But he didn't really like everyone thinking that he had compromised the girl either, though he knew he inevitably would since he was well and truly trapped now.

He let go of Tenzou and let the half dead man drop to the ground with a dull thud and watched him start gasping and wheezing in an effort to draw air into his lungs. "For the last time, I didn't touch her. She has some very...odd sleeping habits, that's all."

Shizune looked up at him curiously. "Sleeping habits?"

"Yeah. She was cold and trying to snuggle up with me for warmth so when I tried to move away she grabbed my pants, snapped my belt and then crawled half on top of me." Shizune's jaw dropped as she stared at him.

Could that really be what happened? Was it really that simple? "Did she even know that she had-" She started to ask but Kakashi waved her question away.

"No. And when she found out what she had done she was mortified. I tried to explain that we're going to have to tie the knot to save her reputation, but I don't think that she understood. She just patted me on the shoulder and said, 'We never speak of this again' and walked off. I was trying to catch her when she walked into the cabin." Kakashi sounded irritated as he ran his fingers through his silver hair.

"You sound upset."

Kakashi gave the woman a dark look. "Wouldn't you be if your future wife acted like she couldn't care less one way or another?"

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Kyo looked back over his shoulder at Remi as a tree branch snapped back and hit him in the face. Remi yelped and tried to jump back and ended up sprawled on his back in a large thorn bush swearing and yelping as the little barbs cut him and stuck themselves in his clothes and tried to dig deeper.

Lucifer looked at Kyo as his shoulders slumped a bit and the elder brother gnashed his teeth and growled. "Goddamn it Remi, stop fucking around."

"Give me a brea-ouch! I'm doing the best that I-fuck! I have thorns in my-motherfucker! My balls hurt!"

"Got some thorns there huh?" Lucifer asked in an amused voice though he wasn't smiling. If he did, Remi would kick his ass good. So he would wait until they found their sister before he'd make fun of him since Remi wasn't likely to punch him in front of her.

"Don't just stand there-yow! Help me out!" Remi yelped as he thrashed around a little more and ended up hopelessly tangled in the thorns. Kyo sighed and slipped his short sword from it's sheath and used it to cut his brother free.

"This thorn bush..." Kyo started to say as he cut several of the thin limbs. "Must be half venus flay trap..." Kyo continued as he cut several more and freed his brother's right hand before moving on.

"Because only one of those plants would try to keep a pest..." He sawed through five more limbs.

"Like you, Remi." He grabbed Remi's shirt collar and dragged him out of the bush before the teen could tangle himself up in it again. Remi hit the ground and started stripping off his clothes in a wild manner, Kyo groaned and covered his face while Lucifer looked up at the sky, his tan face turning a nice soft red color.

"Remi...please put your clothes back on..." Kyo begged as he though about their poor sister and what she might see if she was wandering around the woods and came across them.

"Fuck you Kyo, I'm not wearing pin prick pants."

"But you have to wear some pants."

"Think of the poor wild animals going blind right now." Luc said without looking at his brother as Remi turn his body completely around to glare at them, and Lucifer was pretty sure that he was'nt wearing any under wear. The sick bastard.

"The animals can suck it. You guys can suck it. In fact I feel so happy right now that I'm not putting any pants on until we find Naru."

"But that sounds like it's incest, and you need pants because Naru might be scarred for life if you flash your dick at her."

Remi shrugged and looked around. "She's been here a grand total of fourteen hours-she's probably seen five or six, and probably sucked a few too. You know how men are-ack!" Remi screamed as Kyo threw a ball of lightning at him and blew a small crater in the ground where he had been standing a second ago as dirt, grass and small rocks rained down on his head.

"Put. On. Some. Fucking. Pants. And never speak about our sister like that again." Kyo snarled as he got ready to chuck another lightning ball at Remi. The younger man looked at him wide eyes and grabbed his pants up off of the ground and put them back on.

Kyo crushed the lightning sphere in his hand and glared at his idiot brother. He didn't want to even consider Remi being right about men or their sister, so if he said anything else he didn't want to hear, he'd rip out Remi's heart and eat it while the fucker watched. His little sister was a lot of things but sexually active wasn't one of them, thank god. And he for one intended to keep her as far away form the male population as he could.

Lucifer shook his head as he looked at Remi, his lips thinned, Remi had crossed the line that time. It was one thing to joke about them, and even himself, but not about Naru. It was a rule that Kyo had made several years ago, after beating one of the Sauske clones to death for making lewd comments about her in the food hall.

Never speak about their sister as if she was a common whore.

Kyo would kill anyone who did. He'd also kill anyone who touched her in an odd manner, or tried to take advantage of her innocence. And now that their elder brother had murder firmly in his mind he was ready to start hunting for Naru again. The sooner he could see her, well and unharmed the sooner he would calm down. "Lets get going." Kyo said as he picked up his pack and gave Remi one last angry look then started walking.

Luc looked at Remi, who was looking rather pleased with himself at the moment. "You said that on purpose."

Remi grinned evilly at him. "Yes. Yes, I did. And you'll both thank me for it later."

"That's evil Remi. Manipulating Kyo's emotions like that."

"Yeah, but I did it for a reason."

"Because your an asshole."

"Nope. Because Naru is going to need us to protect her from men. She's too naive, and innocent not to need us."

Luc nodded and started walking. Remi was an evil bastard sometimes, but at least he loved their little sister.