Ok, now for the Palm tree….ENVY
121: call him/her/it a palm tree
*is running for life*
122: Take him to Therapy
Dr Wolk: So envy, are you saying you wish to be human?
Envy: (sniffling) Yeeess
Dr. W.: (takes out magic powder and throws it on envy) WALA, YOU ARE HUMAN
123: Talk about how happy you and your friends/family are
Ed did not expect what happened next
124: do the Cha Cha
After Shape Shifting into Riza and firing a horrible shot as Roy, the Cha Cha line finally Stopped
125: Witness the apocalypse in a vision
Envy's attempts to SAVE human lives made father come after the witnesser
126: Activate Project: Jericho
Giant robot: DIEEEEEEE ALCHEMISTS
Envy: HEY, THAT'S MY JOB *goes on killing spree*
127: Add #s to 10
Envy hates counting, 1 + 2 + 7 = 10
128: Scream "ENVYS A STUPID UGLY PALM TREE AND HAS NO GENDER"
Envy WILL be nearby, and WILL kill you
129: Join a forum
Envy = Identity theft
130: Open a interdimensional portal to another universe
Envy encountered a weird creature known as a Rydrake, which kicks his ass