AN: I wasn't actually planning on updating again this week, but this came to me so I had to write it down and get it out to you guys as soon as possible. Thanks for all the great reviews, they really encourage me with this story.

I leaned my head on my arm that was leaning on my desk. Just a few minutes. No one will notice. I let my eyes droop slightly before closing my eyes completely. I sighed in contentment and relaxed.

Ring!

I sat up like a bullet and grabbed the phone reflexively and shouted down the phone," Holy fuck!" My heart was hammering in my chest and I sunk back into my chair trying to control my breathing. A tinkling laugh came through the phone," Sorry to disturb your nap, but your sister is calling." I rubbed the back of my neck feeling embarrassed, she knew me too well."Um thank you Alice, put her through."

She giggled and I heard the click as she put me through," Are you coming tonight?" Rose's bored voice came through the phone. I smirked," Nice to hear from you too little sis. It's not everyday you put me in your busy schedule of manicures. I feel rather blessed. Who did you blow off for me? Was it Laurent? I don't need you cranky at me because you didn't get a massage."

" Very funny brother." She said dryly." Its something I like to call multitasking. You know when you do two things at the same time. Something men seem to be incapable of doing."

I snorted," Right I think you mean Emmett is impalpable of doing that."

I could practically hear her smirking down the phone," Well he can do it as long as it has to do with sex."

I blanched," Rose, I know we may not be related by blood, but you're still my sister and that is the kind of information that I don't need to know. So why don't you tell me why you called and then I can get back to work."

She snorted," You were sleeping. Alice told me so. I was calling because you are meant to be coming over to mum's tonight for the barbeque seeing as you have been blowing us off for Friday night dinners recently."

I sighed," Rose I already told mum that I'm busy now on Fridays and yes I am coming tonight."

" Good. I need to get back to my pedicure so...yeah bye."

" Love you too Rosie pie." I cooed down the phone.

"Get bent." She answered and slammed down the phone.

I chuckled and put the phone down. Ah the love between us was palpable. I stretched my arms behind my head before resting them back on the desk. I lay my head back on it. Now where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?

OOooOOooOO

I pulled my t-shirt over my head and flexed my muscles, the pool looked so inviting." Holy hell Edward, what are those on your back?" I froze momentarily and spun round," What's on my back?" I asked slightly panicked. Rose went around and traced something on my back," It looks like someone has scratched the hell out it." I racked my brain for a good excuse as to why I would have welts on my back." Really?" I asked. Wow great excuse Cullen. Cue the face palm. Emmett came bounding over to look," Oh little brother, it looks like you've been having some rough sex." He nodded pleased," Good for you man, it was about time you got laid."

Before I could say anything my mum came outside," Who's getting laid?" Oh god kill me now." Edward. He has scratch marks all down his back." Rose said matter-of-factly. I gave her an evil look. "I could have easily been a cat." My mum interjected. Emmett snorted," I've been scratched my cats a million times, they are way smaller than this." If it wasn't bad enough that I was being and prodded like some sort of experiment my dad had to come outside.

"Why don't you leave the poor boy alone?" He said cracking open a beer. Thank you! There is actually someone sane in this family. My mum looked over at him," Edward has scratch marks on his back." He frowned and came over," Scratch marks?" He took one look and smirked," Ah, looks like someone was having a little too much fun last week." My mum looked confused," Whatever do you mean Carlisle?"

I ran a hand over my face, god I think this was one of the worst conversations you could ever have with your parents.

"It means that Eddie boy is getting some." Emmett quipped and did a lewd gesture for all those complete idiots that didn't know what he was on about. "Oh my." She exclaimed," Edward, are you being safe?"

Okay this had to stop right now. I turned and backed away," Mother! I'm thirty-two I think I can look after myself." Rose was barely containing her laughter," So Eddie, was it a one nighter or a keeper?" I clenched my teeth," It was neither now butt out of my business."

Rose turned to my mum with a fake completive look on he face," I bumped into Edward's secretary and she told me that Edward leaves work early every Friday for a 'personal appointment'." My mum looked at me sceptically," Edward, are you seeing a prostitute?"

Oh Lord please let the floor open and swallow me whole." Mother!"

"What? Your a man, you have needs and you're obviously having them taken care of at these appointments of yours."

She didn't know just how true that was. I needed an excuse as to where I was every Friday and quick," Therapy." I blurted out desperately," That's where I am on Friday." I said trying-and failing- to be non-chalent about it," It's been stressful at work and I needed some down time."

Emmett smirked," So you're fucking your therapist? Is she hot?" Only Emmett would come up with that conclusion. Damn him!" No I'm not fucking my therapist." I said through clenched teeth. My mum frowned," Edward if you need to find someone for sex I have the number of Jessica's daughter Lauren in the kitchen. That way you know what you're getting into to and it's free." Just then my phone rang. Saved by the bell. I dived for it and quickly looked at the caller ID. ISABELLA SWAN. Shit!

"Um...I need to take this phone call. Be right back." I legged it into the kitchen and picked it up," Hello." I said quietly looking out of the window to make sure none of them had followed me. "Am I interrupting something?" I could practically hear the smirk in her voice. She was probably sitting in one of those swivel chairs wearing something completely and inappropriately sexy while stroking a cat like an evil genius while simultaneously damning people to a lifetime of hell.

" No, you actually just saved me from having a very embarrassing conversation with my parents." She chuckled amused," What about?"

"You." I admitted.

"You told your parents about me?" She asked in disbelief.

I snorted," God no, they saw the scratches you made on my back and decided to have a long talk about sex and therapy."

She full on laughed then," What has therapy got to do with it?"

I smirked," That's my excuse for leaving work early for a personal appointment every Friday. My mum thinks I'm seeing a prostitute and my brother thinks I'm fucking my fake therapist."

"Wow, you have an interesting family."

" You have no idea." I muttered running a hand through my hair," So what do I owe the pleasure of getting this greatly timed phone call?"

" Well I was sitting in my office thinking about our session tomorrow and I decided that...Well I'm bored." I rubbed the back of my neck this couldn't be good. " And do you know what I decided to do about it Edward?"

" No." I answered cautiously. I swallowed, definitely not good.

" I decided that tomorrow we will have a little fun. We are going to do some role-playing and because you have been such a good boy I'll let you choose what we do. You will buy the clothes and any articles necessary for it and have it ready in my apartment by the time I get there. You will hang my clothes in the bathroom and wait ready to start the scene in the playroom. You will e-mail me the details for it by tomorrow lunchtime no sooner, no later."

My mouth dropped open in shock," But our session is tomorrow. How am I meant to get everything ready by then?"

She chuckled," You're a creative boy, Edward. I'm sure you can do it."

Before I could say anything the phone went dead. She had got to be fucking with me. How was I expected to think of a role-play, get everything ready for it and be ready in her apartment by seven tomorrow? I groaned and slumped down at the kitchen table.

" Sounds like you're having some trouble there." My head shot up to find Rose standing in the kitchen doorway. I looked at her warily," How long have you been standing there?"

She smirked and sat down across from me," Long enough to know that you are not having therapy every Friday. So tell me Edward, what are you really doing every Friday?"

I groaned and banged my had against the table," Why does my life have to be so complicated?"

Rose patted my hand," Don't feel bad about it, it's just how life goes for common people. Now tell me everything." I sighed," If I tell you, you have to promise me that you will never tell another living soul."

She rolled her eyes," Oh for fucks sake Edward, spit it out already."

I eyed her carefully for a minute." Fine, but if you tell anyone I will personally kill you." I took a deep breath," Every Friday I go my Mistress's apartment." She frowned," So you have a mistress? What kind of mistress?"

I sighed, I would have to be more specific," I'm a sub Rose. Like in BDSM."

Her eyes widened and she sat there staring at me for what felt like hours before she spoke," Oh. My. God." She leaned back into her chair and grinned," Well to be honest I can't say that I am that surprised." I raised my eyebrows at her in disbelief." What?"

She shrugged," Well, come on it's kind of obvious. Do you remember back in high school when that Jessica bitch frenched you for a bet? You didn't shut up about for months and the time you went out with that bossy little miss. Dizzy..Izzy or something. You were like her lap dog and you loved every minute of it. The signs are all there Edward you just have to look for them."

Huh, I had never even thought about it like that. I hadn't thought about high school in years, there weren't that many happy memories there. Dizzy or Izzy or whatever her name was, was one of the fondest times back then. So fond that I couldn't even remember her name.

I would have to look her up in my yearbook...

I shook my head of the thoughts and turned back to Rose," I never thought of it like that."

She raised her eyebrows," I sometimes wonder if you do think." I rolled my eyes," I have more important things to worry about than insulting you." She nodded," Oh yeah, you were in a moment of pure despair before I came in. What was up with that? I thought you were going to go all emo on me and try and slit your wrists or something."

I sighed," What do you know about role-playing?" She smirked," Brother of mine, I am an expert on everything that is kinky. Leave it to me and I will have everything ready for you by tomorrow. All I need to know is what you're role-playing."

I shrugged and ran a hand through my hair," I have no idea. Surprise me."

She grinned and ruffled my hair just to annoy me," This is going to be so much fun." I flattened my hair and scowled," For you it is. If I don't have this done in time I'm the one who will receive the brunt of it." She waved her hand absently," You worry too much. Everything will be ready. I'll drop it off at your work tomorrow." I raised my eyebrows," Do you think that's safe? People might see the stuff."

She rolled her eyes looking exasperated like I had asked the most annoying question known to man." Its all about disguise Edward. Just be in your office at eleven." I sighed, why did I have a bad feeling about this?

AN: So what did you think? Yes I know there no lemon, but I will make it up to you next chapter, but if you cant wait I have written one in For The Love Of The King which I'm posting today so if you want an old time lemon head over there. So tell me guys, what fantasy do you want to be played out? Cop and prisoner? Nurse and patient? Headmistress and a boy that needs to be punished? Lieutenant and a private that's been bad? Review and tell me any one you want. It can wild and crazy like cowgirl and Indian or demure like the ones I mentioned earlier. Review it and I just might write it. Oh! There was a clue in this chapter to finding out about the random shower sex.

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