AN: I had to work very valiantly to get this chapter out today. I only started writing it yesterday and the Internet is in the basement right now, which sucks. Thanks for the reviews!

" So how did you two met?" I was sitting in the dining room of my parent's house enjoying a nice lunch; Bella sat by my side and the rest of my family sat around the table, grinning like loons at us. It was scary.

I glanced a look at Bella wondering how we were meant to answer my mother's question. This whole get together had been last minute thing and we hadn't had time to go over our story.

Bella sat calmly by my side and smiled," Well Mrs. Cullen, we met on the internet and we decided to meet up and we hit it off and it all went from there. I mean we took our relationship slowly at first. It was only about a month ago that we decided to be an official couple." I hid my slightly surprised face behind my napkin, pretending to wipe my mouth. Most of what she had said had been true and I guess they say the best lies are close to the truth.

My mother beamed at Bella," Please dear, call me Esme. You don't know how happy you have made me. Seeing you with my Edward like this is just...I can't even describe it." She looked like she was about to cry with happiness and I looked at my dad for help. She was making it sound like I had been a social recluse for the last six months or something.

" I mean, after what that little bitch -pardon my language- did to him, I honestly gave up hope for grandchildren."

" Mom!" I protested, but she just waved me off unaware of how Rose stiffened in her chair. My mother wasn't always the most subtle and discreet person when she got excited.

" He did tell you about Angela, didn't he?" She asked a slightly worried expression on her face. Bella smiled widely and placed a hand on my thigh in what was probably meant to be a comforting gesture, but just made me pitch a tent in my slacks. Damn I was a worse than Emmett sometimes.

" We met actually. She came by Edward's apartment trying to get him to take her back, I, of course, didn't let that happen." She looked so smug that I couldn't help grin with her thinking about what had happened afterwards. Yep, that was a good day.

" I bet you showed her what she was missing?" My mother's eyes sparkled in that way that always scared me because it made me think of things that I didn't want to know my mother was thinking about.

Bella laughed, taking my obviously crazy mother in her stride." You could say that." She looked over at me and smirked before turning back to my mother leaving me suspicious. Months of being with her had told me that her smirking never amounted to anything good. Well, by nothing good I meant she was planning something that would end up with me following her around like a lost puppy just that she would do it again.

My dad thankfully interrupted anything my mother was about to say," So tell me Bella, what do you do for a living?" I visibly relaxed in my chair and mouthed a thank you to my father, who subtly nodded a smile on his lips.

Bella's hand that was placed on my thigh massaged my leg slowly and I sat up straight as a board. What the hell was she doing?

" I write supernatural romance novels. I very happy to have a job I love." Her hand moved up my thigh as she calmly carried on talking to my father." I currently have a book being published. It's the fourth in a series that I have written and published."

She moved her hand between my legs and palmed me through my slacks. I quickly looked around the table to see if anyone had noticed, but they were all concentrated on Bella, not where her hand was. Rose looked like she wanted to hit something, but that wasn't an unusual expression for her to have on her face.

I slumped down slightly in my chair and put my elbow on the table trying to concentrate on what my father was saying, while keeping the ' I am being pleasured under table' look off my face.

My father looked impressed at her admission," Wow, that is an accomplishment. Would we have heard of your books?" She laughed lightly and gripped me harder in her hand just as I was taking a sip of water. I started choking loudly making everyone look at me. Bella quickly removed her hand from my lap and looked at me worriedly," Are you okay Edward?" She asked her eyes dancing with amusement. Note to self: never drink water while getting a hand job.

I shot her an evil look and straightened up," Yes, it just went down the wrong pipe." She nodded and placed both of her hands in her lap innocently before turning back to my dad. I quickly thought of dead puppies and celibacy to get tent in my slacks to go down.

" No, you wouldn't have heard of me. I go under a different name for my books. I don't like mixing my personal life with my work." He nodded in acceptance of her answer and my mother looked at her.

" Do you write erotica?"

Oh god, kill me now.

Bella looked amused by the question," Um...not really. I'm not denying that I haven't in the past and that the stories I write don't contain scenes meant for adult eyes only, but I don't really like to center my books around sex. I mean sex is great, but it can only stimulate you for so long before you start looking for something more."

My mother looked fascinated by this and was about to continue her twenty questions when my dad interrupted," Sweetheart why don't we put away the lunch while Edward gives Bella a tour of the house. Then we can all go outside and talk some more."

I sent a silent prayer of thanks to god for giving me such a great father. My mother grudgingly agreed and I grabbed Bella's hand and quickly exited the room. As soon as we were round the corner I turned to her," What were you thinking?" I asked in a hush whisper. She arched her brow," What are you talking about?"

I rolled my eyes," Oh please. Maybe the fact that you tried to give me a hand job under the table." Her eyes widened innocently at that," I was just trying to help. You were so tense back there." I rolled my eyes and was about to continue when Rose stalked past shooting daggers in our direction.

I grabbed Bella's hand and pulled her up the stairs to my room. I closed the door behind us and pushed her against the door, not hesitating to kiss her. She moaned and pushed me backwards," As much as I would like to get busy in your room, I would like to see it first." Hmmm, that wasn't a no to the whole getting busy in my room idea.

She looked around my room before heading to the back wall where a floor to ceiling bookshelf stood full of books, CD's and random things. " You know, I don't think your sister likes me." She said as she dragged her hand along my book collection before stopping on one and pulling it out. I chuckled," Rose doesn't like anyone who steals the limelight away from her." She grinned at that and walked over to my bed and sat down the book still in her hand.

It was my high school senior yearbook.

I groaned and joined her.

" Please don't look at that. I look terrible." She chuckled and flipped through it.

" Oh, you got 'Most likely to succeed.'"

I shrugged," I was an honor student." She nodded and flipped the page over before stopping and looking up at me.

" You knew Jessica Stanley?"

I raised my eyebrows and shrugged," Um..Yeah we made out once. She works at the same company as me now. Why?"

She waved me off," Oh, she's just a Domme in the same community as me. We met up a few times when I was having trouble with my feelings about you. She told me some eye-opening things."

I thought back to mine and Jessica's conversation and I realized that she knew that I was Bella's sub. That wasn't so great, but I just hoped she kept it to herself. It also explained how she recognized my cuff. If she was a Domme herself then of course she would know an everyday collar when she saw one.

" Well, that explains everything." I muttered to myself and plucked my yearbook out of Bella's hands. That was enough history for today. " Hey!" She protested, but I cut her off by sealing our mouths together.

I heard some noise in the hall and pulled Bella up and walked into my en suite bathroom. Sometimes I actually considered moving back into my parents house. If it wasn't so far from my work I probably would.

I locked the door behind me and kissed up her neck till I got to her mouth. She pushed me backwards till my back hit the far wall and smirked before sinking down onto her knees and unbuckling my belt. She undid the buttons on my pants and pulled them down along with my underwear. She fisted her hand around my cock and I hissed.

She moved her hand up and down me for a few minutes before sliding her mouth down my shaft.

I'd thought her hand was warm and that she'd had a strong grip, but it didn't compare to her mouth. I wasn't going to last long.

I let my head fall back against the wall and closed my eyes loving the feeling of her lips wrapped around me. She moaned loudly and I looked down to see one of her hands moving under her dress. I moaned panting. God, she looked so fucking hot." Pull your dress up so I can see you love. I want to see you touch yourself."

She shifted and hiked her dress up around her waist. She pushed her panties aside to show me her wet folds.

Using her hand she parted her pussy lips and swirled wetness around her clit before bringing her hand up, offering me a taste. I groaned and sucked her dripping fingers into my mouth. I sucked on her fingers, moaning from the sweet taste.

I released her fingers with a pop and looked down at her. Her eyes were dark and smouldering. Her tongue pressed and swirled around me as she relaxed her throat further, letting her take more of me into her mouth.

She brought her hand back down before rubbing furiously at her pink, swollen skin.

I grabbed her head and wrapped her hair around my fist. I guided her as gently as possible to the desired speed, and she moaned around me.

She lifted the hand she had been using on herself and massaged my balls with it. I could feel them getting slick with her juices and it succeeded in making me harder than before. She slowly moved her hand to my ass and inserted a finger in me. I threw my head back against the wall bucking my hips as she started moving it at a languish pace. Fuck!

How many of you can that your girlfriend has sucked you off, while fucking your as with her fingers and getting herself off at the same time. Those kind of muti-tasking skills deserve some sort of prize and maybe a piece in a magazine. Maybe Playboy.

She moved the hand that had been wrapped around to her pussy and picked up where she had left off because god forbid that she didn't get off at the same as me.

"Fuck, Bella…I'm…close…" I warned her between pants. She moaned in approval and started working herself quicker. I kept thrusting into her mouth until she bit down hard on my cock. I swore loudly, letting out a feral groan. The pain coursed through me, but was soon overtaken by immense pleasure. She closed her eyes around me as she shuddered and whimpered around my cock through her release. Streams of cum went down her throat, and she swallowed it all. Even after I'd climaxed, she cleaned me up before helping me back into my boxers and pants.

"That was…God so fucking hot," I gasped, catching my breath. Bella smiled smugly and winked. " Glad you liked it."

I growled and picked her up by her waist and kissed not caring about the fact that I could taste myself on her.

I pulled back," We better get back downstairs before my mother goes insane."

Bella laughed and we quickly cleaned up and went back downstairs. We joined everyone outside by the pool and my mother immediately jumped up and came over.

" Where have you two been? I was getting worried."

I chuckled and ran a hand across the back of my neck," I was giving Bella the grand tour of the house." I couldn't help the smirk that came over my face. Though I hadn't given Bella the grand tour of the house, my cock sure got a good look at that pretty mouth of hers.

My mother looked us over for a second before folding her arms across her chest," You two were being safe right?" She asked and I blushed slightly. How did she do that? Was it some sort of mother radar that makes you aware of every single thing your children do?

Bella laughed seemingly unfazed by the question," We didn't get that far Esme, but I assure you, we are being safe." I stared at Bella as she and my mother started rattling on about a brunch and spa day for the coming Sunday.

I shrugged and went over to join Emmett who was grinning at me.

" Feels good, dont it?" He said a satisfied smirk on his face. I rolled my eyes at him, but smiled anyway." Yes, it does. So fucking good." He clapped me on the back and chuckled," I can tell this one's a keeper." I looked over at Bella and grinned at how easy it seemed for her and my mother to be getting along. I shook my head in awe.

Well Bella, welcome to the family.

AN: So... does this make up for my two week disappearance? Lol, I'm going to make a deal with you guys. If you manage to get me to two hundred reviews I will do a Bella Pov of her spa day with Rose and Esme. Yep I'm bribing you guys. So get reviewing guys!