Where is the Orange Juice?
Authors note: Drake Kuro's speech will now be in italics
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"That was some party you through last night Momo, although next time try and drink something non alcoholic like orange juice, groping your superior in public is kinda in bad taste",
"and speaking of orange juice I haven't had any in weeks" I Stammered to Momo, although well at least Momo I know now She has a little girl crush on me,
I Could Use That to my Advantage Kuro thought smugly. "Hey Momo? "Yes Captain Dante" she said hoping to curry some favor with her new captain
"Could You Mind the Office today and try to find out why there is a shortage of orange juice, for me please? I have to attend to some business elsewhere".
Kuro only knew too well what her answer would be "Yes I will, you will not be disappointed" she beamed also blushing.
No I will not be disappointed I Thought to myself it's too bad she does not know what this business is anyway,
what does she does not know will not get her in trouble. Flash Stepping to a place where Kuro could not be seen he teleported Directly to Hueco Mundo.
Nel Tu stared out from her perch in the ruins of Las Noches she thought to herself man I have no to play with, being a ruler of this god forsaken piece of rock, and these Soul Reapers think the Arrancar that escaped during the battle for Las Noches,
that fled and hidden after the war might come back and try to take it back. "Yeah right" she said out loud "not in a million billion years"
she added before Soul Reaper wearing the standard Arrancar uniform baggy fitting Hakama and Jacket , the opposite color scheme of the Shingami shihakusho white with Black trim ,
But wearing a Black Floor length Duster with Metal Shoulder Guards materialized right in front of her. She noted mentally this guy looked like a rockstar only the only instrument he plays is a seven foot long katana of death.
"Who are you" asked Nel towards the man in front of her while keeping an eye on his Zanpakto "My Name Is Drake Dante Kuro , and you my lovely little lady must be Nel Tu , it's a pleasure" He Said with mixed Flirt , Malice , And Sarcasm she retorted scarcely containing the flush on her cheeks nor the amusement she felt along with fear "why have you come to Las Noches?
, Mr. Dante there is nothing here but the ruins and the graves of the people who fought here , I would say you are mad to be sightseeing in a place like this."
"Miss Tu could you show me the place where Ulquiorra Cifer Met his end?" As he said this he implanted the thought in her head to lead him there and to forget meeting him, and that she did "It was right here on the the dome My Friend Ichigo Kurosaki killed him, they could never find the body so your wasting your time" she added before going blank.
Mean while in the soul society:
Damn it my man is going to be seething thought Momo Hinamori, the reason why there is a shortage is because the bar tender kept making screwdrivers,
no wonder I was drunk I had 3- couple rightfully so I should be dead and I should not have did what I did last night, the special ops had to make sure I did not rape and kill the captain, damn I was smashed.
"Hey Momo I heard you tried to rape your captain last night , good use of your feminine charms , I knew you could do it" said a voice behind her who Momo recognized as the vice_Captain of squad 11 Rangiku Matsumoto the self proclaimed buxom Goddess
"Rangiku" sighed Momo out of desperation "what happened last night?" well Rangiku thought to herself
"you had 30 40 odd screwdrivers plus the fact you did not eat the whole time and you tried to have your way with your captain in public so I knocked you both out and dragged you home to his place , anyway how's your hangover?"
"It hurts like hell and the 2 in the afternoon sun is no fun at all" said Momo "well the best cure for a hangover is another drink" exclaimed Rangiku all smiles as she pulled a bottle of sake out of her robes.
"Rangiku wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Momo splitting the ears of everyone in the vicinity, the sound could even be heard in the living world and yet Hueco Mundo.
Back in Hueco Mundo:
Damn things are going very according to plan thought Kuro as he began his incantation for giving the dead rebirth.
Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust Bloodlust to The Rust On My Blade To The Spade Upon which I Dig my own grave to save my own life as deprave you of yours , Ulquiorra Cifer Rise and Take Back What Is Yours.
Slowly and surely The Former Quattro Espada Materialized at Kuro's feet, first the bones, the organs the flesh and finally his soul Ulquiorra Cifer was reborn not as Arrancar or a Soul reaper.
But With the Powers of Both Ends Of The spectrum Polar opposites was now merged.
Why Iam I Here I thought I was dead and yet iam alive, but my spiritual pressure it feels different thought Cifer to himself unaware his audience could read minds. And Kuro answered his question
"I Brought you back from the dead , and the reason why your spiritual pressure is different is because not only do you have All the powers you had when you were an Espada you have the powers of a full fledged soul reaper a perfect fusion , plus my own powers.
" And what might your powers be from what I know you are a soul reaper captain, yet you have am hollow mask in your hand, what are you?" "
My Name is Drake Dante Kuro Iam a Vaizard yet the Truth is iam a necromancer" "Ulquiorra Cifer iam a soul reaper
who has already died and was giving another chance to live at the expense of another's life and through that process I became a necromancer a living breathing walking talking corpse and
I gained power greater than that of an Arrancar or a soul reaper , I was able to read minds , raise the dead as I did with you ,
and to make contracts with people to give them power greater than they could ever dream of ,
I gave you life you are bound by my blood which stirs in you by your honor and by contract to fight by my side what do you say?" as Kuro extends his hand towards Ulquiorra Cifer. "I Will Serve, Live and Die by your side and shall I fail by your blade." Ulquiorra shakes Dante Kuro's Hand, as they are watched by an unseen observer.
Gin Ichimaru states mentally well who knew my pupil could be that scary I better go inform my master, before he causes too much trouble. Then Teleports further into Hueco Mundo leaving the pair unaware that they were being watched.