HI Ya'll! Okay, please don't hate me for not updating once a week, I really feel so tired these few days, along with my mom making me start reviewing for my finals, which are are like in a month, GAH! Oh well, I understand, so I'm typing this up while I'm resting, let's see how much I can get done!
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Okay, onward with the next scene. Gah, these scens are soo boring, I want to write the interesting ones, then I'll type really fast, and longer scenes, how about that? I'll strive for that!
Okay, I'm introducing a new thing I'm doing, recommended by STARszx(thanks!). I"ll be putting the name of the character, and with parathesis, the actor, like this.
Kylie(Krissy): blah, words, blah, words.
Colleen(Angel): more words, and words, and blah blah blah.
Get it? Good.
Okay, enough of my blabbering.
TaylorSwiftTwilightFan75
bold italics: stage comments, information, stage directions
italics: actor's thoughts
bold: the authors's thoughts(ME!)
regular: the actor's speaking
Act 1 Scene 2
*Curtains Open*
Narrator One(Cameron): Okay, the Director and her assistant have been replaced by moi! *evil laugh* JK, they're just too lazy to come out right now, so I might as well do the speaking right now. Last scene none of the narrators, besides narrator 2, played by Nudge had said a word. So, I'm here today to give you a boring description of what happened last time, and because the next few "scenes" from the movie is rather stupid, Huiru has made my job even worse, and I'll have to talk about that as well, so get ready, get set, start speaking! NO, you don't start speaking, I do! Okay, last scene you met Kylie or XiaoLongXia(guy form), Colleen(Angel), mmm, Jordan(Fang), Jared(Jack), Drew(Iggy), Drake(Gazzy), and Hunter(John), oh and ShunXi(Xavier), and you figured that Kylie really wasn't much of a gambler, just getting money to help the poor. Wasn't that touching? I thought is was. Anyways, that's the jist of the last scene. This scene, well you're going to meet Anderson(Tom), Ramon(Georgie), JinXiuShiFu(Serena), Julie(Remy), Ruby(Lynn), Mark(Kyle), and I think that's about it. If not, then that's my bad. Oh well, I gave you the jist, now I'm handing it over to the projector to show you the scenes that you are missing.
*Curtains Fall*
*SORRY! Okay, I really didn't feel like putting in several of the scenes from the movie, so I'm actually giving you the jist of the scenes, unless you go to youtube and watch the subbed version of The Mischievous Princess. So, first scene that is skipped, the part where Wendy(Brigid) complains to Jordan's Mother(Lissa), and Jordan defends himself and ends up saying that Wendy(Brigid) was slapping her servants. His mother(the Dowager Empress), doesn't believe it in the beginning, but then is horrified, and Wendy must stop. First scene, next scene? Drew(Iggy), Drake(Gazzy), and Hunter(John) go and try to gamble in a famous casino, and get into lots of trouble, but Hunter escapes, and finds Kylie in XiaoLongXia form, and askes for help, needing 200 yingzi(chinese money currency). She's pissed off, but she thinks of an idea. She goes back home, and "steals" her dad's most favorite object, and gets scared by her brother, Mark(Kyle). Mark gives up hes jade pendant, and puts back the object. Kylie goes to rescue her friends, and gives them a scolding on how precious that pendant of Mark Situ gave up has to Mark, and vowes to get it back. Drew(Iggy), suggests they steal it from the "arriving" of the son of the Marquis of Qi, Antonio, but it turns out to be the Prince of Yunnan, Anderson. Okay, that's about it for that scene, and I forgot a scene, the scene between JinXiuShiFu(Serena) and Julie(Remy) who talk about Ruby(Lynn) who plans to assassinate Jordan. And this is where I take a leave for a while, and you guys get to read on! Enjoy!*
*Curtains Open*
Jordan(Fang): *writes calligraphy on rice paper, the information, not important* Ruby(Lynn), is carrying fruit to the King. Jordan feels her presence, and raises his head just a little bit, but continues writing. Ruby(Lynn) goes to the place where Jordan is and flips a dagger from beneath the plate. Shunzi sees, and calls out "Assassin, protect the King!" Jordan just smiles, and resumes writing. Ruby gets right behind Jordan, and tries to stab him several times from his left and right, but all were unsuccessful. Jared(Jack) and the soldiers come running towards the location. Ruby then takes out a long sword, and tries to stab the King again. The King throws up his brush, and takes the sword tip with his fingers, and then flings it back toward Ruby. The King then stands up, catches the sword, and tightens his finger grip on the sword, and pushes Ruby down. He then turns around, catches his brush, and finishes his writing. Jared and the soldiers come just in time, and put swords up against Ruby's neck.
Jared(Jack): Your Majesty! Your Majesty, please forgive my delay in coming to your defense.
Jordan(Fang): It's not your fault. It is very hard to defend a king from an assassin anyways.*turns toward Ruby* What's your name?
Ruby(Lynn): Ruby, but my real name is QiuXin.
*Curtains Close*
Huiru: Well, that's interesting isn't it? Well, let's see what the King's response is, shall we?
*Curtains Open*
Jordan: A heart(xin) under a fall(qiu) is also a worried(chou) word. Now, tell me, what are you worried about that makes you want to kill me?
Ruby: What worries me is Heaven's blindness(OMG, how could she!) in ending my dynasty. My hatred towards you is too deep.
Jordan: The previous dynasty was beaten for a while now. Your parents couldn't have been killed by me.
Ruby: The son pays for the parent's debt. I'll never forgive you!
Jordan: Wrong, wrong, and wrong. Right now, the issue at hand is whether or not I'm going to release you.
Ruby: Stupid King. If you want to kill me, go ahead and do so. Even as a spirit, I'll come back and haunt you!
Jordan: Even your parents didn't come to find me, so why are you here, full of rage?
Ruby: STUPID King. You!
Shunzi(Xavier): Shut up! Any more vulgarities, and I'll cut off your tongue.
Jared(Jack): *moves to the King* Your majesty. How are we going to deal with her?
Jordan: She worked so hard to get up so close to me, but she's tied up like a present(changed the word, but it still sounds funny) in the end. That's useless enough. Moreover, the enmity from the previous dynasty is really infuriating. Hey, it's just a puny, stupid woman(so mean!), just forget it! Release her, but banish her out of the palace.
Jared: Ah, your majesty, you...
Jordan: *nods his head to do the action*
Jared: Oh, okay.
*Curtains Close*
Narrator Two(Nudge): So, like it. Do you think that was fair? I do. The King is such a nice person. However, I shouldn't go over myself, for I may take too long for my part and everybody will later scream at me for talking too much. Oops, I'm doing that again. Okay, I'm supposed to talk about the next few scenes this play is skipping. Well, since I'm supposed to be brief, I'll just describe them really quickly. The next "scene" is about Kylie, Colleen, and the three friends of theirs and them going to steal stuff from the Marquis of Qi's son, Antonio. However the three guys run off, and lmost get killed by Anderson(Tom), the suppose "son of Marquis of Qi", but they get the stuff anyways. Kylie and Colleen plan to steal the stuff, but in a mischievous way. They put on masks and scare the guys out of there wits. Then the next scene is of Anderson and his dad, talking, about the fight between the two "families". After that, the next day comes, where Kylie and Colleen tell their friends what they did. Next up, I hope you'll enjoy. It's one of my favorite scenes!
*Curtains Open*
*sitting down, Tom as Anderson, and he is drinking.
Kylie(Krissy) and Colleen(Angel) enter the restaurtant.
Servant: Oh, two young masters. Come on in! Come on in.
Kylie(Krissy): Please bring us the best dishes here. If the food doesn't taste good, I'll cut off your fingers *This took me so long to master without laughing!*
Servant: Yes, yes! Come on this way.
Kylie and Colleen sit at the table next to Anderson's(Tom) table.
Servant turns around and sees Jordan and Jared enter: oh, another two young masters. What would you like to eat?
Kylie and Colleen look up at Jordan. Jordan sees Kylie as well, and smiles, then leaves with Jared and the servant. While Jack says: 4 dishes and a bottle of wine please.
Kylie eyes Jordan, but then turns away and raises her wrist and admires the bracelet that belonged to Anderson. Anderson sees, picks up his sword, and moves to Kylie.
Anderson(Tom): Little Brother, where did you get the bracelet?
Kylie: Cradles it to chest. It's an heirloom. why?
Anderson: May I take a closer look?
Kylie: *scoffs* Huh, no way.*stifles laughter*You have a greedy look.
Anderson: This is really annoying, but funny. You got that bracelet yesterday, right?
Kylie: Eyes Anderson funny. Go away. *I can't believe I'm actually not laughing. It's soo funny acting this out!*
Anderson: It's not yours isn't?
Kylie: If it's not mine, then whose is it, yours?
Anderson: Correct, it is mine. GIVE IT BACK! *starts to fight*
Kylie(in XiaoLongXia form) pulls out fan, and flips it everytime Anderson reaches out to get the bracelet. The fan is tossed into the air. Kylie spins off the table, flips it up and kicks the table right towwards Anderson. Anderson takes out his sword, and slices the table in half. Kylie catches her fan, and drops down into a "pose". Anderson moves his sword to the front, and points it towards Kylie.
Kylie: Huh, so you are serious.
Anderson: Give me the bracelet.
Kylie: If you really want the bracelet, then find a way to get it from me.
He moves forward, and they fight. HARD TO DESCRIBE, BUT VERY COOL, go to www. youtube .com/watch?v=fOOm76KZP7Y&feature=related, minus the spaces, to watch, starts at time: 0:50. Watch it till 6:42. NO more after that, and you've got to watch it, cause the translations are correct, just read them, and I'm going to be lazy and not write up the lines.
Narrator Three(Pebble): *yawn* That's about time now. I hate my role right now, but I guess I'll learn to like it. But, that scene was pretty amazing, don't you think, with all those modifications of the slow motion and all, truly incredible, how'd they do that? You'll never know, cuz I'm not telling you. Well, I really don't have fun to say besides the fact that you guys are truly missing out if you're sleeping up in the seats! *some people open eyes* See, I told ya, this isn't that bad, is it?
So, how was it. Boring again? I assume it would be if you don't watch the youtube version, it's really nice, and I'm trusting you aren't going ahead. PLEASE DON't DO THAT, and remember to review!
I'm out,
~TaylorSwiftTwilightFan75